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Sara (She / Her) 🇨🇦 🇮🇪 🇫🇷
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I smuggle beagles. Serious inquiries only. No cats, just beagles.
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A few things to make sure anyone following me here knows what I’m about:

Trans rights are human rights.

Access to safe abortion is health care.

Climate change is extremely real.

Israel is committing a genocide in Gaza.

Nationalism in all its forms is inherently violent.

Trump is a fascist.
Sometimes I forget #Hamilton has two separate and distinct weather systems. Today I’m paying for it!

Help! Are any of the passes up the “mountain” clearish?
January 2, 2026 at 7:09 PM
Today my kid is back to his roots in #Toronto with the @1stbinbrook.org if you see groups of kids with those green neckers that’s them. Tell them somewhere cool (and free) to check out.
Even a bite to eat in Chinatown
December 6, 2025 at 6:24 PM
My boy (front) living his best life in Algonquin on a canoe trip with the
@1stBinbrook.org
scouts. He came back absolutely in love with the park (though not portaging).

#scouting #scouts #canoe #Algonquin
October 6, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Last proof of life we received. Hope they are having an amazing adventure beyond the signal. #scouting #adventure
We are here!
Tiny bit of signal at the launch, hope this gets out
October 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
43 kids, 20 canoes are off to Algonquin this morning. First time for my boy. Thanks to @1stbinbrook.org scouting leaders. #scouting #Algonquin #Portage
October 3, 2025 at 9:56 AM
Ack! The PPP showed up at my door! Dude looked like a utilities scam, so I was caught off guard.

Nuns trained me to be polite, even against my will. So, I’ll take this conversation as a personal win:

PPP: Hi, I’m here with the PPP

Me (interrupting): Ewwwwwwww! No thank you!

#Elxn2025
#cdnpoli
April 8, 2025 at 4:43 PM
Remember when they raise their prices.
Remember when they lay you off.
Remember when they relocate.
April 7, 2025 at 6:59 PM
Daughter (6-yo): I saved four grapes for you, but then you took too long so I ate them.

#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
#KidsSky
April 7, 2025 at 4:07 AM
11-year-old-son: D&D is soooooooo fun!!!

Me: I think this is the happiest day of your Dad’s life.

#D&D #DnD #DungeonsAndDragons #TTRPG
#ParentingLOL
#Parenting
April 5, 2025 at 11:14 PM
Today was the day my 80-something Dad regrets using military style training to raise kids.

Also, I may have traumatized some geriatric care nurses, though I bet they’re made of tough stuff.

#LTC #LongTermCare #Nurses #AgingParents #MilitaryBratz
April 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
Dear gas stations. In most weather, but especially in this weather (gestures vaguely at Southern Ontario storm) I will absolutely drive 31 kilometres to the nearest full service station.

#gas
#fuel
#cars
#bringbackfullservice
April 2, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Help: looking for ideas on how to celebrate #SpringEquinox #AlbanEilir with kids.

We’ve done seedlings, will do egg decorating. What else?

Kids are 11, 6 and 6

#witchsky
March 15, 2025 at 11:53 AM
You know you’re having an f*ed up dream when it’s got a sound track and that sound track is Leonard Cohen’s You Want It Darker.

#Dreams
#Witchsky
#LeonardCohen
March 15, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Got the 11-year old a phone for their birthday. Joke’s on him, I know how to use the phone feature to make his phone ring… early in the morning.

For example I rang repeatedly) him at 7:00 am this school holiday to remind him he promised to make bread.

#ParentingLoL
#meanmom
March 12, 2025 at 12:32 PM
6 yo twins playing legos

Twin 2: Pretend that I love you with all my heart and can never leave you because one time when I was a baby you saved me when my parents died.

Twin 1: I’m a tree witch! I’m a tree witch. Ree tee tee witch!

#ParentingLOL
#Witchsky
March 10, 2025 at 3:01 PM
#InternationalWomensDay2025
#InternationalWomensDay1939

It’s hard to feel celebratory this year. Yes, women have made huge progress, but we are also backsliding losing critical hard won rights. What world are we leaving our daughters?

There are more of us. We could vote them out.
March 8, 2025 at 11:56 AM
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TRUMP TARIFF CHESS

Feb 1: announces tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽
Feb 3: pauses tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽
Feb 27: announces tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽
Mar 4: imposes tariffs on 🇨🇦🇲🇽
Mar 5: delays 🇨🇦🇲🇽 car tariffs
Mar 6: pauses tariffs on USMCA-compliant 🇨🇦🇲🇽 goods
Mar 7: threatens tariffs on 🇨🇦 dairy (250%) and lumber
March 7, 2025 at 7:54 PM
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Seen in Ottawa, Canada
March 8, 2025 at 8:44 AM
What do you do when you finish a book but you aren’t ready to let it go and therefore can’t move on to the next one?

#booksky
March 8, 2025 at 1:19 AM
When you are walking in this not-quite-spring weather do you step on the edges of the ice slabs to break them up so they will melt faster and bring spring faster?

No?

Just me then?

Hmmmm.

#winter
#spring
#Farch
#Witchsky
#seasons
March 7, 2025 at 7:47 PM
Sanity check please: do people eat cucumber boiled and or thoroughly steamed?

#foodsky
#food
#foodie
#vegansky

Help me, my mum still uses her 1970s era cookbooks.
March 6, 2025 at 12:57 AM
Woke up this morning clutching my phone like a teddy bear as though if I was nice enough to it then it would be kind to me. It wasn't. Alarms still sounded too early.

#Adulting
March 4, 2025 at 11:42 AM
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Elon says he'll only go on Jon Stewart's show if it's unedited.

Jon Stewart agrees.

Awkwardly backs out
March 4, 2025 at 8:28 AM
6 yo: I want a new forehead, this one hurts!

#ParentingLOL
March 4, 2025 at 11:35 AM
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JD Vance watching the Oscars.

“No one is thanking me!”
March 3, 2025 at 1:24 AM