When the AI bubble pops it will destroy your 401k *and* the obscenely wealthy people responsible for it will get a huge bailout with your money.

They spent more money this year on the plagiarism machine than consumers spent.

Over a third of the stock market is handcuffed to the plagiarism machine

rolling my eyes at a video of a parrot correctly identifying colors, muttering "I could get most of these right"

i pretend coffee helps but i still want to throat punch most of you.

I don't know why he does this, but snowball loves "tasting the air" when he's cozy. Silly #cockatiel things I guess

Snowball doing snowball things #cockatiel

Snowball had a lot to say this morning. Jus #cockatiel things 😁

Thanks so much for the follows everyone! Its great to see there's already a good community here :) Since this is a fresh account, let me introduce you to my research!

I study how birds perceive and categorize different types of threats, and how they communicate that information to others (thread)

Hi all, I'm an ornithologist fleeing Twitter in search of better company. If you like birds, science, or just want friendly conversation, give me a follow, and I'll follow back 🐦