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I like bananas they're yellow
I've never used slack!
January 11, 2026 at 3:28 AM
I tried to buy Lady Gaga tickets a few months ago and when I looked they were like 2k I couldn't believe it
January 10, 2026 at 6:46 PM
Lol yes he thinks its funny
January 6, 2026 at 3:06 PM
Professor X learns how to do the magic trick in The Prestige except in 1 universe the trick always fails and he awkwardly dies to everyone's horror
January 6, 2026 at 3:01 PM
Why does this happen so often I swear like half my flights too? it has to be some scam or conspiracy they are covering it up I swear
January 2, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Damn that looks good
January 2, 2026 at 3:46 AM
It was 15 so covered most of lunch but not all
December 26, 2025 at 5:29 PM
No LOL but I did get a lunch voucher AND a free soda this time which is better than last time this happened
December 26, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Merry Christmas to you!
December 25, 2025 at 10:52 PM
Merry Christmas!
December 25, 2025 at 9:42 PM
Lets go
December 24, 2025 at 7:33 PM
I love those
November 24, 2025 at 1:19 PM