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I was like this when I got here
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We just had beef or salmon at ours.
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“Ok, Trump may be a pedophile, but at least he’s still a racist!”

— MAGA right now
February 7, 2026 at 1:08 AM
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everything is terrible so here's the Muppets channeling the Beastie Boys
July 27, 2025 at 10:33 PM
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They made up a whole story about a White House staffer posting ut in the middle of the night, and Trump just goes Leeroy Jenkins and says, "You're goddamn right I ordered the Code Red!"
February 7, 2026 at 2:18 AM
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February 7, 2026 at 3:15 AM
“TB or not TB, that is the question?”
Florida (2026)
February 1, 2026 at 10:19 PM
Watch the #Melania “documentary”?
I’d rather watch Trump type “Truths” at 2am on the toilet, in person!
January 31, 2026 at 11:04 AM
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I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.

Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
Oh no….anyway.
Jensen Huang of Nvidia, $NVDA, has said relentless negativity around AI is hurting society and has done a lot of damage, per Techspot.
January 22, 2026 at 11:27 AM
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beginning to think Donald Trump isn’t the great guy he says he is
January 21, 2026 at 6:28 PM
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Another friend put it to me like this: "ICE has made the classic Nazi mistake. They've invaded a winter people in the winter."
January 22, 2026 at 3:58 AM
Where do they plan on deporting them to? The past?
January 22, 2026 at 11:20 AM
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NATO & Denmark: We will give you the exact same security arrangements you have had for the past 40 years in Greenland.

Trump: Total surrender! Art of the deal!
January 21, 2026 at 9:58 PM
He’s like Goebbels but small … Gerbils.
Bovino: "Individuals came in and disrupted almost violently a church service"
January 20, 2026 at 9:07 PM
. @richardosman1.bsky.social I know there are bigger issues in the world but can you get someone to sort the justification on this graphic. The R overlapping the side is troubling.
January 20, 2026 at 9:05 PM
I just hope all this unpleasantness doesn’t detract from Brooklyn’s photography career
January 20, 2026 at 7:46 PM
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If there’s a better obituary for an evil cartoonist than an A.I. generated version of his character that fucks up the defining detail of its design, I can’t think of it. No notes. 👨🏻‍🍳 💋
January 13, 2026 at 6:47 PM
The yanks love them some pearl clutching when someone swears. Gobshites.
Frey: "This notion of inflammatory comments -- c'mon guys. I dropped an F bomb, they killed someone. Which one of those is more inflammatory? I'm going with the killing somebody."
January 9, 2026 at 5:42 PM
I’ve seen a lot of videos of 1st amendment auditor v US cops and/or business owner interactions online and I’m starting to think all Americans are the problem.
January 9, 2026 at 1:45 PM
No spoilers guys I’ve still not finished 2025
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 PM
Playing UNO “no mercy” on Christmas Day using our own modified rules. Oldest son, on his turn, had to pick up 40 cards. Game had to be abandoned due to having no deck left to select from.
December 28, 2025 at 10:09 PM
A lot of people find Jesus in prison but never question why he’s there in the first place.
December 28, 2025 at 1:08 PM
AI is like 3D tv. Very few want it and hopefully they eventually lose their money.
December 28, 2025 at 9:10 AM
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Can we stop with this open secret bullshit and out these abusive arseholes. Men need to stop protecting other supposedly powerful men who are very real dangers towards women. They’re only powerful because other men protect them. You say nothing as you’re as big a wanker as they are.
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
No mistakes? WTF was the Platypus? Doodling?
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Here's the real truth. God only creates two sexes and two genders -- male and female -- and God does not make mistakes."
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM