matt
@batdance.bsky.social
📍Orlando
wrestling, movies, and other dumb shit
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wrestling, movies, and other dumb shit
🤼♂️📽️🫨
Recession indicator: hardly any houses in the neighborhood decorating for Halloween this year 😔
October 19, 2025 at 1:22 PM
Recession indicator: hardly any houses in the neighborhood decorating for Halloween this year 😔
Personally I would stop giving up leadoff doubles
October 17, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Personally I would stop giving up leadoff doubles
The Felix/Brendan Chapo episodes on Metal Gear Solid got me so damn hyped for Ground Zeroes I’m just skipping Peace Walker and 4
October 17, 2025 at 11:00 PM
The Felix/Brendan Chapo episodes on Metal Gear Solid got me so damn hyped for Ground Zeroes I’m just skipping Peace Walker and 4
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There’s no guilt trip like a narcissistic mom on her bday 🤪🔫
May 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
There’s no guilt trip like a narcissistic mom on her bday 🤪🔫
I’ll take responsibility for this one, I bought League Pass and declared my allegiance to the Storm 😔
BREAKING: Seattle Storm forward Katie Lou Samuelson suffered a torn anterior cruciate ligament (ACL) in her right knee during practice on Thursday, May 1st. Samuelson is expected to miss the 2025 WNBA season.
May 4, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I’ll take responsibility for this one, I bought League Pass and declared my allegiance to the Storm 😔
Had a really easy wfh job in 2017 and just absolutely devoured Giant Bomb and Waypoint stuff. The pods, Shenmue long play, the endless GOTY discussions. I dropped off when the OG crew did, but it’s still awful to hear. LONG LIVE
May 1, 2025 at 11:18 PM
Had a really easy wfh job in 2017 and just absolutely devoured Giant Bomb and Waypoint stuff. The pods, Shenmue long play, the endless GOTY discussions. I dropped off when the OG crew did, but it’s still awful to hear. LONG LIVE
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You can’t even preorder a console at Sears these days…
April 24, 2025 at 6:10 PM
You can’t even preorder a console at Sears these days…
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Beavis & Butthead Wolfenstein / Disk / PC-Crap / 1994
April 22, 2025 at 6:09 AM
Beavis & Butthead Wolfenstein / Disk / PC-Crap / 1994
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AMERICAN BIG PIZZA!!!🍕🇺🇸
April 21, 2025 at 12:03 AM
AMERICAN BIG PIZZA!!!🍕🇺🇸
It’s 12 noon, the lord is risen, and NBC is playing the JCVD action thriller Maximum Risk
April 20, 2025 at 4:25 PM
It’s 12 noon, the lord is risen, and NBC is playing the JCVD action thriller Maximum Risk
*reads that main event was all about the love of an aging bald man*
I saiiiiid FUCK THE FED 🔊🤼
I saiiiiid FUCK THE FED 🔊🤼
Now more than ever:
🗣️FUCK THE FED
🤼
🗣️FUCK THE FED
🤼
April 20, 2025 at 1:05 PM
*reads that main event was all about the love of an aging bald man*
I saiiiiid FUCK THE FED 🔊🤼
I saiiiiid FUCK THE FED 🔊🤼
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Triple H has been doing a ton of press, had an eight hour HOF speech, and is heavily featured into this video package. Hope he’s holding up okay because he HATES the spotlight, guys.
April 19, 2025 at 11:05 PM
Triple H has been doing a ton of press, had an eight hour HOF speech, and is heavily featured into this video package. Hope he’s holding up okay because he HATES the spotlight, guys.
Now more than ever:
🗣️FUCK THE FED
🤼
🗣️FUCK THE FED
🤼
April 19, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Now more than ever:
🗣️FUCK THE FED
🤼
🗣️FUCK THE FED
🤼
Julien Baker/TORRES album is somethin’ else, man 🙂↕️
April 18, 2025 at 2:45 PM
Julien Baker/TORRES album is somethin’ else, man 🙂↕️
Life has demonstrably improved since PlutoTV started airing Drew Carey Show reruns
April 17, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Life has demonstrably improved since PlutoTV started airing Drew Carey Show reruns