mickeybruce
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As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball
If you had $1 billion & spent $1,000 a day, it would take you 2,740 years to go broke.
February 8, 2026 at 7:25 AM
If you had $1 billion & spent $1,000 a day, it would take you 2,740 years to go broke.
When I was 18, my christmas present from work was a $10.00 A&P gift certificate. For $10, I bought a case of beer, a carton of cigarettes and a dozen oranges. Of course the minimum wage back then was $1.60 and I was making $1.99 with a shift bonus
February 8, 2026 at 7:22 AM
When I was 18, my christmas present from work was a $10.00 A&P gift certificate. For $10, I bought a case of beer, a carton of cigarettes and a dozen oranges. Of course the minimum wage back then was $1.60 and I was making $1.99 with a shift bonus
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“I have learned from past mistakes and am now introducing the brand new All Porn Washington Post.”
February 7, 2026 at 10:51 PM
“I have learned from past mistakes and am now introducing the brand new All Porn Washington Post.”
“The Breakfast Club” premiered in L.A. on this day in 1985.
February 7, 2026 at 10:25 PM
“The Breakfast Club” premiered in L.A. on this day in 1985.
Countdown to Super Bowl. It’s still below zero outside so it looks like a good weekend to stay in the house.
February 7, 2026 at 6:28 PM
Countdown to Super Bowl. It’s still below zero outside so it looks like a good weekend to stay in the house.
“Happy Gilmore” premiered 30 years ago today, on February 7, 1996
February 7, 2026 at 12:38 PM
“Happy Gilmore” premiered 30 years ago today, on February 7, 1996
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I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake to let a racist game show host be president
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I'm beginning to think it might have been a mistake to let a racist game show host be president
"She wouldn't let go of that junk food.
And that was the source of her demise."
And that was the source of her demise."
February 6, 2026 at 9:23 PM
"She wouldn't let go of that junk food.
And that was the source of her demise."
And that was the source of her demise."
"Hanky Panky (Part One)" aired on February 6, 2000. #KingOfTheHill
February 6, 2026 at 6:21 PM
"Hanky Panky (Part One)" aired on February 6, 2000. #KingOfTheHill
A White House official says a "staffer erroneously made the post." Yeah, that’s the ticket!
February 6, 2026 at 5:50 PM
A White House official says a "staffer erroneously made the post." Yeah, that’s the ticket!
France responds to Elon Musk after he called the raid on Twitter/X offices a “political attack.”
“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. It doesn’t fly in France.”
“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. It doesn’t fly in France.”
February 5, 2026 at 1:47 PM
France responds to Elon Musk after he called the raid on Twitter/X offices a “political attack.”
“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. It doesn’t fly in France.”
“Investigating child sexual abuse material isn’t controversial. Turning it into political theater is manipulation. Maybe that logic flies on some island. It doesn’t fly in France.”
So I said to him, “Listen, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.”
February 5, 2026 at 1:46 PM
So I said to him, “Listen, buddy, your car was upside down when we got here. And as for your grandmother, she shouldn’t have mouthed off like that.”
It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out
February 5, 2026 at 1:22 PM
It's a bit nipply out. I mean nippy out
February 4, 1983: Karen Carpenter died at her parents' home in Downey, CA from heartbeat irregularities associated with anorexia nervosa.
February 5, 2026 at 8:51 AM
February 4, 1983: Karen Carpenter died at her parents' home in Downey, CA from heartbeat irregularities associated with anorexia nervosa.
Trump’s infamous new White House ballroom and bunker has been scrapped by a federal judge and the national trust preservation committee. It was also discovered the $400 million in ballroom donor money has either disappeared or simply never existed.
February 5, 2026 at 3:17 AM
Trump’s infamous new White House ballroom and bunker has been scrapped by a federal judge and the national trust preservation committee. It was also discovered the $400 million in ballroom donor money has either disappeared or simply never existed.
Something colossal is happening in the not-too-distant future — Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments!
In partnership with Shout! Studios, RiffTrax will be making four new episodes of MST3K. Mike Nelson is returning as host, along with Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett and Mary Jo Pehl.
In partnership with Shout! Studios, RiffTrax will be making four new episodes of MST3K. Mike Nelson is returning as host, along with Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett and Mary Jo Pehl.
February 4, 2026 at 7:12 PM
Something colossal is happening in the not-too-distant future — Mystery Science Theater 3000: The RiffTrax Experiments!
In partnership with Shout! Studios, RiffTrax will be making four new episodes of MST3K. Mike Nelson is returning as host, along with Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett and Mary Jo Pehl.
In partnership with Shout! Studios, RiffTrax will be making four new episodes of MST3K. Mike Nelson is returning as host, along with Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett and Mary Jo Pehl.
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
February 4, 2026 at 1:27 PM
On Wednesdays We Wear Black 🖤
From the RiffTrax Team
We wanted to let you know that we will be revealing one of the movies we'll be riffing on Monday February 9th at 11 am PT. This doesn't mean this is Experiment 01, it's just one of the episodes.
Stay tuned—you'll get to hear more from us in the not-too-distant future.
We wanted to let you know that we will be revealing one of the movies we'll be riffing on Monday February 9th at 11 am PT. This doesn't mean this is Experiment 01, it's just one of the episodes.
Stay tuned—you'll get to hear more from us in the not-too-distant future.
February 3, 2026 at 7:25 PM
From the RiffTrax Team
We wanted to let you know that we will be revealing one of the movies we'll be riffing on Monday February 9th at 11 am PT. This doesn't mean this is Experiment 01, it's just one of the episodes.
Stay tuned—you'll get to hear more from us in the not-too-distant future.
We wanted to let you know that we will be revealing one of the movies we'll be riffing on Monday February 9th at 11 am PT. This doesn't mean this is Experiment 01, it's just one of the episodes.
Stay tuned—you'll get to hear more from us in the not-too-distant future.
February 3, 1973: Steely Dan cracked the top 10 for the first time with "Do It Again”
February 3, 2026 at 12:38 PM
February 3, 1973: Steely Dan cracked the top 10 for the first time with "Do It Again”