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Battles

@battles.bsky.social

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I used to be a ballerina but now I'm in cyber

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Battles @battles.bsky.social · 2d

The guy seemed to be about to pull out in front of an oncoming bus. Nothing you could have done prepares you for dealing with someone like that.
Good luck on Tuesday.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 3d

Did doing it help with the mood?
I hate when you have a thing that you know will lift your mood but your mood at that moment prevents you from doing anything other than being in a mood.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 4d

If I could draw like that I would draw all the time.

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Spelling Mistakes Cost Lives @darrencullen.bsky.social · Aug 7

Did a new one

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 5d

Driving licences should not be a right, they should be earned in endurance competitions.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 5d

DNS is the safe bet.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d

Would it be unkind to say that whoever sold her that did you a favour?

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 6d

Howling at this by the way.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 7d

I see your backup plan of using Italian herb sub rolls as bog roll was also scuppered. You're in our thoughts at this difficult time.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 7d

This is bollocks. Don't do this.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 9d

Anyone could complain to Virgin Money or the Yorkshire Building Society (YBS) about this, but if you have accounts with them your voice will be heard much louder.
Ask them about the organisational policy that was violated and ask how you can avoid breaching the same policy.

Pro-Palestine activist couple have UK bank account closed without explanation

John Nicholson and Norma Turner’s joint retirement savings account was shut by Yorkshire Building Society

www.theguardian.com

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 9d

Never in a million years.
The black cab drivers will go to war over this and it will be a hoot to watch.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 10d

Relevant to @kinghornbeach.bsky.social.
No need for a driving licence if you don't recognise the state who issue them.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 10d

Got to at least try and stay positive.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 10d

Is this your brain keeping you grounded?
This is what I tell myself when it happens to me.
And I get the sense that a certain kind of person is untroubled by this and becomes insufferable.
It's a gift, of sorts.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 10d

It should *just* be a shed for computers but there's a lot of nuance, lost of ways to fuck it up. Mainly around resilience and single points of failure. If the SPOF is built in with the bricks, it's fucked.
I've been on projects where we've switched supplier after a DC visit or after a failed audit.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 10d

Are the GQ editorial team sniffing glue?

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 11d

If they have no sense of humour, sure.
Or they could send fifty waymos to the homes of the pranksters?
They have an army of robot cars at their disposal, the revenge prank opportunities are enormous.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 11d

I loved this plot device because it hadn't occurred to me before that the generals wouldn't have known that he was The Chosen One so his path to being leader of the resistance, or even being taken seriously, would not have been smooth or logical.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 12d

Shout out to our kid's headmaster who has largely abandoned uniform as long as there are no logos displayed.
I'm sure it'll have some unintended consequence, such is life, but they're at the coal face of the cost of living crisis so if he thinks it makes a difference, who are we to argue.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 12d

Fair comment. I don't know why I still try to be so generous to their process.

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 12d

You reckon they've done a sort of Ideal Customer Profile exercise and some up with a weird approximation of a real person, and that's skewing their output?

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 12d

Get that HR meeting booked for Wednesday, but not too early.

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mike @sonuvafitch.bsky.social · 12d

‘Piracy Is Not A Victimless Crime’ warnings on blu-rays hit a little different in the era of AI

Battles @battles.bsky.social · 12d

The problem with having space is that you tell yourself you can keep things.
When I replaced the E Class tails, I fixed the issue that caused the failures (water ingress) and the car's time with me is maybe coming to an end (LEZ).
I should bin repaired pair. I've become a hoarder.