Blackbeard's Lesbian Earring
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🔞Lizzy. 30+. StrangeBlueGlow on AO3. EdIzzy. Stede-Hostile. Izzy-loving Ed girlie.
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Guess what? Lesbian Mermaid #EdIzzy got MerMayried 💙
pencil sketch of Ed and Izzy, who are mermaids, but the image is only from shoulders up so you can only tell by the context of the shell/pearl/coin jewelry that Ed is wearing. They are kissing, and Ed's left hand is gripping Izzy's face, showing off her ring.
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Ed turns up pregnant one day and Izzy, despite it being physically impossible for him to impregnate Ed, never once questions it. Eddie is having his baby. Amazing.
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the problem here is it might be the best we're gonna get. toasters seem to be one of those things that you'd think they'd have figured out by now, but actually all of them suck and if you want one that sucks slightly less, it is $200
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our old toaster quit working so we got a new toaster but, unfortunately, this new toaster, while slightly more functional than the old broken one, sucks shit
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sensationseekng.bsky.social
ed: i didn't like the way that man looked at you, like he didn't know you're mine
izzy (horny): do you want to tattoo my face?

izzy: are you cheating on me
ed (covered in hickies izzy didn't put there): no :3
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bbslezearring.bsky.social
somehow lost an entire flat sheet????? luckily I have 2 sets of sheets (absolute LIFECHANGER if you can swing it) so i just used the other freshly laundered one because i'm on the fucking ball today but also how the fuck did i lose a sheet?
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Ready to be done doing things for the day but first I must put clean sheets on the bed
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getting up early is still the most miserable thing in the fucking world and i could've done all this at 2am, too, if i lived alone
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i have a pot of stew going, made applesauce and subsequently used some of it to make apple cider quick bread, have a load of laundry in the washer, the pillows and plushes in the sun, and it is only 10am
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EdIzzy making sure they're both okay after a raid by licking any blood off of each other to make sure it doesn't belong to them
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treesofgreen.bsky.social
Edizzy
galacticidiots.bsky.social
‘I don’t know if I should kiss you or kill you,’ you say after I push one button too many. But it’s not one or the other. A kiss from you will steal the air from my mouth, rob the breath from my lungs.
So take your time, make it a slow death. I want to enjoy it while it lasts.
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Went to bed early and woke up way too early :(
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Settled in to go to bed early and then realizes I gotta wait like 10 minutes for the Halloween decorations that are on timers to turn off before I can actually go to bed
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megaducko.bsky.social
Melancholy memories of an important person :")
Lil piece I made for the long lost love prompt for the Izzy Hands Bingo ;7;

(Also an excuse to experiment with digital watercolors, trying to imitate my own traditional style 👁u👁 )

#OFMDfanart
#izzyhands
#edteach
#edizzy
bbslezearring.bsky.social
actually i was able to enroll in extended updates for no charge so i'm kicking that can down the road a year
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i should probably finally learn how to dual boot my pc so i can keep windows for the like 2 games i play that have anti-cheat that requires windows and then not be rawdogging the internet security updateless all the time otherwise on my desktop
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rolled the dice on a nap and woke up at 10:30pm
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person probably deactivated but didn't delete so it is held in limbo forever
bbslezearring.bsky.social
i think i remember favfi having some dad izzy stuff
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modern au ed who wears fingerless gloves because he is so cool and badass and definitely not even a little bit because his hands need the compression nope
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geftokingmongoose.bsky.social
when you have that one friend who didn't pick up a subculture with everyone else but you're still cool
Behind the scenes image from one of the Hellraiser movies showing Clive Barker in street clothes holding the Lament Configuration and surrounded by the cenobites in costume