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I was like this when I got here
Pinned
We just had beef or salmon at ours.
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Can we stop with this open secret bullshit and out these abusive arseholes. Men need to stop protecting other supposedly powerful men who are very real dangers towards women. They’re only powerful because other men protect them. You say nothing as you’re as big a wanker as they are.
December 19, 2025 at 8:59 PM
No mistakes? WTF was the Platypus? Doodling?
Marjorie Taylor Greene: "Here's the real truth. God only creates two sexes and two genders -- male and female -- and God does not make mistakes."
December 17, 2025 at 9:31 PM
New drinking game for the 2026 #AllTogetherNowFestival . Take a drink every time you see one of these shirts.

If the Boh’s Fontaines DC shirt last year is any guide you’ll be poisoned by lunchtime.
December 16, 2025 at 2:03 PM
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A beautuful thread about Rob Reiner.
I’m just going to tell the story. Back in 2000 I was volunteering for the Gore campaign when he came along with Julia Louis-Dreyfus, Alfre Woodard and Dule Hill to a GOTV event here in MN. He ended up sitting down across from me stuffing his envelopes.
December 15, 2025 at 3:38 AM
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zero self-awareness
December 14, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Yeah, historically bullying plays a big part in all early scientific careers.
December 11, 2025 at 5:12 AM
Amazon today sent me an email for “last minute gift ideas”.

We have very different ideas of what is “last minute”
December 9, 2025 at 12:55 PM
This TikTok comment really made me laugh.
December 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Trans men are men. Trans women are women. Trans rights are human rights and fuck anyone who says otherwise.
December 3, 2025 at 3:16 PM
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Finally getting some theological clarity on the ethics of reclining in one’s plane seat
November 29, 2025 at 12:13 PM
Who can afford an echo chamber in this economy? I’m using an uncarpeted hallway.
November 29, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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The power of Crufts compels you
November 27, 2025 at 2:32 PM
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Youth pastor (after sitting down on a chair turned backwards): I know you kids like these modern pop songs by Sabrina but you know who else was a Carpenter?
November 27, 2025 at 3:00 AM
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It’s hard to explain what it means to be able to show a trans kid this and for them to feel seen & valued by their president

@president.ie
#transrightsarehumanrights
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 AM
November 25, 2025 at 10:25 AM
Have they checked outside the school?
November 20, 2025 at 9:17 PM
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It soothes my bitter heart to know that no matter how much money Elon Musk has, he will never, ever be funny

t.co/QhuKU9HCxA
November 13, 2025 at 9:59 PM
I wonder is it harder for Trump that everyone knows he’s all over the #EpsteinFiles or to personally find that Jeffrey didn’t actually like him that much.
November 14, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Not gonna lie, I enjoyed Ronaldo’s red card slightly more than the win.
November 13, 2025 at 9:45 PM
People who think weight loss drugs are “cheating” also don’t believe audiobooks are reading
November 13, 2025 at 9:26 PM
To be fair she could have met them half way and studied.
November 13, 2025 at 9:04 PM
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If that's Giuffre's name under the redaction bar, then prove it. Remove the redaction. You've already told us it's Giuffre, so you wouldn't be doing anything illegal. So reveal it. Or can't you? Because it's not her?
CNN: The emails that were released don't raise any Qs for you?

GIMENEZ: Not right now, no

C: The email where Epstein says to Maxwell that Trump spent hours at his house w/someone whose name is redacted who Republicans are saying is Virginia Giuffre?

G: Right. And she said Trump did nothing wrong
November 13, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think AI will be like the Dot Com bubble. A lot of people are going to lose a lot of money when this bursts in the next year or so (don’t be one of them)
Hopefully it’ll take out a lot of these tech bro assholes in the carnage.

Then out of the wreckage actual useful and everyday AI will emerge.
November 8, 2025 at 7:05 AM
The affordability goes to a different school. You wouldn’t know her.
Trump: "The reason I don't want to talk about affordability is because everybody knows it's far less expensive under Trump than it was under Sleepy Joe Biden and the prices are way down."
November 7, 2025 at 9:01 PM