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professor, applied smoked meat studies.
“Send to phone” for ads is an insane feature. One that only a product owner could love.
November 29, 2025 at 8:54 PM
OH NO. DISASTER. WHAT A BAD IDEA.
November 29, 2025 at 8:08 PM
On one hand, this Atlanta United side is gonna score a million goals this season.

On the other hand, they’re going to need a million goals to be in it this season.
February 23, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Watching the spurs play, you could be forgiven by thinking Postecoglou drills the team on shooting themselves in the foot.
December 8, 2024 at 6:27 PM
Conference champions having byes and a wild regular season have created the most absurd outcome possible.

Looking forward to this from now on.
December 8, 2024 at 6:00 PM
Deploying the "a hotdog is a sandwich" taxonomy thought technology to this concept. An affogato is a fluid poured over a solid.

This is an affogato.
December 3, 2024 at 2:56 PM
Post-vacation mourning period (unregulated shitting) has ended. It's time to move on.
December 3, 2024 at 1:37 PM
Having the winning bid in an art auction rules. Sorry to all the haters, losers and low bidders. This piece is gonna really pull my living room together.
December 2, 2024 at 2:55 AM
Hunter Biden has a few hours to do the funniest thing possible.
December 2, 2024 at 1:21 AM
That was a long sleep.

Anything interesting happen in the last 9 months?
November 18, 2024 at 1:31 PM
I can’t believe they went with this but I’m so happy they did because: lol. lmao.
February 17, 2024 at 3:10 AM
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February 12, 2024 at 3:23 AM
Hootin’ & hollerin’ at the news that Slowdive are coming to town
December 6, 2023 at 2:36 AM
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I Pegged Travis Kelce (Taylor's Version)
September 25, 2023 at 10:01 PM
United game is over so there’s nothing left to distract from the Bama game.
September 16, 2023 at 11:26 PM
Bad game gets the PIP
September 16, 2023 at 10:25 PM
Prozac implies the existence of the Amateur Zachary (lithium).
Prozac is short for Professional Zachary.
July 11, 2023 at 4:02 AM
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July 8, 2023 at 7:37 PM
gm bluesky. have a blue sky.
July 6, 2023 at 2:57 PM
You see them at the store. How do you open?
July 5, 2023 at 2:52 PM
Have you ever just like rode a bike around your city or town? I recommend it!
July 3, 2023 at 9:15 PM
Life on earth evolved pattern recognition over millions of years so we can make low-effort riffs on the internet. Nature is amazing.
July 3, 2023 at 4:45 PM
I’ve been saying this!
i like this app, but wish it could be more dedicated to enjoying posts from my favorite actor, Jeremy Renner, and celebrating his achievements every Rennsday with sweepstakes and exclusive Renner content
July 3, 2023 at 3:10 PM
Sometimes I miss the old site. Sure it had its own problems before a rich man with more money than sense shut it down. But for a while there it was a beautiful place filled with stars. I’m of course talking about Jeremy Renner Official.
July 3, 2023 at 4:20 AM