Bassim El-Wakil
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Bassim El-Wakil
@basswakil.bsky.social
97% gif. Assigned to House Mollari’s sub-basement by JMS. Inventor of the Scawarene. Massive traitor. Twat of Rimmerian proportions. Creator of Action: The Art of Excitement, The Story Toolkit, and The Writer’s Jihad. Writer. Muslim.
Comics!
November 28, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Basically it would be like if Emilia Clarke played a Ted Lasso-esque fine art teacher who accidentally travelled back in time and completely redeemed Adolf Hitler (played by Henry Cavill) called BRUSH UP, MEIN FUHRER



okay i kinda want to watch that actually that would be amazing
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Ok I avoided looking up how historically accurate this show was until I finished it and, I did finish it, it was a LOT of fun and I really enjoyed it (last two episodes were too much action imho) but looking up the historicity of it it’s adorable how a show about gourmet cooking can be so tasteless
November 28, 2025 at 1:49 AM
Yeah. It just got me frustrated and I found myself spamming so I just stopped playing. Sorry. 😕 It’s a nice puzzle tho and I like how it looks too 🙂
November 27, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I realise that. The issue wasn’t just that the game said “you’ve not got the info to guess” it’s that *also* offers a choice if you can even if you haven’t cracked the clue. So if I get stuck, I can just spam the board without solving clues. Does that make sense? 😕
November 27, 2025 at 10:14 PM
I tried it and I like the idea but when I thought I’d worked out a clue I’d click on the person and get “you don’t have the info to know” yet at the same time I could brute force the puzzle by clicking on anyone and choosing options until I got it right. Found that UI too frustrating. Sorry. 🫤
November 27, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Breaking Bad introduced major characters after it ended. 😆
November 25, 2025 at 2:47 PM
Reposted by Bassim El-Wakil
October 7, 2025 at 3:55 AM
Correct!
November 23, 2025 at 4:58 PM
Uh, how about the best Star Trek captain ever ⬇️
a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of the word magnificent
ALT: a man with long hair and a beard is standing in front of the word magnificent
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November 23, 2025 at 2:42 PM
The Blacks offer so much potential to the show’s stories beyond the perpetual “LA Christians and Jews overreact to an easily resolved faux pas”, and we see how Leon’s sheer presence adds something to every altercation, it’s such a shame they dump the rest of the family in such an off-putting way 🤷🏻‍♂️
November 23, 2025 at 2:29 PM
I am so far behind king of Tokyo . Last thing I got was king of New York. A bit after that they did individual monster packs? I’d look it up but i presume the ai result will be “King of Tokyo refers to the city’s monarch, Godzilla, played by Matthew Broderick in 2014’s Oscar winning Minus 1 Part II”
November 22, 2025 at 6:04 PM
What do you think Majorie Taylor Greene has done to Magic The Gathering 😆
November 22, 2025 at 5:41 PM
This reminds me of the final scene of blackadder
two men in military uniforms are standing next to each other in front of maps
ALT: two men in military uniforms are standing next to each other in front of maps
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November 22, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Congrats!
November 21, 2025 at 11:16 PM
And I guarantee the absolutely necessary update I just had to have is some AI search bar for my pc that I don’t fucking want I don’t fucking need and will ultimately just fuck up whatever it’s supposed to fucking do

WHY IS OUR SCI FI UTOPIA TECH DESIGNED TO BE PERPETUALLY SHITTIER ON PURPOSE
November 20, 2025 at 10:42 PM
Will and I both wanted to go that way. NBC, who were unaware of this situation and currently are able to make money syndicating and selling Columbo, do not want to play chicken, poke the bear, or indulge in any other animal-related tactic.

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I was, NBC were not!
November 20, 2025 at 5:45 PM
My best “rights jail” story is Columbo- we were looking to do an audio adaptation for NBC who we did a load of work with.

They asked their rights people if they still had Columbo and they told us it was sold to IMDB.

Called IMDB they said they never bought them.

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Still think it’s a shame that they couldn’t work out the rights for Shyamalan’s Tales from the Crypt. It’s a bummer that the Cryptkeeper is just in TV rights jail
November 20, 2025 at 5:34 PM