Battles
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I used to be a ballerina but now I'm in cyber
It's just what they're programmed to say. Limited set of text options to post, probably based on what the handler thinks will get a worse reaction (worse is good, perversely).
December 16, 2025 at 7:39 PM
It's just what they're programmed to say. Limited set of text options to post, probably based on what the handler thinks will get a worse reaction (worse is good, perversely).
We're lucky they're still this easy to spot.
December 16, 2025 at 7:38 PM
We're lucky they're still this easy to spot.
I'm never sure whether people seeing ads are happy to do so (supporting their favourite content creators) or just unable to block them.
If anyone needs help blocking, I am here for you.
If anyone needs help blocking, I am here for you.
December 16, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I'm never sure whether people seeing ads are happy to do so (supporting their favourite content creators) or just unable to block them.
If anyone needs help blocking, I am here for you.
If anyone needs help blocking, I am here for you.
My diesel dad car runs well on anything but def does almost a hundred miles more on a tank of Shell V Power diesel, but the price difference rarely makes that justifiable.
Adding cetane booster and lubricant stuff to regular diesel doesn't yield the same result.
My research runs out of road here...
Adding cetane booster and lubricant stuff to regular diesel doesn't yield the same result.
My research runs out of road here...
December 16, 2025 at 6:00 PM
My diesel dad car runs well on anything but def does almost a hundred miles more on a tank of Shell V Power diesel, but the price difference rarely makes that justifiable.
Adding cetane booster and lubricant stuff to regular diesel doesn't yield the same result.
My research runs out of road here...
Adding cetane booster and lubricant stuff to regular diesel doesn't yield the same result.
My research runs out of road here...
I really do want to see the full video but, c'mon, I'm an old man trying to cling to dignity in an online age. Are you really going to make me type the comment like I'm trying to get into an instagram gambling or property syndicate?
December 16, 2025 at 5:54 PM
I really do want to see the full video but, c'mon, I'm an old man trying to cling to dignity in an online age. Are you really going to make me type the comment like I'm trying to get into an instagram gambling or property syndicate?
^ I was just typing this.
It's an amazing concept but it's too much story. Some of it doesn't feel even fully developed in written form (says me, writer of precicely zero books and nothing more than some shopping lists).
I think anyone other than Mann would have been sent back to spilt it up.
It's an amazing concept but it's too much story. Some of it doesn't feel even fully developed in written form (says me, writer of precicely zero books and nothing more than some shopping lists).
I think anyone other than Mann would have been sent back to spilt it up.
December 16, 2025 at 5:36 PM
^ I was just typing this.
It's an amazing concept but it's too much story. Some of it doesn't feel even fully developed in written form (says me, writer of precicely zero books and nothing more than some shopping lists).
I think anyone other than Mann would have been sent back to spilt it up.
It's an amazing concept but it's too much story. Some of it doesn't feel even fully developed in written form (says me, writer of precicely zero books and nothing more than some shopping lists).
I think anyone other than Mann would have been sent back to spilt it up.
Look if he'd taken your advice on this, the world would be a poorer place.
I re-watched LA Takedown recently and I still absolutely love it as a warm up to the real action.
I re-watched LA Takedown recently and I still absolutely love it as a warm up to the real action.
December 16, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Look if he'd taken your advice on this, the world would be a poorer place.
I re-watched LA Takedown recently and I still absolutely love it as a warm up to the real action.
I re-watched LA Takedown recently and I still absolutely love it as a warm up to the real action.
I know people who have read ABOUT Heat 2 but I don't think I know anyone who has/will admit to having read Heat 2.
I can't be the only person who actually read it, surely?
I can't be the only person who actually read it, surely?
December 16, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I know people who have read ABOUT Heat 2 but I don't think I know anyone who has/will admit to having read Heat 2.
I can't be the only person who actually read it, surely?
I can't be the only person who actually read it, surely?
There's a pretty high possibility of a good outcome though.
These are worth the effort.
These are worth the effort.
December 16, 2025 at 4:31 PM
There's a pretty high possibility of a good outcome though.
These are worth the effort.
These are worth the effort.
Man, the fucking tension in the air in Smithy's or The Penny Farthing at about 11pm.
December 16, 2025 at 1:29 PM
Man, the fucking tension in the air in Smithy's or The Penny Farthing at about 11pm.
Our elderly neighbour phoned EARLY on Sat babbling about water leaking. Turned out to be a leaking bleed valve. Easy fix. She made me a nice cuppa while I fixed and cleaned up. She told me about her father's old cars (40s/50s) while she calmed down.
When I got home, my wife had made us brekko.
When I got home, my wife had made us brekko.
December 16, 2025 at 1:21 PM
Our elderly neighbour phoned EARLY on Sat babbling about water leaking. Turned out to be a leaking bleed valve. Easy fix. She made me a nice cuppa while I fixed and cleaned up. She told me about her father's old cars (40s/50s) while she calmed down.
When I got home, my wife had made us brekko.
When I got home, my wife had made us brekko.
I have become massively pro-sound deadening. Transformed our little van.
Shout out to Dodo Mat for their top tier produict and first class customer service after delivery problems. The guy who fixed it for me was, implausibly, called Matt.
www.dodomat.com
Shout out to Dodo Mat for their top tier produict and first class customer service after delivery problems. The guy who fixed it for me was, implausibly, called Matt.
www.dodomat.com
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www.dodomat.com
December 16, 2025 at 12:46 PM
I have become massively pro-sound deadening. Transformed our little van.
Shout out to Dodo Mat for their top tier produict and first class customer service after delivery problems. The guy who fixed it for me was, implausibly, called Matt.
www.dodomat.com
Shout out to Dodo Mat for their top tier produict and first class customer service after delivery problems. The guy who fixed it for me was, implausibly, called Matt.
www.dodomat.com
The traditional Scottish Black Friday was the last Friday pay day before Christmas when all Police leave was cancelled and pubs were full of merry and festive people getting ready to kick fuck out of each other.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
December 16, 2025 at 12:43 PM
The traditional Scottish Black Friday was the last Friday pay day before Christmas when all Police leave was cancelled and pubs were full of merry and festive people getting ready to kick fuck out of each other.
Simpler times.
Simpler times.
These things must pass through the hands of factory workers somewhere - what do they think they are?
December 16, 2025 at 12:41 PM
These things must pass through the hands of factory workers somewhere - what do they think they are?
I appreciate your honesty.
The time investment was worth it.
The time investment was worth it.
December 15, 2025 at 8:00 PM
I appreciate your honesty.
The time investment was worth it.
The time investment was worth it.
I wish I had the patience (and skill, actually) to do something like this.
December 15, 2025 at 7:58 PM
I wish I had the patience (and skill, actually) to do something like this.
Not that cool, except in a utilitarian sense, we always had Statesman models (left) and then eventually Relate 1000s (right) at home.
The speakerphone was Gordon Gekko shit then but we had them in almost every room.
Like much in our home at the time, these were all boosted from my Dad's work.
The speakerphone was Gordon Gekko shit then but we had them in almost every room.
Like much in our home at the time, these were all boosted from my Dad's work.
December 15, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Not that cool, except in a utilitarian sense, we always had Statesman models (left) and then eventually Relate 1000s (right) at home.
The speakerphone was Gordon Gekko shit then but we had them in almost every room.
Like much in our home at the time, these were all boosted from my Dad's work.
The speakerphone was Gordon Gekko shit then but we had them in almost every room.
Like much in our home at the time, these were all boosted from my Dad's work.
What a weird account that is.
He's obvs struggling with engagement here so has pivoted to rage farming.
He's obvs struggling with engagement here so has pivoted to rage farming.
December 15, 2025 at 3:50 PM
What a weird account that is.
He's obvs struggling with engagement here so has pivoted to rage farming.
He's obvs struggling with engagement here so has pivoted to rage farming.
That's really classy.
I'd love to know who ordered that colour combo new.
I'd love to know who ordered that colour combo new.
December 15, 2025 at 3:18 PM
That's really classy.
I'd love to know who ordered that colour combo new.
I'd love to know who ordered that colour combo new.
Ah, I see you are a man with a sense of adventure!
December 14, 2025 at 10:43 PM
Ah, I see you are a man with a sense of adventure!
OM606 tax. This is really only an advert for an engine.
At least this one can be shown to run and drive, all require modules and controllers present.
At least this one can be shown to run and drive, all require modules and controllers present.
December 14, 2025 at 9:45 PM
OM606 tax. This is really only an advert for an engine.
At least this one can be shown to run and drive, all require modules and controllers present.
At least this one can be shown to run and drive, all require modules and controllers present.