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As a young boy I dreamed of being a baseball
The sentence "I never said he stole my money" can have seven different meanings, depending on which word is emphasized when speaking it aloud.
February 2, 2026 at 8:02 PM
The sentence "I never said he stole my money" can have seven different meanings, depending on which word is emphasized when speaking it aloud.
Check out RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! by RiffTrax: Mike, Bill & Kevin on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026!
Mike, Kevin, and Bill are heading back to the Satellite of Love for Mystery Science Theater 3000: THE RIFFTRAX EXPERIMENTS!
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February 2, 2026 at 6:19 PM
Check out RiffTrax Makes MST3K! — Four NEW episodes in 2026! by RiffTrax: Mike, Bill & Kevin on @kickstarter.com www.kickstarter.com/projects/rif...
BREAKING NEWS
Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series Mystery Science Theater 3000
Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl will reprise their original onscreen roles
Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series Mystery Science Theater 3000
Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl will reprise their original onscreen roles
February 2, 2026 at 6:06 PM
BREAKING NEWS
Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series Mystery Science Theater 3000
Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl will reprise their original onscreen roles
Rifftrax, Shout! Studios Team for New Episodes of Cult Classic Series Mystery Science Theater 3000
Michael J. Nelson, Kevin Murphy, Bill Corbett, Mary Jo Pehl will reprise their original onscreen roles
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February 2, 2026 at 3:09 PM
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I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over...
February 2, 2026 at 12:40 PM
I was in the Virgin Islands once. I met a girl. We ate lobster, drank piña coladas. At sunset, we made love like sea otters. That was a pretty good day. Why couldn't I get *that* day over, and over, and over...
Okay campers, rise and shine - and don’t forget your booties, because it’s coooold out there! #HappyGroundhogDay
February 2, 2026 at 12:09 PM
Okay campers, rise and shine - and don’t forget your booties, because it’s coooold out there! #HappyGroundhogDay
He’s been a drug abuser for decades. One of the consequences of that life is that you might shit yourself at a moment’s notice. So don’t ask me to feel sorry for him. He belongs in a PCH not the WH.
February 1, 2026 at 11:03 PM
He’s been a drug abuser for decades. One of the consequences of that life is that you might shit yourself at a moment’s notice. So don’t ask me to feel sorry for him. He belongs in a PCH not the WH.
Now don’t tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heck fire remember you. I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore
February 1, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Now don’t tell me you don’t remember me because I sure as heck fire remember you. I dated your sister Mary Pat a couple times until you told me not to anymore
Night of the Comet (1984)
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 PM
Night of the Comet (1984)
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today... #GroundhogDay
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 PM
Well, what if there is no tomorrow? There wasn't one today... #GroundhogDay
That’s right, woodchuck chuckers. Tomorrow is Groundhog Day!
February 1, 2026 at 2:12 PM
That’s right, woodchuck chuckers. Tomorrow is Groundhog Day!
February 1, 1982: "Late Night with David Letterman" premiered on NBC.
February 1, 2026 at 9:36 AM
February 1, 1982: "Late Night with David Letterman" premiered on NBC.
“Him and his buxom little friend Rachel were going at it pretty good in the balcony."
February 1, 2026 at 3:22 AM
“Him and his buxom little friend Rachel were going at it pretty good in the balcony."
January 31, 2004: "The Screaming Skull" is the last MST3K episode to air on Sci-Fi Channel. This of course was a Saturday morning rerun.
January 31, 2026 at 9:21 PM
January 31, 2004: "The Screaming Skull" is the last MST3K episode to air on Sci-Fi Channel. This of course was a Saturday morning rerun.
Who is the only team to appear in both the AFC Championship Game 🏈 and the NFC Championship Game?
January 31, 2026 at 12:32 PM
Who is the only team to appear in both the AFC Championship Game 🏈 and the NFC Championship Game?
Who is the only NFC 🏈 team to not have made the conference championship game in the 21st century?
January 31, 2026 at 12:26 PM
Who is the only NFC 🏈 team to not have made the conference championship game in the 21st century?
January 30, 1969: The Beatles rock the rooftop.
January 30, 2026 at 2:45 PM
January 30, 1969: The Beatles rock the rooftop.