BATSHTINENT
@batshtinent.bsky.social
I have listened more to knocked loose than the word of god
I do not want to get my degree anymore I want to become a mouse or perhaps a weasel
December 17, 2025 at 2:00 PM
I do not want to get my degree anymore I want to become a mouse or perhaps a weasel
Mmmmm distortion pedal, mmmmmmmmm yummmrrrr, mmmmmmmmmmmm
September 20, 2025 at 1:58 PM
Mmmmm distortion pedal, mmmmmmmmm yummmrrrr, mmmmmmmmmmmm
Mass hallucination baby
September 19, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Mass hallucination baby
Today I found out what happens when you forget to take venlafaxine two days in a row
September 16, 2025 at 9:50 PM
Today I found out what happens when you forget to take venlafaxine two days in a row
An anime can be absolute utter dogshit but somehow have the greatest song ever written as an intro
September 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
An anime can be absolute utter dogshit but somehow have the greatest song ever written as an intro
Anxiety is very strange because i wont get anxiety over holding a presentation in front of 20 people but I will get anxiety from losing a couple games in a row on the finals
August 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Anxiety is very strange because i wont get anxiety over holding a presentation in front of 20 people but I will get anxiety from losing a couple games in a row on the finals
Lidköpingsbor blir deprimerade av att bo i Skövde
July 16, 2025 at 12:48 PM
Lidköpingsbor blir deprimerade av att bo i Skövde
It's days like these that I understand why deer stop in the headlights
May 27, 2025 at 8:31 PM
It's days like these that I understand why deer stop in the headlights
Top 3 warframes I would like to hug
3. Xaku
2. Kullervo
1. Rhino
3. Xaku
2. Kullervo
1. Rhino
May 4, 2025 at 9:19 AM
Top 3 warframes I would like to hug
3. Xaku
2. Kullervo
1. Rhino
3. Xaku
2. Kullervo
1. Rhino
Watching the Sam Seder vs Ethan Klein debate and it is literally hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. Seder being the bomb, obviously
May 4, 2025 at 9:17 AM
Watching the Sam Seder vs Ethan Klein debate and it is literally hydrogen bomb vs coughing baby. Seder being the bomb, obviously
To whoever invented alimemazine, death upon you and your family
April 29, 2025 at 9:23 PM
To whoever invented alimemazine, death upon you and your family
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April 29, 2025 at 4:00 PM
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God I hate jubilee. They'll have episodes where they present trans people as some "issue" that deserves to be debated, with supposedly valid points on both sides. Fuck no, trans people are valid and these ideas do not deserve a platform. Establishing a middle ground with hate is bad, actually!
April 18, 2025 at 5:02 PM
God I hate jubilee. They'll have episodes where they present trans people as some "issue" that deserves to be debated, with supposedly valid points on both sides. Fuck no, trans people are valid and these ideas do not deserve a platform. Establishing a middle ground with hate is bad, actually!
I will never forgive Code Orange
April 15, 2025 at 5:18 PM
I will never forgive Code Orange
Got an MRI next week, gonna swallow some ball-bearings beforehand and ruin everyone's day
April 12, 2025 at 6:24 PM
Got an MRI next week, gonna swallow some ball-bearings beforehand and ruin everyone's day
Cracking relics in warframe right now call me a professional cracker
April 12, 2025 at 6:22 PM
Cracking relics in warframe right now call me a professional cracker
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This was in a leading Swedish newspaper yesterday. It reads:
"A parrot was stuck in a tree. When rescue services arrived the parrot kept yelling "fuck you". It took a pack of cigarettes to get it back down on the ground.
"A parrot was stuck in a tree. When rescue services arrived the parrot kept yelling "fuck you". It took a pack of cigarettes to get it back down on the ground.
April 11, 2025 at 8:51 AM
This was in a leading Swedish newspaper yesterday. It reads:
"A parrot was stuck in a tree. When rescue services arrived the parrot kept yelling "fuck you". It took a pack of cigarettes to get it back down on the ground.
"A parrot was stuck in a tree. When rescue services arrived the parrot kept yelling "fuck you". It took a pack of cigarettes to get it back down on the ground.
Is sertraline supposed to make me feel like im being constantly chased by some kind of eldritch horror?
April 7, 2025 at 4:22 PM
Is sertraline supposed to make me feel like im being constantly chased by some kind of eldritch horror?
Bending the laws of reality and time to get this fucking protea systems blueprint. Its awakening demons inside me, turning me into some bastardized kind of excuse for a man
March 1, 2025 at 12:31 PM
Bending the laws of reality and time to get this fucking protea systems blueprint. Its awakening demons inside me, turning me into some bastardized kind of excuse for a man
If you ever find me standing over your bed in the middle of the night holding a loaded gun to your head just know that it was for a klondike bar
February 23, 2025 at 9:27 PM
If you ever find me standing over your bed in the middle of the night holding a loaded gun to your head just know that it was for a klondike bar
How I feel when I get home from the store but forgot to buy my daily intake of monster monarch
February 21, 2025 at 1:00 PM
How I feel when I get home from the store but forgot to buy my daily intake of monster monarch
Mr. Gunn you said you were gonna do what with the air-fryer?
February 19, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Mr. Gunn you said you were gonna do what with the air-fryer?
Dr. House? More like dr. Oh god oh please oh fuck help me I'm beset on all fronts by the colllosal weight of my failures
February 8, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Dr. House? More like dr. Oh god oh please oh fuck help me I'm beset on all fronts by the colllosal weight of my failures
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Shutting down USAID is not about efficiency—it’s about undermining America’s global leadership. USAID counters extremism, fights diseases, and creates more markets for U.S. exports. This is reckless and dangerous.
February 3, 2025 at 4:49 PM
Shutting down USAID is not about efficiency—it’s about undermining America’s global leadership. USAID counters extremism, fights diseases, and creates more markets for U.S. exports. This is reckless and dangerous.
Like god into the bathroom at a party, hyperventilate for a good minute or so, go out, pass out on the floor
At some point I want to hyperventilate until I pass out
February 1, 2025 at 9:18 PM
Like god into the bathroom at a party, hyperventilate for a good minute or so, go out, pass out on the floor