poor Epstein's mom will never live this down

Finally some goddamn recognition for Dan Smanfklax

You could’ve just said Rick Barry

you got any games on your phone?

I thought it was that rats can't burp so the carbonation basically causes their stomachs to explode?

This mfer took JT Miller and Jake Sanderson ahead of Robertson. Yikes.

Is the sword a branded item?

I’m being told it’s only available on Tuesdays

A few teams have excess starting pitching (KC for example). But what could Atlanta realistically offer back? I’m not particularly impressed with their minor league depth the past two years.

How do these people have all this obscure 17th century philosophy knowledge but not know how to MATH?

odd way for him to refer to Darude fans

YES. It drives me NUTS when J! players don't know how to bet in Final. When someone in 3rd bets right and steals it I swear I become the DiCaprio pointing at the TV meme.

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