matt
@battmutler.is.tired.fyi
STL information professional. Chaotic neutral. he/him. 💻📖🎸🎮🍺⭕
IMO the best argument against streaming services is that (youtube notwithstanding) none of them have the secret songs from Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Three of the best Tom songs in the blink-182 catalog... and also three songs about incest/bestiality. Classic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDzD...
December 17, 2025 at 3:46 AM
IMO the best argument against streaming services is that (youtube notwithstanding) none of them have the secret songs from Take Off Your Pants and Jacket. Three of the best Tom songs in the blink-182 catalog... and also three songs about incest/bestiality. Classic. www.youtube.com/watch?v=gDzD...
Excuse me, waiter? You mean to tell me that a Springfield cashewed this chicken?!
December 16, 2025 at 2:01 AM
Excuse me, waiter? You mean to tell me that a Springfield cashewed this chicken?!
people keep saying Chag Sameach... like why do y'all like Borat so much all of a sudden
December 15, 2025 at 12:15 AM
people keep saying Chag Sameach... like why do y'all like Borat so much all of a sudden
Sending love and light to all who celebrate Hanukkah - and especially to those who don't!
a woman speaking into a microphone with the words you can 't stop me behind her
ALT: a woman speaking into a microphone with the words you can 't stop me behind her
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December 14, 2025 at 11:31 PM
Sending love and light to all who celebrate Hanukkah - and especially to those who don't!
Friendly reminder that Philip Rivers endorsed Rick Santorum in 2012. Wishing him nothing but abject failure (which would also help my decrepit quadragenarian ass feel better about life)
December 14, 2025 at 10:30 PM
Friendly reminder that Philip Rivers endorsed Rick Santorum in 2012. Wishing him nothing but abject failure (which would also help my decrepit quadragenarian ass feel better about life)
Go socialized health care! Beat Army and Navy!
December 13, 2025 at 10:24 PM
Go socialized health care! Beat Army and Navy!
Guess I'll watch an episode or two of the gay hockey show, just for some context for The Discourse
December 13, 2025 at 8:54 PM
Guess I'll watch an episode or two of the gay hockey show, just for some context for The Discourse
All this time we thought Austin Powers was a parody of James Bond, when in fact he was a parody of Jeffrey Epstein.
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December 12, 2025 at 4:53 PM
All this time we thought Austin Powers was a parody of James Bond, when in fact he was a parody of Jeffrey Epstein.
It feels weird to be an avid gamer who doesn't care about the game awards. I generally play back two or three years for money and hardware reasons. Like I just finished Tokyo: Ghostwire. Maybe I'll play Clair Obscur in like 2028.
December 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
It feels weird to be an avid gamer who doesn't care about the game awards. I generally play back two or three years for money and hardware reasons. Like I just finished Tokyo: Ghostwire. Maybe I'll play Clair Obscur in like 2028.
Sending JD Vance to Indiana to try and whip votes for the redistricting was a massive tactical mistake. If there's two states Hoosiers hate, it's Ohio and Kentucky.
December 11, 2025 at 10:39 PM
Sending JD Vance to Indiana to try and whip votes for the redistricting was a massive tactical mistake. If there's two states Hoosiers hate, it's Ohio and Kentucky.
Weaponize Papyrus
† Comic Sans is a bridge too far, one I cannot advocate for
‡ I'm a big Jokerman fan but we have to stick with stock fonts here bc no one knows how to do anything anymore
† Comic Sans is a bridge too far, one I cannot advocate for
‡ I'm a big Jokerman fan but we have to stick with stock fonts here bc no one knows how to do anything anymore
Mr. Rubio said switching back to Times New Roman would “restore decorum and professionalism to the department’s written work.” Calibri is “informal” when compared to serif typefaces like Times New Roman and “clashes” with the department’s official letterhead. www.nytimes.com/2025/12/09/u...
Rubio Deletes Calibri as the State Department’s Official Typeface
www.nytimes.com
December 10, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Weaponize Papyrus
† Comic Sans is a bridge too far, one I cannot advocate for
‡ I'm a big Jokerman fan but we have to stick with stock fonts here bc no one knows how to do anything anymore
† Comic Sans is a bridge too far, one I cannot advocate for
‡ I'm a big Jokerman fan but we have to stick with stock fonts here bc no one knows how to do anything anymore
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: This feels the exact same as it did before, I only do this because of hygiene and social expectations
Me laying in it: This feels the exact same as it did before, I only do this because of hygiene and social expectations
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
Me laying in it: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!
December 9, 2025 at 2:34 AM
Me making my bed: Well this fucking sucks. What the fuck.
Me laying in it: This feels the exact same as it did before, I only do this because of hygiene and social expectations
Me laying in it: This feels the exact same as it did before, I only do this because of hygiene and social expectations
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
December 8, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Movie you’ve watched more than six times with a gif. Hard mode: no Stars (Wars nor Trek), LOTR, or Marvel, Disney Animated or Pixar.
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I'm at the combination
December 4, 2025 at 3:17 AM
I'm at the combination
What can I say - I enjoy watching a middle-aged dad from Indianapolis play FIFA worse than me.
December 4, 2025 at 12:48 AM
What can I say - I enjoy watching a middle-aged dad from Indianapolis play FIFA worse than me.
hello @profanity.accountant sir/ma'am/howyadoin. how naughty am i
December 1, 2025 at 2:13 AM
hello @profanity.accountant sir/ma'am/howyadoin. how naughty am i
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I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
November 27, 2025 at 12:51 AM
I’ve played a lot of simcity but I didn’t know you could go pro
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"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
November 29, 2025 at 7:32 PM
"I keep thinking that evil would like nothing better than to have us feel awful about who we are."
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
Today is the first allowable day for Christmas music. If you need a break from the played-out classics, feel free to use this Spotify monstrosity, which I've been adding to for well over 10 years. open.spotify.com/playlist/7Dn...
November 28, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Today is the first allowable day for Christmas music. If you need a break from the played-out classics, feel free to use this Spotify monstrosity, which I've been adding to for well over 10 years. open.spotify.com/playlist/7Dn...
Still having some infernal kidney stone pain, so I skipped family Thanksgiving this year. No matter - the true spirit of the holiday is Alice's Restaurant at high noon on KSHE, football, and The Last Waltz.
November 28, 2025 at 12:00 AM
Still having some infernal kidney stone pain, so I skipped family Thanksgiving this year. No matter - the true spirit of the holiday is Alice's Restaurant at high noon on KSHE, football, and The Last Waltz.
I know from the Nirvana stream he did during COVID lockdown that Post Malone is a genuinely talented musician. So it's terribly frustrating to see him continue to churn out absolute dogshit.
November 27, 2025 at 11:18 PM
I know from the Nirvana stream he did during COVID lockdown that Post Malone is a genuinely talented musician. So it's terribly frustrating to see him continue to churn out absolute dogshit.
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please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
November 27, 2025 at 4:15 PM
please enjoy brand new tingler POUNDED BY THIS DELICIOUS TOFURKEY ON THANKSGIVING out now here www.amazon.com/dp/B0G45479FL or on all patreon tiers www.patreon.com/posts/pounde...
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Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
December 25, 2024 at 5:45 PM
Dying at the first time Swedish Chef sees Big Bird
Look at these little nuggets! www.twitch.tv/wildlifecam (If they're not there... they'll come back.)
November 26, 2025 at 2:59 AM
Look at these little nuggets! www.twitch.tv/wildlifecam (If they're not there... they'll come back.)