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I like bananas they're yellow
New client in Asia/Pacific region

Midnight meetings are back! YES!!
January 21, 2026 at 12:18 AM
January 17, 2026 at 6:38 PM
want to redeem a d*****dash gift card? the redeem button is underneath the cart icon
January 16, 2026 at 11:14 PM
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CEOs are running every company into the ground in real time. There is no value to consumers, it’s just shareholder bullshit. This shit is crazy, what a time to be alive.
January 16, 2026 at 4:32 PM
Tried to leave to go to the grocery store to get some spaghetti sauce apparently my building was on fire which means I get to walk down 20 flights of stairs and then walk back up 20 flights of stairs carrying spaghetti sauce while the firefighters do ???? not sure what they're doing
January 15, 2026 at 11:39 PM
Going back to my flat tire analogy, we all get thrown curve balls eventually
January 7, 2026 at 6:00 PM
Nuclear Submarine Ambient Noise ( 10 Hours )
January 6, 2026 at 4:37 AM
me hearing Loon samples in the last episode of Heated Rivalry: YES!! YESSSS!!!!
December 29, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Flight delayed at least 5 hours they're bringing out the complementary sodas its so over
December 26, 2025 at 4:04 PM
I told work i wasn't available for holidays so of course they call me on christmas eve and ask me to go to brazil
December 24, 2025 at 7:10 PM
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December 23, 2025 at 9:48 PM
December 23, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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December 20, 2025 at 3:58 AM
December 9, 2025 at 11:29 PM
I have for like the 5th year in a row forgotten to buy magfest tickets in advance and now they are all sold out again
December 9, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Access Restricted Due To Incomplete Training
December 2, 2025 at 8:18 PM
Glad I'm not in the office today that was my metro stop
November 26, 2025 at 9:42 PM
This year I am once again offering free Turkey Frying Safety workshops to any offices or community centers that would like to spread awareness of safe turkey frying practices. I have never fried a turkey but I have done a lot of research that I think is pretty solid.
November 19, 2025 at 11:54 PM
Happy Lumines day to those who celebrate
November 11, 2025 at 2:58 PM
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Fits like a glove!

#art #artist #creepy #spooky #creature
November 10, 2025 at 4:06 PM
Omg this is single player offline. I can't believe i got this. Perfect anni.
November 1, 2025 at 4:33 AM
Guy honked at me while I was walking to my car I couldn't figure out what I was doing that was illegal so I just started pointing in different directions trying to figure out where the illegal thing was happening
October 18, 2025 at 1:44 AM
I went to the gym 3 days in a row we're so back
October 17, 2025 at 1:06 AM