BatmanProbably
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#BatmanProbably wouldn’t enact tariffs until domestic production capacity was ready to absorb demand.
#BatmanProbably never heard a #Sierra song before and hopes to never see or hear from her again…the only two people who could sing were Chapel and Kpop Demon Hunters, the rest were train wrecks .
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
January 1, 2026 at 5:27 AM
#BatmanProbably never heard a #Sierra song before and hopes to never see or hear from her again…the only two people who could sing were Chapel and Kpop Demon Hunters, the rest were train wrecks .
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
#NewYears sucks again!! lol
@espn.com #BatmanProbably thinks he is cancelling his espn subscription because watching mike Greenberg 12 hours a day hocking sports
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
a man in a black suit is holding a gun to his head .
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November 23, 2025 at 4:57 PM
@espn.com #BatmanProbably thinks he is cancelling his espn subscription because watching mike Greenberg 12 hours a day hocking sports
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
Betting absolutely SUCKS #espn #gambling
#BatmanProbably finds it amazing that #DickCheney was only a couple years older than Trump is now, and both suffer from vascular disease, which is essentially “old age”. We gotta get a younger more dynamic less senile government, both sides , old and qualified are not synonyms
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November 4, 2025 at 12:47 PM
#BatmanProbably finds it amazing that #DickCheney was only a couple years older than Trump is now, and both suffer from vascular disease, which is essentially “old age”. We gotta get a younger more dynamic less senile government, both sides , old and qualified are not synonyms
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t declare a summit meeting a success if the first thing your leader does is to urgently restart testing of nuclear missiles .
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
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October 30, 2025 at 11:19 AM
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t declare a summit meeting a success if the first thing your leader does is to urgently restart testing of nuclear missiles .
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
#nuclear #houseofdynamite
#BatmanProbably would leverage a chunk of Wayne Enterprise stock to buy some $Gme #gme and send it to the moon right now
#DFV
#DFV
two men dressed as batman and robin are running down a city street with the words big gains below them
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May 27, 2025 at 11:27 PM
#BatmanProbably would leverage a chunk of Wayne Enterprise stock to buy some $Gme #gme and send it to the moon right now
#DFV
#DFV
@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue.
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
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March 21, 2025 at 11:51 AM
@upenn.edu ya know that #BatmanProbably would release Trumps transcript and say it happened by mistake due to a staffing and budget issue.
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
#UPenn #NIH #Layoffs
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t have made that trade , but he knows you aren’t a majority owner anymore so you are still cool with the Bat , it’s also not the worst deal made this weekend that has to do with Trade #Tariffs
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a man in a batman costume is jumping over a basketball hoop with the words helpppp ! below him .
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February 2, 2025 at 9:27 PM
#BatmanProbably wouldn’t have made that trade , but he knows you aren’t a majority owner anymore so you are still cool with the Bat , it’s also not the worst deal made this weekend that has to do with Trade #Tariffs
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#BatmanProbably thinks Tom Brady should have spent a year doing C tier college games before being given the A team role. #nfl
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January 12, 2025 at 11:54 PM
#BatmanProbably thinks Tom Brady should have spent a year doing C tier college games before being given the A team role. #nfl
#BatmanProbably is really proud of all the New Years Resolutionists, it’s a grind and results aren’t quickly attained, but if you work while others aren’t looking, once they do look, they’ll think you could be Batman (or woman) Probably too. #gymsky
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
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January 3, 2025 at 1:17 PM
#BatmanProbably is really proud of all the New Years Resolutionists, it’s a grind and results aren’t quickly attained, but if you work while others aren’t looking, once they do look, they’ll think you could be Batman (or woman) Probably too. #gymsky
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
#fitness #gettingsexylikebatman
#BatmanProbably is one egg nog too deep to fight crime right now, Merry Xmas you hose hounds
December 25, 2024 at 12:47 AM
#BatmanProbably is one egg nog too deep to fight crime right now, Merry Xmas you hose hounds
#BatmanProbably is sick of planes being mistaken for #NJDrones
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December 14, 2024 at 10:43 PM
#BatmanProbably is sick of planes being mistaken for #NJDrones
#BatmanProbably almost died last night when his driver side wiper stopped moving in a monsoon on the way home…er…to the cave. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE…in 19 days since that is as early as the @mazdausa.bsky.social dealer can take it. (Cx90 is a beautiful vehicle but this is unacceptable)
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December 12, 2024 at 7:23 PM
#BatmanProbably almost died last night when his driver side wiper stopped moving in a monsoon on the way home…er…to the cave. VENGEANCE WILL BE MINE…in 19 days since that is as early as the @mazdausa.bsky.social dealer can take it. (Cx90 is a beautiful vehicle but this is unacceptable)
#BatmanProbably can make a surfing joke now that the Tsunami has been cancelled…this time.
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December 5, 2024 at 8:38 PM
#BatmanProbably can make a surfing joke now that the Tsunami has been cancelled…this time.
#Batmanprobably would appreciate a good economics and finance #starterpack. Anyone got one??
November 17, 2024 at 6:07 PM
#Batmanprobably would appreciate a good economics and finance #starterpack. Anyone got one??
BatmanProbably needs one of these…voters and elected officials need one too. There’d be a lot of beepin beeping going on.
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November 15, 2024 at 12:58 AM
BatmanProbably needs one of these…voters and elected officials need one too. There’d be a lot of beepin beeping going on.
Batman probably wouldn’t be too thrilled with the way things are going right now #politics #climate #economy #tariffs #batman
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November 15, 2024 at 12:49 AM