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I was like this when I got here
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We just had beef or salmon at ours.
I think AI will be like the Dot Com bubble. A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money when this bursts in the next year or so (don’t be one of them)
Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage.

Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
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Um, @variety.com?

That’s…not what that means. 😳 variety.com/2025/music/n...
November 8, 2025 at 12:41 AM
The affordability goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
Trump: "The reason I don't want to talk about affordability is because everybody knows it's far less expensive under Trump than it was under Sleepy Joe Biden and the prices are way down."
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Trump is like a dog dragging his butt on and smearing everything except it’s in gold paint.
November 6, 2025 at 7:05 PM
Only a few weeks left until people online share their foolproof recipes to fully disguise the actual taste of Brussel Sprouts
November 5, 2025 at 8:12 PM
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if we elect a muslim socialist as mayor of new york city on the same day dick cheney died i’ll never take another note from a development exec telling me a plot point was “too on the nose”
November 4, 2025 at 5:48 PM
I hope the lightning connection hasn’t flared up again.
October 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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Just in: Zohran Mamdani caught calling someone "bro", but our investigation has unearthed the truth. This person was not, in fact, his biological brother. Why did he lie? Tune in tonight at 10 for this and more breaking news.
October 28, 2025 at 6:42 PM
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I always say there are two types of people in the world, and that's how I lost my job at the blood bank.
October 27, 2025 at 7:02 AM
Ironically the kind of country Maria Steen and her ilk wanted Ireland to return to is one where women aren’t allow run for office. Mission accomplished.
October 21, 2025 at 6:57 PM
Happy Birthday.
Name a Song you can Sing from Memory.
October 20, 2025 at 8:17 PM
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What idiot called it premature ejaculation when shortcomings was right there?
October 20, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Prendergast’s haircut looks like something he tackled himself. #LEIvMUN
October 18, 2025 at 5:15 PM
Their dad’s a cheetah.
October 16, 2025 at 6:30 AM
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera

In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.

As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 12:33 PM
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Isreal taking rest of week off from murdering people. *slow hand clap*
October 9, 2025 at 12:27 PM
Of all the things I don’t care about, I don’t care about the people on Mount Everest the most.
October 8, 2025 at 6:02 PM
October 1, 2025 at 2:39 PM
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If you voted for him, you've done this.
September 26, 2025 at 1:47 AM
If he’s releasing in alphabetical order then Epstein must be next.
Yes sir we're chanting "Release the Earhart Files"
Trump says he’s ordering the release of all government records on Amelia Earhart.
September 27, 2025 at 7:06 AM
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Well don't I feel stupid
September 26, 2025 at 11:02 PM
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A pattern is developing where everyone who fights back against a Trump attack inevitably wins with their reputation much better than before, and everyone who caves to him looks like shit and has Trump coming back for more a month later.
September 26, 2025 at 11:23 PM
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[at my second rodeo] listen up you ignorant sack of shit
September 26, 2025 at 12:40 PM
Charlie Kirk didn’t deserve to be killed or remembered.
September 20, 2025 at 2:51 PM