Darla
@basicandbizarre.bsky.social
Librarian, TTRPG designer, autistic trans dyke. she/her
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A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎
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How a St. Louis cartoonist replaced 'Dilbert' in the Washington Post
"Heart of the City" replaced "Dilbert" in the Washington Post.
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January 13, 2026 at 4:43 PM
A reminder that my strip took over Dilberts vacant spot in the Washington Post after they dropped his ass. 😎
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
www.stlpr.org/show/st-loui...
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Oh my god this lady rules. I love this.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
January 12, 2026 at 5:56 PM
Oh my god this lady rules. I love this.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
Just make fun of these poseurs.
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expectation: you will walk down the street hailed by beautiful white women thanking you for Saving The Homeland
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
January 12, 2026 at 6:32 PM
expectation: you will walk down the street hailed by beautiful white women thanking you for Saving The Homeland
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
reality: a woman who looks exactly like your mom calls you a whiny bitch and the cute cashier gives you the finger and tells you to go fuck yourself and everyone laughs when you fall down
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some of these dudes like playing keystone cop occupying army but no matter how much of a front they put on it wears on you to have everyone around you curse your name and relentlessly mock you
and a lot of the new guys are hopped up on twitter propaganda and aren't ready for it
keep it up
and a lot of the new guys are hopped up on twitter propaganda and aren't ready for it
keep it up
It occurs to me all the yelling at ICE in MPLS isn't merely funny. Getting made fun of like this is awful for morale. ICE is losing field officers faster than it can wave them through training, and a big part of it is how little of this these little weasels can take.
ICE at Midway Target and seem to possible be leaving. Lots of community members here
January 12, 2026 at 6:30 PM
some of these dudes like playing keystone cop occupying army but no matter how much of a front they put on it wears on you to have everyone around you curse your name and relentlessly mock you
and a lot of the new guys are hopped up on twitter propaganda and aren't ready for it
keep it up
and a lot of the new guys are hopped up on twitter propaganda and aren't ready for it
keep it up
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🧵: Part of my job when deployed to Iraq was reviewing the planning & concept of operations for the maneuver elements in our brigade that needed to do cordons & nocks & cordons & searches. These operational practices were seeing from ICE & CBP would never be approved. They’re terrible. 1/
4 male ICE agents tackle a woman U.S. citizen—lift her off ground with no concern over groping her breast or exposing her midriff.
"Help me! Help me!" she cries out. "Check my ID!"
Agents shove her into back of SUV hitting her head—literally run away from scene of crime.
St. Paul, Minnesota.
"Help me! Help me!" she cries out. "Check my ID!"
Agents shove her into back of SUV hitting her head—literally run away from scene of crime.
St. Paul, Minnesota.
January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
🧵: Part of my job when deployed to Iraq was reviewing the planning & concept of operations for the maneuver elements in our brigade that needed to do cordons & nocks & cordons & searches. These operational practices were seeing from ICE & CBP would never be approved. They’re terrible. 1/
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very pleased to report my shitposting is reaching new heights :3
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Card Selection for Secret Lair: Quentin Tarantino Leads Players to Speculate Something is Afoot | Commander's Herald
Sporting cards hand picked by the silver screen giant himself, as well as an entirely new to the game design, this drop seems poised to wiggle the piggies of players lucky enough to snag one in the co...
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January 13, 2026 at 5:08 PM
very pleased to report my shitposting is reaching new heights :3
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Now in colour, courtesy of Mike Spicer who works with Daniel Warren Johnson on Skybound TF:
January 13, 2026 at 10:11 AM
Now in colour, courtesy of Mike Spicer who works with Daniel Warren Johnson on Skybound TF:
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U.S. citizen detained by ICE:
“…they finally told me that they could offer undocumented family members of mine legal protection if I have any…or money, in exchange for giving them the names of protest organizers, or undocumented persons. I was shocked, and told them no.”
“…they finally told me that they could offer undocumented family members of mine legal protection if I have any…or money, in exchange for giving them the names of protest organizers, or undocumented persons. I was shocked, and told them no.”
just a reminder that we aren’t even seeing the worst of what is happening in Minneapolis from someone detailed at the Whipple Federal Building yesterday
January 13, 2026 at 3:05 PM
U.S. citizen detained by ICE:
“…they finally told me that they could offer undocumented family members of mine legal protection if I have any…or money, in exchange for giving them the names of protest organizers, or undocumented persons. I was shocked, and told them no.”
“…they finally told me that they could offer undocumented family members of mine legal protection if I have any…or money, in exchange for giving them the names of protest organizers, or undocumented persons. I was shocked, and told them no.”
My Boxing Day @cardkingdom.com order arrived yesterday with my new favourite turn 2-4 combo: Wall of Blood+Rite of Consumption.
Pump Wall for as much life as I can spare, then brutally hurl it in someone's face+get all the life back!
(also Rite is legal in Pauper, because it is somehow a Common!)
Pump Wall for as much life as I can spare, then brutally hurl it in someone's face+get all the life back!
(also Rite is legal in Pauper, because it is somehow a Common!)
January 13, 2026 at 3:20 PM
My Boxing Day @cardkingdom.com order arrived yesterday with my new favourite turn 2-4 combo: Wall of Blood+Rite of Consumption.
Pump Wall for as much life as I can spare, then brutally hurl it in someone's face+get all the life back!
(also Rite is legal in Pauper, because it is somehow a Common!)
Pump Wall for as much life as I can spare, then brutally hurl it in someone's face+get all the life back!
(also Rite is legal in Pauper, because it is somehow a Common!)
But at least my loval Vietnamese restaurant knows who I am? *big shrug*
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
But at least my loval Vietnamese restaurant knows who I am? *big shrug*
I read a couple pages of some schlocky occult spy novel I got on sale, got distracted when my meal was served, forgot it at the restaurant, a pandemic happened, and 2 years later I came in for takeaway and they said "Hey did you leave this here?"
Couldn't be arsed to start it again.
Couldn't be arsed to start it again.
January 13, 2026 at 4:18 AM
I read a couple pages of some schlocky occult spy novel I got on sale, got distracted when my meal was served, forgot it at the restaurant, a pandemic happened, and 2 years later I came in for takeaway and they said "Hey did you leave this here?"
Couldn't be arsed to start it again.
Couldn't be arsed to start it again.
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Hey CA!
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
Pro-Auschwitz Republican flips to Democrat in bid to win after California redistricting
A Republican candidate for governor in California will instead run for Congress as a Democrat despite floating Auschwitz, the infamous Nazi concentration camp, as an "unemployment plan."In paperwork f...
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January 12, 2026 at 11:18 PM
Hey CA!
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
Vet out candidates closely!! There are going to be a LOT of these wolves in sheep's clothing this year.
www.rawstory.com/california-r...
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Please call your reps and tell them NOT to fund this government
Any Democratic votes to fund DHS later this month as Minneapolis is being terrorized by DHS is going to be a major slap in the face to Americans living here. Demand major reforms or shut the government down.
January 13, 2026 at 4:02 AM
Please call your reps and tell them NOT to fund this government
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Never do this. NEVER EVER. The odds that the AI will be wrong and you will harass an innocent are too high. AI is not magic, NCIS is a fictional TV show, and no matter how much you like Abby she isn't actually real.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
Somebody use AI and unmask this fascist!
January 13, 2026 at 2:58 AM
Never do this. NEVER EVER. The odds that the AI will be wrong and you will harass an innocent are too high. AI is not magic, NCIS is a fictional TV show, and no matter how much you like Abby she isn't actually real.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
This is a bad thing to do and people who suggest doing it should feel bad.
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I'm gonna become the joker
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
January 12, 2026 at 8:20 PM
I'm gonna become the joker
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
- misgendering self
- over done
- used by the right
I'm gonna become Harley Quinn
- gender affirming
- lesbian
- get to kiss a plant girl
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Invite me on your commander streams! I don't care if I die first. I'll just make jokes while the rest of you have to use your brains like chumps.
once again thinking about how "commander for content" and "commander night at your LGS" are functionally two different formats
January 13, 2026 at 1:37 AM
Invite me on your commander streams! I don't care if I die first. I'll just make jokes while the rest of you have to use your brains like chumps.
Even though I play mostly black and/or red aligned decks, and Rakdos is my favourite colour pair, I genuinely adore some of the wacky characters that green has produced, like the three academic bears.
Strixhaven canonically gave tenure to AT LEAST two bears, and Doc Aurlock is apocryphally one too.
Strixhaven canonically gave tenure to AT LEAST two bears, and Doc Aurlock is apocryphally one too.
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Even though I play mostly black and/or red aligned decks, and Rakdos is my favourite colour pair, I genuinely adore some of the wacky characters that green has produced, like the three academic bears.
Strixhaven canonically gave tenure to AT LEAST two bears, and Doc Aurlock is apocryphally one too.
Strixhaven canonically gave tenure to AT LEAST two bears, and Doc Aurlock is apocryphally one too.
I have dyscalculia and so view people who are really good at, and engaged with, complex math and science like they're basically wizards. So having a math and science nerd hero is REALLY cool.
I like to think she'd become good buddies with my other personal favourite card, Mild-Mannered Librarian.
I like to think she'd become good buddies with my other personal favourite card, Mild-Mannered Librarian.
January 13, 2026 at 4:09 AM
I have dyscalculia and so view people who are really good at, and engaged with, complex math and science like they're basically wizards. So having a math and science nerd hero is REALLY cool.
I like to think she'd become good buddies with my other personal favourite card, Mild-Mannered Librarian.
I like to think she'd become good buddies with my other personal favourite card, Mild-Mannered Librarian.
world's a fuck share a buddy
I love Zimone and genuinely am low key annoyed that Quint got sparked instead of her. Zimone is an absolute nerd who made a dog out of math and this is pure buddy behaviour.
She's just so cool. More Magic characters need to be joyful nerds.
I love Zimone and genuinely am low key annoyed that Quint got sparked instead of her. Zimone is an absolute nerd who made a dog out of math and this is pure buddy behaviour.
She's just so cool. More Magic characters need to be joyful nerds.
January 13, 2026 at 4:03 AM
world's a fuck share a buddy
I love Zimone and genuinely am low key annoyed that Quint got sparked instead of her. Zimone is an absolute nerd who made a dog out of math and this is pure buddy behaviour.
She's just so cool. More Magic characters need to be joyful nerds.
I love Zimone and genuinely am low key annoyed that Quint got sparked instead of her. Zimone is an absolute nerd who made a dog out of math and this is pure buddy behaviour.
She's just so cool. More Magic characters need to be joyful nerds.
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“Be not afraid.”
January 13, 2026 at 2:50 AM
“Be not afraid.”
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This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
YouGov poll - In the future, would you support or oppose...
Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
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Eliminating ICE as a federal agency?
Support 42%
Oppose 45%
Reducing ICE’s size and funding
Support 48%
Oppose 37%
d3nkl3psvxxpe9.cloudfront.net/documents/IC...
January 13, 2026 at 1:59 AM
This poll shows that 74% of Democrats support abolishing ICE, with 53% *strongly* supporting getting rid of the agency.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Any elected Democrat who wants ICE to exist is outside the mainstream of their party and the people they purport to represent.
Like...just having a couple cats snuggled up to you on a cold evening, under a nice warm blanket, watching ninjas and samurai try not to get killed by immortal nonbinary flower monsters, with a belly full of meatloaf and garlic sauteed kale.
11/10
11/10
January 13, 2026 at 3:53 AM
Like...just having a couple cats snuggled up to you on a cold evening, under a nice warm blanket, watching ninjas and samurai try not to get killed by immortal nonbinary flower monsters, with a belly full of meatloaf and garlic sauteed kale.
11/10
11/10