basil 🌿
@basilb.bsky.social
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full-time plant, part-time girl. they/she. next time you see her, say hi to the moon for me. 🌿🌖🏳️‍⚧️
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cortanav.bsky.social
When will my husband return from the Mariner’s game
Oil painting of a woman waiting by the sea
basilb.bsky.social
it’s friday night where else are they gonna go
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aj pierzynski once again wondering why nobody has left an extra inning winner take all playoff game at home at 9:15pm local time
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big hand light weight
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espn.com
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Legends aren’t born. They’re built 😤

A’ja Wilson is the first player in WNBA & NBA history to win MVP, DPOY, Finals MVP & a scoring title in a season 👏
Legends aren’t born. They’re built 😤
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juliusgoat.bsky.social
I've noticed the opposing team's fans only cheer when the opponents score on us. To win those fans over, I recommend we score on ourselves repeatedly; that will surely make them so happy they'll start supporting us. And I'm sure all our fans will keep cheering for us—who else is there to cheer for?
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oh no, i’m sorry
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futuresushi.bsky.social
the peace prize is the second fakest nobel prize after, of course, economics
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you simply love to see it.
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god bless Jim Amendments, keeping the faith for years now
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thefeloniousmonk.com
If anyone is going out for Halloween and needs a date, it's October 31st.
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basilb.bsky.social
idk you seem pretty good to me, from your posts
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three couple's costume ideas:

sexy frankenstein's monster
frankenstein's sexy monster
sexy frankenstein's sexy monster
basilb.bsky.social
oh that's a fun one! new to me but it would be more surprising if there wasn't a regional variation that did this out there somewhere with how much we love to drop bits out of things
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this is one of my favorite weird language quirks. ubiquitous across canada and also present in a small mid-atlantic region from like central jersey to southern maryland and afaik nowhere else in the us.
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antlervel.vet
I’m normal and can be trusted with a she/they with a curly mullet
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study openings, practice tactics and endgames. reading helps, especially for the first part but does for all of them. also: just play a lot of games and look back at them afterward to see what worked and didn’t and what you might have missed.
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I’m glad I’m not the first person to say it’s Joanna Newsom but I need to add my voice to the number because god DAMN can that woman write a fucking song. The whole section about the finch in Only Skin is some of the best poetry ever written in English.
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“Now I work down at the car wash / Where all it ever does is rain” is perhaps the best metaphor for the futility of depression anyone has ever written
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Brennan Lee Mulligains