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matt
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STL information professional. Chaotic neutral. he/him. 💻📖🎸🎮🍺⭕
December 14, 2025 at 9:03 PM
Bit melodramatic for me. Kinda funny to think about Crosby and Ovi porking each other this whole time, though.
December 13, 2025 at 11:11 PM
What can I say - I enjoy watching a middle-aged dad from Indianapolis play FIFA worse than me.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
Still having some infernal kidney stone pain, so I skipped family Thanksgiving this year. No matter - the true spirit of the holiday is Alice's Restaurant at high noon on KSHE, football, and The Last Waltz.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Look at these little nuggets! www.twitch.tv/wildlifecam (If they're not there... they'll come back.)
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT OF EATING LUDES
LAUGH AT THE THOUGHT OF SNIFFING GLUE
ALWAYS GONNA KEEP IN TOUCH
NEVER GONNA USE A CRUTCH
I'VE GOT STRAIGHT EDGE
November 23, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Good times @ TAB last night.
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
November 10, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Gannett-owned TV stations and papers have the most bizarre, head-scratching design. An article will have an x icon in the top right corner, just BEGGING to be clicked even before you read anything. And what happens when you click it? You are x-ing out of the article, and you go to the home page?!
November 8, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Rules are rules.
November 1, 2025 at 3:11 AM
October 30, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I'm firmly committed to being as redneck about this as possible. I don't need it to be nice; I just need to be able to pass an inspection and sell the house. Now it's time to find out if this "plastic wood" stuff is any good.
October 25, 2025 at 10:26 PM
I have a 95 y/o house where I used to live. Working on fixing it up before selling. Rat bastard squirrel chewed a giant hole in my upstairs window frame and built a nest. I plugged it with an old blanket a few months ago bc I didn't have time to deal with it, but she came back and made it worse.
October 25, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Who robbed the Louvre? Right answers only
October 20, 2025 at 3:11 AM
Anyone know how to get rid of this "AI Mode" button in the New Tab dialog in Chrome? My plugins like uBlock Origin Lite won't touch it, since this isn't a real web page.
October 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
For funsies. whereidlive.com
October 4, 2025 at 12:20 AM
It's that kind of night.
October 2, 2025 at 5:03 AM
Caught a spicy one today. Wonder if its name is Gaylord.
September 28, 2025 at 9:54 PM
nice ecin
September 13, 2025 at 10:54 PM
September 9, 2025 at 7:31 PM
Did I name my Focus Friend bean "Flick"? Of course.

40 going on 15.
August 21, 2025 at 9:32 PM
It's giving Connacht (the west of Ireland). We're quite sound as is, but we'll fuck ya up we will.
August 14, 2025 at 3:06 AM
August 2, 2025 at 4:44 PM
See, this is the wrong reaction. We need more chaos in sports. Things like this should be celebrated, not suppressed.
July 30, 2025 at 1:59 PM
About time the US market got some all dressed chips.
July 28, 2025 at 5:49 PM