Moss Bastille
@bastillustrator.bsky.social
diary of a wimpy adult
illustration 🍥 comics 🍥 graphic design
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illustration 🍥 comics 🍥 graphic design
DM for commissions & rates
shoutout to the toddler screaming “I’m tired! I’m tired!“ over and over on the sidewalk…same
February 2, 2026 at 7:39 PM
shoutout to the toddler screaming “I’m tired! I’m tired!“ over and over on the sidewalk…same
can someone explain to me why elon musk always looks like he just rolled out of bed and it’s finals week and he’s about to bullsh!t his way into an extension
January 23, 2026 at 6:17 AM
can someone explain to me why elon musk always looks like he just rolled out of bed and it’s finals week and he’s about to bullsh!t his way into an extension
shoutout to the bible thumper on my morning commute preaching against the dangers of witchcraft and also senior identity theft. the devil is getting crafty.
December 18, 2025 at 4:21 PM
shoutout to the bible thumper on my morning commute preaching against the dangers of witchcraft and also senior identity theft. the devil is getting crafty.
today’s overheard in nyc:
“I wanna dog bed so bad! Oh, and a dog.”
“I wanna dog bed so bad! Oh, and a dog.”
December 16, 2025 at 4:59 PM
today’s overheard in nyc:
“I wanna dog bed so bad! Oh, and a dog.”
“I wanna dog bed so bad! Oh, and a dog.”
at this point taylor swift is the airport paperback of pop music. take a break, james patterson
October 7, 2025 at 9:44 AM
at this point taylor swift is the airport paperback of pop music. take a break, james patterson
petition to start calling ai generated p*rn “fake nudes”
September 19, 2025 at 7:05 AM
petition to start calling ai generated p*rn “fake nudes”
quick psa that you should never give a man a compliment unless you’re fully prepared to adopt him
September 13, 2025 at 2:48 AM
quick psa that you should never give a man a compliment unless you’re fully prepared to adopt him
you ever talk to someone and just know they didn’t suffer enough in high school
September 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
you ever talk to someone and just know they didn’t suffer enough in high school
“you look rich” (insult)
September 4, 2025 at 8:46 PM
“you look rich” (insult)
*Overheard in Brooklyn*
“Yeah I’m a pacifist…I’ll pass this fist.”
“Yeah I’m a pacifist…I’ll pass this fist.”
August 29, 2025 at 2:19 AM
*Overheard in Brooklyn*
“Yeah I’m a pacifist…I’ll pass this fist.”
“Yeah I’m a pacifist…I’ll pass this fist.”
citrus is a scam. look me in the eye and tell me you can taste the difference between tangerine and pomelo flavor seltzer
August 11, 2025 at 9:05 PM
citrus is a scam. look me in the eye and tell me you can taste the difference between tangerine and pomelo flavor seltzer
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Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
August 8, 2025 at 3:06 AM
Wonderful things are happening in the Anne of Green Gables subreddit
just curious, when did the men on TikTok start dressing like my grandfather. why do they all have his shoes
July 11, 2025 at 11:40 PM
just curious, when did the men on TikTok start dressing like my grandfather. why do they all have his shoes
New Yorkers aren’t rude, you’re blocking the entire sidewalk
July 10, 2025 at 3:39 PM
New Yorkers aren’t rude, you’re blocking the entire sidewalk
as a new englander living in nyc, I feel obligated to defend the red sox—not because I give a sh*t about sports but I LOVE a feud
April 29, 2025 at 8:12 PM
as a new englander living in nyc, I feel obligated to defend the red sox—not because I give a sh*t about sports but I LOVE a feud
hey remember when lana del rey hexed trump in 2016…can someone tell her to do it again, i don’t think it took
April 23, 2025 at 11:50 PM
hey remember when lana del rey hexed trump in 2016…can someone tell her to do it again, i don’t think it took
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I wrote about Google unveiling its 'responsible AI progress report' by quietly deleting the part of its AI principles where it promised not to work on weapons www.platformer.news/google-ai-pr...
Google is ready to work on AI weapons now
The company’s promise to avoid building AI applications that cause harm has been deleted
www.platformer.news
February 5, 2025 at 2:04 AM
I wrote about Google unveiling its 'responsible AI progress report' by quietly deleting the part of its AI principles where it promised not to work on weapons www.platformer.news/google-ai-pr...
can you believe the republicans are building amusement parks for children out of broken glass—oh wait nvm, I think I dreamed that. but it’s getting harder to tell, isn’t it
February 2, 2025 at 4:22 PM
can you believe the republicans are building amusement parks for children out of broken glass—oh wait nvm, I think I dreamed that. but it’s getting harder to tell, isn’t it
overheard a kid on the street who had clearly just learned about platypuses…idk the last time I felt the pure excitement of discovering egg-laying mammals for the first time
January 28, 2025 at 8:40 PM
overheard a kid on the street who had clearly just learned about platypuses…idk the last time I felt the pure excitement of discovering egg-laying mammals for the first time
“Neighbor With Baby Below” “Neighbor With Baby Next Door” “Thin Walls,” and just like that I take the lead in New York apartment bingo
January 25, 2025 at 2:53 PM
“Neighbor With Baby Below” “Neighbor With Baby Next Door” “Thin Walls,” and just like that I take the lead in New York apartment bingo