OMG it's my kid in a kayak! Something we have rarely succeeded at. I hope he has an amazing time and wants to go more.

LOL Fiddlin' Arsonists. Good name. Are you there yet?

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I call it “getting my money’s worth”

I’m in a fairly small rural area. The crazies are the farmers*, and I’ll never be up earlier than them.

*we love their crazy and we love our farmers. And I’m sure they think we’re crazy and are shopping early to avoid us.

That is a good strategy. I’ll be hauling my 3 monsters through the grocery store around 11:00 am. I anticipate saying “no” every 3.2 seconds for about an hour.

Ugh no! You can’t make me! It’s caturday and even the kids are still in bed!!!

OMG PEOPLE!!! Is no one checking for traps first?!

If the DM leaves the door open to delightful looking ruins YOU MUST CHECK FOR TRAPS!!

I’m letting y’all go first.