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As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball
Yeah but to be fair, she’s always drunk when she’s on tv. Wine box under the desk.
February 3, 2026 at 12:12 AM
February 2, 2026 at 9:11 PM
This is probably why Joel sold his portion of the show to Shout! a couple weeks ago. He hinted that he isn’t interested in working quite so hard now, hence his remark about possibly getting into a different project with “less moving parts”
February 2, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Also in Hush… Hush, Sweet Charlotte
February 2, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Phil: This is one time where television really fails to capture the true excitement of a large squirrel predicting the weather. I, for one, am very grateful to have been here. From Punxsutawney, this is Phil Connors. So long.

Rita: Okay, want to try it again without the sarcasm?
February 2, 2026 at 1:06 PM
Elvis Presley was the same way.
February 2, 2026 at 12:17 PM
JOE BIDEN SHIT MY PANTS!
February 2, 2026 at 12:43 AM
Leave a window open. If he was in there I’m sure it smells like ass.
February 1, 2026 at 11:46 PM
My parents had a dachshund that would walk into snow and just start crying like it was the worst thing ever. It was the cold snow against his belly, I’m sure.
February 1, 2026 at 10:39 PM
February 1, 2026 at 10:32 PM