this is the best photo I’ve ever taken in my life

literally forget my fever. my mans at work 🤭

literally nothing in life has made me happier then when people used to exclusively call me by my last name but then again i was a boy for 6 years so maybe that has something to do with it

can’t wait to come out of retirement this weekend (was literally drunk as fuck last weekend)

idk tbh when mariah the scientist was on that jail call all like “daddy? am i ur baby?” I feel her cause sometimes you just get a little bit of reassurance even if your nigga is in prison

shit pissed me off so bad i had to have a ted talk with my coworkers about it

hope that guy that asked me to call him a retard and slap him has a beautiful tuesday i miss u papa

Self-portrait of photographer Madame d’Ora, 1929. www.anothermag.com/art-photogra...

coworker diagnosed me with homosexuality and said i’d literally die soon if i don’t scissor 15 fat bitches rn