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Hear me out: Invest in barrels, screws, and straps. Turn them into and sell them as clothing to destitute stock brokers when everything inevitably bottoms out.
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So, the First Amendment is a thing of the past by the way.
😤🤯😡🤬
#Minnesota #ICE
January 13, 2026 at 2:37 PM
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This picture was taken in 2000 by an Associated Press photographer who was allowed to be present as an observer. ICE now keeps press blocks away from the areas where they are operating. One of the first actions ICE takes during a raid is to confiscate phones.
January 12, 2026 at 4:18 PM
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So much for his Nobel dream, I guess. He'll have to look around for somebody else willing to grovel at his feet.

The American Nazi Party, maybe? 🐸
January 6, 2026 at 8:00 PM
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January 3, 2026 at 8:53 PM
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Buy a museum. Put a fascist's name on it. Wonder why nobody comes to visit anymore.
December 28, 2025 at 7:18 PM
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The Pop Tarts mascots are turning on each other
December 27, 2025 at 11:34 PM
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Warm yourself by the virtual fireplace in this cosy 16-color EGA #Christmas scene. No MS-DOS or floppy 💾 drive required. Thanks to software preservation, it's still crackling on the Internet Archive.

✉️ Open the full 1986 Sierra On-Line "A Computer Christmas" card ⤵️
archive.org/details/sier...
December 25, 2025 at 3:11 PM
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Epstein to Larry Nassar in 2019: "Our president [Trump] also shares our love of young nubile girls"
December 23, 2025 at 2:57 PM
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TEN MONTHS IN:

The national debt is higher.

The trade deficit is wider.

The inflation rate has worsened.

The unemployment rate is up.
November 20, 2025 at 7:56 PM
Are cable channels hiring ghost hunters these days?
November 17, 2025 at 4:47 AM
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Nice
Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:29 PM
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RFK Jr's response to someone collapsing nearby him was to haul ass out of the room as quickly as possible
November 6, 2025 at 5:45 PM
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Rep. Yassamin Ansari has set up a table and this sign outside Speaker Johnson’s office.
November 6, 2025 at 6:22 PM
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incredible photo that's definitely worth at least 1,000 words from Andrew Harnik of Getty
November 6, 2025 at 6:10 PM
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Thank you, New York City. Together we made history.

Now let’s get to work.

transition2025.com
November 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
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The Art of the Deal

Trump causes a massive problem with his stupid tariffs.

China outsmarts him by boycotting US farmers.

Trump gets an earful from farmers and blinks.

Trump agrees to reduce tariffs & give China advanced chips.

Soybean sales go back to same level before Trump screwed up trade.
October 31, 2025 at 7:50 PM
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“Beeves” is an accepted plural of “beef”
October 30, 2025 at 12:55 AM
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Let’s start calling him Lex Loser.
October 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
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October 21, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Let’s start calling him Lex Loser.
October 19, 2025 at 10:06 PM
The difference between Donald Trump and JD Vance? Vance sold out his values for political clout. Trump never had any values to begin with.
October 19, 2025 at 10:02 PM
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Waiting for it to trickle down...
Billionaire wealth has gone up by $33 trillion in the last ten years.
October 15, 2025 at 9:14 PM
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On this date, Matthew Shephard died 27 years ago. He was beaten, tortured, and left for dead on fence for being gay. Please keep him and his wonderful mother Judy in your thoughts. And let's all work for a world where such horrific things do not happen to anyone. ❤️🏳️‍🌈
October 13, 2025 at 12:25 AM
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Bullet casings collected from the scene were engraved with the words "has enough time passed now that we can collectively admit that the Barbie movie wasn't that amazing"
September 28, 2025 at 3:50 PM