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i’m watching that 2032 asteroid impact probability creep up like my retirement account
February 14, 2025 at 5:39 PM
i’m watching that 2032 asteroid impact probability creep up like my retirement account
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Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
February 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize
real recognizes real #superbowl #sza
Elmo praises SZA following #SuperBowl Halftime show:
“May Elmo just say, Ms. SZA, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌”
“May Elmo just say, Ms. SZA, YOU WERE FANTASTIC!!! ⭐️❤️🙌”
February 11, 2025 at 12:01 AM
real recognizes real #superbowl #sza
Some guy who can’t sit at a right angle without audibly grunting on espn: here’s my take on why the best athletes in the world lost to some more of the best athletes in the world, they’re soft and also I didn’t understand the halftime show #superbowl
February 10, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Some guy who can’t sit at a right angle without audibly grunting on espn: here’s my take on why the best athletes in the world lost to some more of the best athletes in the world, they’re soft and also I didn’t understand the halftime show #superbowl
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one of the things invasive crabs and billionaires have in common
February 4, 2025 at 8:33 PM
one of the things invasive crabs and billionaires have in common
#breaking president trump reportedly seen snorting substance through rolled up cartoon bill of rights from school house rock, democratic leaders respond by tweeting thumbs down emoji to no one in particular
February 4, 2025 at 8:29 PM
#breaking president trump reportedly seen snorting substance through rolled up cartoon bill of rights from school house rock, democratic leaders respond by tweeting thumbs down emoji to no one in particular
been really enjoying science fiction books about the destruction of the universe lately and I think at the end of the day it’s because total annihilation of existence as a whole doesn’t sound so bad given the current state of things. for anyone wondering what being an American is like rn #booksky
February 4, 2025 at 1:44 AM
been really enjoying science fiction books about the destruction of the universe lately and I think at the end of the day it’s because total annihilation of existence as a whole doesn’t sound so bad given the current state of things. for anyone wondering what being an American is like rn #booksky
hey have we considered giving elon and his crew of dork ass incels swirlies? know your place nerds
February 3, 2025 at 8:43 PM
hey have we considered giving elon and his crew of dork ass incels swirlies? know your place nerds
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I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
February 3, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I feel like Beyonce has a ska record in her
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“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
February 2, 2025 at 6:39 PM
“Screaming. A million mouths screaming but also laughing the sky will bleed and there shall be a great flensing a burning away of the flesh it is coming there is no way to stop what is coming.”
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do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs
February 2, 2025 at 2:04 PM
do you know how bad you have to be as president to make the Luka to Lakers thing the 2nd dumbest trade related news of the last 24hrs
disney adults when california is no longer accessible due to being outlawed by the federal government or whatever frantically googling ‘how to immigrate to colombia and live in the encanto house’ and ‘how to say “magic house, make me a frittata” in spanish’
January 31, 2025 at 6:11 PM
disney adults when california is no longer accessible due to being outlawed by the federal government or whatever frantically googling ‘how to immigrate to colombia and live in the encanto house’ and ‘how to say “magic house, make me a frittata” in spanish’
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Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
January 29, 2025 at 9:54 PM
Don't tell me that the billionaires running the country don't have my interests at heart. You don't know my interests. What if my interests are to eat shit and die
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Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
January 30, 2025 at 2:35 AM
Yes, this administration is dangerous and cruel, but they are also shockingly dim and incompetent.
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉
Opportunities are everywhere.
Make everything as hard as possible. Resist every demand. Refuse entry without a warrant. Don’t take the buyout. Their problem solving skills are 📉