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I was like this when I got here
To be fair she could have met them half way and studied.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
I hope the lightning connection hasn’t flared up again.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
Their dad’s a cheetah.
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
New Zealand No 12 for tomorrow’s Rugby WC game. The jersey printer is on overtime.
September 5, 2025 at 4:40 PM
Is the message”you up?”
September 1, 2025 at 8:14 PM
AI still can’t 100% do everything a human can do. For instance on Trump’s vest it misspelt TWAT.
August 31, 2025 at 7:19 PM
Funny how a “stop killing children” and “stop killing civilians” immediately made him think of Isreal. One would assume
it’s a universal desire for everyone.
August 16, 2025 at 3:58 PM
Conditional recognition unless as genocidal nation don’t stop killing you. They stop killing and you’re not a nation.
What a bunch of fucking cowards the Labour Party turned out to be.
July 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
So this toothpaste took a month to get to this state. Since then It has been dispensing paste for two months + and is still going.
If they made the whole tube out of the material that contains the final 5%, no one would ever need to buy toothpaste ever again.
July 26, 2025 at 10:08 PM
Is he waiting for it to cease to exist? He’ll recognise it posthumously?
July 26, 2025 at 7:17 AM
Probably sounds the death knell for the tear away vest industry.
July 24, 2025 at 7:16 PM
Mike Johnson is so excited about appeasing Trump his son just got an alert on his phone.
July 23, 2025 at 5:13 AM
Cromwell would be more welcome.
July 22, 2025 at 7:24 PM
Rosie O’Donnell is a threat to humanity? Why, did she join the IDF?
July 12, 2025 at 3:54 PM
Is Kristi Noem auditioning for the Village People? Would be a step up from village idiot I suppose.
July 11, 2025 at 4:34 PM
Jesus, how expensive was this wedding?
July 11, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Was she rolling up the top of the school uniform skirt?
June 30, 2025 at 8:03 PM
Well at least we won’t know.
June 26, 2025 at 9:41 PM
And she’ll keep phoning them in until he leaves for good.
June 26, 2025 at 8:54 AM
I know there was a debate about it’s Christmas credentials but didn’t think it was a Bond movie too?
June 26, 2025 at 8:47 AM
In fairness, cracking one out would probably have been detrimental to his defence.
June 24, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Pretty hard to sell one too.
June 13, 2025 at 8:10 PM
The Trolley bay for was extra protection.
May 24, 2025 at 9:33 AM
Feeling the love from my sons today.
May 9, 2025 at 6:40 AM