matt
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wrestling, movies, and other dumb shit
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wrestling, movies, and other dumb shit
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These windy days have been giving me the unfortunate image of fash undershave Snoopy
October 20, 2025 at 3:06 PM
These windy days have been giving me the unfortunate image of fash undershave Snoopy
Here are some Baseball Cards in a Can™️ I used to have
March 27, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Here are some Baseball Cards in a Can™️ I used to have
Happy Opening Day! Here is a pic from a million (10!!!) years ago
March 27, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Happy Opening Day! Here is a pic from a million (10!!!) years ago
Zumiez sent just the greatest email today
March 24, 2025 at 11:01 PM
Zumiez sent just the greatest email today
Need to take a spray bottle to this sub
March 21, 2025 at 9:20 PM
Need to take a spray bottle to this sub
Happy Criterion Flash Sale!
March 18, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Happy Criterion Flash Sale!
THE HOLLYWOOD ENDING 🤼♀️
March 10, 2025 at 2:05 AM
THE HOLLYWOOD ENDING 🤼♀️
Imagine tooting in these…
February 28, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Imagine tooting in these…
I jokingly search Toyota Previas on Bring A Trailer and then FB shows me THIS locally??????
February 22, 2025 at 1:17 PM
I jokingly search Toyota Previas on Bring A Trailer and then FB shows me THIS locally??????
Unhinged Curious George episode titles!!!
February 21, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Unhinged Curious George episode titles!!!
The only ads I’ve had on Insta recently are for these godawful Lynch bootleg shirts. Artless, busy, images/text that don’t go together…YUCK
February 21, 2025 at 11:49 AM
The only ads I’ve had on Insta recently are for these godawful Lynch bootleg shirts. Artless, busy, images/text that don’t go together…YUCK
Also resulted in their gnarliest magazine cover!
February 16, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Also resulted in their gnarliest magazine cover!
Watching Gil Scott Heron in “Black Wax” on Tubi and yeah I’m gonna NEED that TGI Friday’s hat that he is wearing
February 16, 2025 at 1:13 AM
Watching Gil Scott Heron in “Black Wax” on Tubi and yeah I’m gonna NEED that TGI Friday’s hat that he is wearing
January last fm grid.
Laura Palmer/Sabrina Carpenter overlap is 🫨
Laura Palmer/Sabrina Carpenter overlap is 🫨
January 31, 2025 at 4:01 PM
January last fm grid.
Laura Palmer/Sabrina Carpenter overlap is 🫨
Laura Palmer/Sabrina Carpenter overlap is 🫨
Some old scans of my dad on what would’ve been his 72nd birthday:
January 29, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Some old scans of my dad on what would’ve been his 72nd birthday:
Sareee vs. Meiko Satomura
SareeeISM 1/23
Excellent
Meiko’s retirement tour has been peak performance, and Sareee is just at the goddamn top of the game. Bombs, strikes, an electric crowd—everything I expected when I was drawn to buy this PPV. An absolute must.
SareeeISM 1/23
Excellent
Meiko’s retirement tour has been peak performance, and Sareee is just at the goddamn top of the game. Bombs, strikes, an electric crowd—everything I expected when I was drawn to buy this PPV. An absolute must.
January 24, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Sareee vs. Meiko Satomura
SareeeISM 1/23
Excellent
Meiko’s retirement tour has been peak performance, and Sareee is just at the goddamn top of the game. Bombs, strikes, an electric crowd—everything I expected when I was drawn to buy this PPV. An absolute must.
SareeeISM 1/23
Excellent
Meiko’s retirement tour has been peak performance, and Sareee is just at the goddamn top of the game. Bombs, strikes, an electric crowd—everything I expected when I was drawn to buy this PPV. An absolute must.
Takumi Iroha vs. Chi Chi
SareeeISM 1/23
Very Good
They kicked the shit out of each other!!!!!!
SareeeISM 1/23
Very Good
They kicked the shit out of each other!!!!!!
January 24, 2025 at 2:04 AM
Takumi Iroha vs. Chi Chi
SareeeISM 1/23
Very Good
They kicked the shit out of each other!!!!!!
SareeeISM 1/23
Very Good
They kicked the shit out of each other!!!!!!
Hiromu, Mayu Iwatani, Yuka Sakazaki vs. Sumie Sakai, EVIL, SHO
NJPW 1/11
Great
Regretfully hadn’t seen a Sumie match, but it speaks to the quality and the commentary that I was immediately swept up in the story and emotion of her retirement. Perfectly booked and a lovely ending.
NJPW 1/11
Great
Regretfully hadn’t seen a Sumie match, but it speaks to the quality and the commentary that I was immediately swept up in the story and emotion of her retirement. Perfectly booked and a lovely ending.
January 24, 2025 at 12:49 AM
Hiromu, Mayu Iwatani, Yuka Sakazaki vs. Sumie Sakai, EVIL, SHO
NJPW 1/11
Great
Regretfully hadn’t seen a Sumie match, but it speaks to the quality and the commentary that I was immediately swept up in the story and emotion of her retirement. Perfectly booked and a lovely ending.
NJPW 1/11
Great
Regretfully hadn’t seen a Sumie match, but it speaks to the quality and the commentary that I was immediately swept up in the story and emotion of her retirement. Perfectly booked and a lovely ending.
Miu Watanabe vs. Mizuki, TJPW 1/4
Excellent
Champ Miu was probably my 2024 Joshi MVP - her win was outstanding, every title defense delivered, and that power offense looks better and better. It all came to a head here, with an insanely enjoyable match and a fresh reign kicking off for Mizuki
Excellent
Champ Miu was probably my 2024 Joshi MVP - her win was outstanding, every title defense delivered, and that power offense looks better and better. It all came to a head here, with an insanely enjoyable match and a fresh reign kicking off for Mizuki
January 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Miu Watanabe vs. Mizuki, TJPW 1/4
Excellent
Champ Miu was probably my 2024 Joshi MVP - her win was outstanding, every title defense delivered, and that power offense looks better and better. It all came to a head here, with an insanely enjoyable match and a fresh reign kicking off for Mizuki
Excellent
Champ Miu was probably my 2024 Joshi MVP - her win was outstanding, every title defense delivered, and that power offense looks better and better. It all came to a head here, with an insanely enjoyable match and a fresh reign kicking off for Mizuki
Shoko Nakajima vs. Hyper Misao, TJPW 1/4
Lumbersnake Death Match
Hell Yeah
Nobody rings in the new year quite like these two, an impossible-to-succinctly-describe story of snake venom, possession, antidotes, and great wrestlers. It's such a perfect TJPW microcosm.
Lumbersnake Death Match
Hell Yeah
Nobody rings in the new year quite like these two, an impossible-to-succinctly-describe story of snake venom, possession, antidotes, and great wrestlers. It's such a perfect TJPW microcosm.
January 23, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Shoko Nakajima vs. Hyper Misao, TJPW 1/4
Lumbersnake Death Match
Hell Yeah
Nobody rings in the new year quite like these two, an impossible-to-succinctly-describe story of snake venom, possession, antidotes, and great wrestlers. It's such a perfect TJPW microcosm.
Lumbersnake Death Match
Hell Yeah
Nobody rings in the new year quite like these two, an impossible-to-succinctly-describe story of snake venom, possession, antidotes, and great wrestlers. It's such a perfect TJPW microcosm.
Mayu Iwatani vs. AZM, NJPW 1/4
Great
There’s always a lot of discourse on the time women’s matches get—some valid, some bad faith. And as much as I’d like 15+ from them, I do LOVE a sub-10 min struggle. Both shined, with a great story. I do wonder what the endgame is for Mayu!
Great
There’s always a lot of discourse on the time women’s matches get—some valid, some bad faith. And as much as I’d like 15+ from them, I do LOVE a sub-10 min struggle. Both shined, with a great story. I do wonder what the endgame is for Mayu!
January 4, 2025 at 5:00 PM
Mayu Iwatani vs. AZM, NJPW 1/4
Great
There’s always a lot of discourse on the time women’s matches get—some valid, some bad faith. And as much as I’d like 15+ from them, I do LOVE a sub-10 min struggle. Both shined, with a great story. I do wonder what the endgame is for Mayu!
Great
There’s always a lot of discourse on the time women’s matches get—some valid, some bad faith. And as much as I’d like 15+ from them, I do LOVE a sub-10 min struggle. Both shined, with a great story. I do wonder what the endgame is for Mayu!