BatmanProbably
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Batman probably isn’t feeling it
#BatmanProbably thinks that the democrats are all to happy to be really quiet about this. They’ve been kinda quiet on everything, despite everything being pretty messed up
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January 22, 2026 at 4:32 PM
#BatmanProbably thinks that the democrats are all to happy to be really quiet about this. They’ve been kinda quiet on everything, despite everything being pretty messed up
BatmanProbably thinks there are hundreds of elected and appointed officials in those documents .
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January 22, 2026 at 2:55 AM
BatmanProbably thinks there are hundreds of elected and appointed officials in those documents .
#BatmanProbably doesn’t even want to bash bad dudes faces in because 45% of the population thinks Batman is the bad guy
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January 5, 2026 at 2:21 AM
#BatmanProbably doesn’t even want to bash bad dudes faces in because 45% of the population thinks Batman is the bad guy
#BatmanProbably is hoping there is a team out there who thinks either an aging center or an old 3D guy is their missing piece at the trade deadline. If not we ride with this until Maxey is 29.
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December 29, 2025 at 12:05 AM
#BatmanProbably is hoping there is a team out there who thinks either an aging center or an old 3D guy is their missing piece at the trade deadline. If not we ride with this until Maxey is 29.
#BatmanProbably made an oopsie. Next time!!
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December 27, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#BatmanProbably made an oopsie. Next time!!
Batman, sitting in his command center in New Jersey, probably begs to differ.
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December 9, 2025 at 1:32 AM
Batman, sitting in his command center in New Jersey, probably begs to differ.
2.3C is now a victory lap
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November 23, 2025 at 5:01 PM
2.3C is now a victory lap
#BatmanProbably thinks there is more money in the profit, that the fine
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November 23, 2025 at 4:54 PM
#BatmanProbably thinks there is more money in the profit, that the fine
#BatmanProbably is focused enhancing his “Wellness” by eating only “Clean Ingredients” and consuming protein infused air popped quinoa
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November 2, 2025 at 9:24 PM
#BatmanProbably is focused enhancing his “Wellness” by eating only “Clean Ingredients” and consuming protein infused air popped quinoa
#BatmanProbably would like if normies stopped trying to eat protein versions of everything so that the price of protein powder would go back to a reasonable level. You don’t need Protein Pop Tarts Karen!!
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October 23, 2025 at 3:11 PM
#BatmanProbably would like if normies stopped trying to eat protein versions of everything so that the price of protein powder would go back to a reasonable level. You don’t need Protein Pop Tarts Karen!!
#BatmanProbably would offer the GOP to accept all of their budget ‘wants’ , with the only caveat being to release the unredacted Epstein Files .
#Epstein #KansasCityShuffle
#Epstein #KansasCityShuffle
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October 14, 2025 at 9:20 PM
#BatmanProbably would offer the GOP to accept all of their budget ‘wants’ , with the only caveat being to release the unredacted Epstein Files .
#Epstein #KansasCityShuffle
#Epstein #KansasCityShuffle
#BatmanProbably thinks that this all comes down to food and not enough fiber. Psyllium husks are definitely in the bat belt at all times
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August 21, 2025 at 1:42 AM
#BatmanProbably thinks that this all comes down to food and not enough fiber. Psyllium husks are definitely in the bat belt at all times
#BatmanProbably would love to see a study where a person makes no changes other than adding 15-20g of psyllium, that’s some magic stuff
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July 29, 2025 at 12:44 AM
#BatmanProbably would love to see a study where a person makes no changes other than adding 15-20g of psyllium, that’s some magic stuff
#Batmanprobably is sick of everyone, and hoping that thing they saw flying through our solar system is here to take our leaders back to their planet, far far away
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July 4, 2025 at 7:07 PM
#Batmanprobably is sick of everyone, and hoping that thing they saw flying through our solar system is here to take our leaders back to their planet, far far away
#BatmanProbably is going to be hanging onto the old Batmobile for a few extra years as laying off Alfred (who will then be deported by ICE ‘by mistake’)
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April 3, 2025 at 12:37 AM
#BatmanProbably is going to be hanging onto the old Batmobile for a few extra years as laying off Alfred (who will then be deported by ICE ‘by mistake’)
#BatmanProbably thinks felons shouldn’t be allowed to run the asylum.
He also probably thinks it’s kinda funny that felon is also “F” Elon.
We need a hero.
He also probably thinks it’s kinda funny that felon is also “F” Elon.
We need a hero.
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April 1, 2025 at 12:41 AM
#BatmanProbably thinks felons shouldn’t be allowed to run the asylum.
He also probably thinks it’s kinda funny that felon is also “F” Elon.
We need a hero.
He also probably thinks it’s kinda funny that felon is also “F” Elon.
We need a hero.
#BatmanProbably is pretty centrist-left but if you go through puberty with testicles, you are at a permanent advantage physically. We should treat everyone with respect, and decency, but there are just some things that you cannot force to be fair for everyone. It’s complicated sometimes.
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March 28, 2025 at 12:07 PM
#BatmanProbably is pretty centrist-left but if you go through puberty with testicles, you are at a permanent advantage physically. We should treat everyone with respect, and decency, but there are just some things that you cannot force to be fair for everyone. It’s complicated sometimes.