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My 2026 strategy:
ALL HAYSTACK
NO NEEDLES
ALL HAYSTACK
NO NEEDLES
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That we would end up following the fate of Athens and Rome was the single most obsessive fear of America's founders.
February 18, 2026 at 3:56 AM
That we would end up following the fate of Athens and Rome was the single most obsessive fear of America's founders.
No stream tonight; not feeling well. Back in the saddle for streaming and/or tourney comms tomorrow!
February 17, 2026 at 2:22 AM
No stream tonight; not feeling well. Back in the saddle for streaming and/or tourney comms tomorrow!
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At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
February 15, 2026 at 12:14 AM
At 9:18, 3rd period of the Finland-Switzerland women's ice hockey QF game, the ice crew came to clean the ice during a pause
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
What follows is the funniest use of the slo-mo alternate angle tech I've seen them use during these Olympics of one of the crew members falling
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I know this guy has the brain of a not-real-bright dog - say, an aging beagle that is no longer food motivated enough to trick into getting off the couch - but to throw in *the Irish* as part of America's "origin" is...yeah man we get it, just say White.
1/3 What Musk is really referring to here is, of course “race” - that construct that served to define the hierarchies of wealth & power structured by modern colonialism. Like other far right racists though, he uses the word “culture” as a seemingly less pernicious synonym.
February 15, 2026 at 4:01 PM
I know this guy has the brain of a not-real-bright dog - say, an aging beagle that is no longer food motivated enough to trick into getting off the couch - but to throw in *the Irish* as part of America's "origin" is...yeah man we get it, just say White.
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looking at the oreo cakesters on sale in the checkout line and i think that’s a food another country made up to be racist to americans
February 14, 2026 at 11:08 PM
looking at the oreo cakesters on sale in the checkout line and i think that’s a food another country made up to be racist to americans
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I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.
You ever stop and think about CASABLANCA? You ever stop and think about "Welcome back to the fight, this time, I know our side will win?" You ever think about a bar full of people defiantly singing La Marseillaise, played by a soundstage full of Jewish refugees? You ever think about CASABLANCA??????
February 15, 2026 at 3:17 AM
I think about how when they sang La Marseillaise they were still in the midst of a war they did not know they were going to win.
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I just saw this video of a curling competition from 1972 and the guy throwing the rock has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Unreal.
February 14, 2026 at 1:45 AM
I just saw this video of a curling competition from 1972 and the guy throwing the rock has a cigarette hanging out of his mouth. Unreal.
(at a Montana steakhouse)
Waiter: Yes, we have several different varieties of local bison available this evening. Which would you like?
Me: … uhhhhh, M?
Waiter: Yes, we have several different varieties of local bison available this evening. Which would you like?
Me: … uhhhhh, M?
February 14, 2026 at 8:21 PM
(at a Montana steakhouse)
Waiter: Yes, we have several different varieties of local bison available this evening. Which would you like?
Me: … uhhhhh, M?
Waiter: Yes, we have several different varieties of local bison available this evening. Which would you like?
Me: … uhhhhh, M?
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hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
Romance alert: Trump's reckless tariffs have Valentine’s Day costs up across the board:
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
Roses 🌹16.6%
Chocolates🍫 18.7%
Ribeye 🥩 25.4%
Restaurant meals 🍽️ 4.9%
February 14, 2026 at 6:19 PM
hello and welcome to the political genius exam. here is question one. which is a more compelling message:
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
- the president is sending armies to occupy cities and kidnap and kill people and your town could be next
- a meal at the cheesecake factory that previously cost $100 now costs $104.9
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To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
February 1, 2026 at 6:58 PM
To anyone that needs clarification, "your best" is what you can accomplish without damage to your physical, mental and emotional health, not what you can accomplish by destroying them
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One takeaway from the big WSJ Noem/Lewandowski/DHS piece is how all the Trump satellites think they can be heir apparent when in reality they are like 45 seconds from the 11 am block on NewsNation
February 14, 2026 at 2:53 AM
One takeaway from the big WSJ Noem/Lewandowski/DHS piece is how all the Trump satellites think they can be heir apparent when in reality they are like 45 seconds from the 11 am block on NewsNation
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if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation
February 12, 2026 at 6:09 PM
if the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie you may be entitled to compensation
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I don't talk to anyone this much
www.economist.com/interactive/...
www.economist.com/interactive/...
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I don't talk to anyone this much
www.economist.com/interactive/...
www.economist.com/interactive/...
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Daily bunny no.3227 shouldn't have left the window open
February 12, 2026 at 5:00 AM
Daily bunny no.3227 shouldn't have left the window open
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She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
Bondi crashes out over Epstein: "The Dow is over 50,000 dollars! I don't know why you're laughing. You're a great stock trader as I hear, Raskin. The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000, and the Nasdaq smashing records. That's what we should be talking about."
February 11, 2026 at 4:46 PM
She really just said why are you talking about the mass coverup of child rape when you should be talking about money
“Truck magnate Matthew Moroun’s family runs the Ambassador Bridge—which will face competition from the Gordie Howe project—and has fought the latter for years.”
Oh please let that guy’s last name be pronounced MORON. (I would also accept MAROON.)
Oh please let that guy’s last name be pronounced MORON. (I would also accept MAROON.)
Remarkable: Trump's deranged threat to block the bridge connecting Detroit to Canada is backfiring, giving Dems a big issue in 2026 races in Michigan, which could help decide control of Congress.
Michigan Dems tell me they'll use this against Republicans big time:
newrepublic.com/article/2064...
Michigan Dems tell me they'll use this against Republicans big time:
newrepublic.com/article/2064...
Trump Tirade over Bridge to Canada Backfires, Handing Dems 2026 Weapon
His corrupt threat to block the opening of the Gordie Howe Bridge is about to become a big albatross around the necks of GOP candidates in pivotal Michigan.
newrepublic.com
February 11, 2026 at 10:17 PM
“Truck magnate Matthew Moroun’s family runs the Ambassador Bridge—which will face competition from the Gordie Howe project—and has fought the latter for years.”
Oh please let that guy’s last name be pronounced MORON. (I would also accept MAROON.)
Oh please let that guy’s last name be pronounced MORON. (I would also accept MAROON.)
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Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
February 11, 2026 at 7:56 PM
Over on threads someone just use ai;dr and we all need to adopt that right quick
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To explain: When you come in from out of state to represent someone, you have to get a local counsel to sponsor you in "Pro Hac Vice." That's what Abbe Lowell et al are doing for Don Lemon.
The guy who is sponsoring them in is the lead prosecutor who quit bc Pam Bondi is so corrupt.
The guy who is sponsoring them in is the lead prosecutor who quit bc Pam Bondi is so corrupt.
Look at who is PHVing Abbe Lowell and team into MN to represent Don Lemon.
February 10, 2026 at 11:56 PM
To explain: When you come in from out of state to represent someone, you have to get a local counsel to sponsor you in "Pro Hac Vice." That's what Abbe Lowell et al are doing for Don Lemon.
The guy who is sponsoring them in is the lead prosecutor who quit bc Pam Bondi is so corrupt.
The guy who is sponsoring them in is the lead prosecutor who quit bc Pam Bondi is so corrupt.
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There are psychologically broken people. The culture they stew in turns them rotten, and then their control of the state enables them to weaponize that lack of emotional and psychological well-being against the rest of us on a mass scale.
February 10, 2026 at 4:59 PM
There are psychologically broken people. The culture they stew in turns them rotten, and then their control of the state enables them to weaponize that lack of emotional and psychological well-being against the rest of us on a mass scale.
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tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?
Elon Musk's ambition to one day settle Mars appears to have taken a back seat for a rather nearer and more achievable goal – sending humans to live on the moon. https://cnn.it/46sbAMm
February 10, 2026 at 4:14 AM
tesla is a zombie company and he's trying to juice the spacex IPO. you guys seriously believe this shit?
Just 15 minutes from now, on twitch.tv/speedgaming3, equations19 and I race each other in the Zelda 1 Randomizer Torneo Corto finals! One race, winner take all - come check it out if you're interested!
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February 10, 2026 at 2:49 AM
Just 15 minutes from now, on twitch.tv/speedgaming3, equations19 and I race each other in the Zelda 1 Randomizer Torneo Corto finals! One race, winner take all - come check it out if you're interested!
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Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus
the first choice is literally what Jesus would teach, i feel like i'm losing my mind
February 9, 2026 at 7:21 PM
Remember Garfield Minus Garfield? I feel like this version of Christianity is Bible Minus Jesus
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“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
February 9, 2026 at 5:46 AM
“I’m mad I can’t understand Bad Bunny’s lyrics because they’re not in English”
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist
my brother millions of metalheads around the world have been happily listening to incomprehensible Finnish shrieks and Japanese death grunts since we were teens, you’re just boring and racist