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Batman Expert
@batmanexpert.bsky.social
idk shit about Batman.
Hear me out: Invest in barrels, screws, and straps. Turn them into and sell them as clothing to destitute stock brokers when everything inevitably bottoms out.
January 8, 2026 at 10:37 PM
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So much for his Nobel dream, I guess. He'll have to look around for somebody else willing to grovel at his feet.

The American Nazi Party, maybe? 🐸
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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Buy a museum. Put a fascist's name on it. Wonder why nobody comes to visit anymore.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
Certainly not right.
December 28, 2025 at 8:22 PM
“No presents for you!” Santa exclaimed.
December 27, 2025 at 9:59 PM
December 26, 2025 at 11:35 PM