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Professor. Public Servant. Union Asset. Nerd.
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Guess what I'm building tomorrow.
It happened.

I got euphoria for being called a "young lady", and not for the lady part.

Hastag old
November 10, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Went outside to get something from my car without a jacket.

It was freezing . . .

I used to do this on the regular when I smoked. Have I gotten soft?
November 10, 2025 at 5:43 PM
I don't believe this 28 minute estimated wait time.
November 10, 2025 at 5:42 PM
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At 20 years old, Karl A. Peckol was the youngest crew member of the Edmund Fitzgerald. He would now be 70 years young.
November 10, 2025 at 4:09 PM
No bread, only circuses
November 10, 2025 at 12:20 PM
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If I give the bully my lunch money every day eventually he will die of old age
March 21, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Should I become a local exec?
November 10, 2025 at 12:49 AM
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Did you know that in Canada, if a budget doesn’t pass the government doesn’t shut down?

Federal workers aren’t furloughed.

Funding for social services doesn’t dry up.

Failure to pass a budget triggers an election.

It puts the politicians jobs on the line.

They get the budget passed.
November 9, 2025 at 8:49 PM
East division championships
November 8, 2025 at 7:33 PM
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😈😈😈
November 7, 2025 at 10:19 PM
He reminds me of the guy who tried to convince me housing co-ops wouldn't work because there's no equity.

Not that they don't work, but they wouldn't work as if they were a new thing.
 Canadian multimillionaire and Shark Tank guy Kevin O'Leary went on TV to say he's upset Zohran won't talk to him: "I and others who invest in real estate have tried to get a meeting to figure out what's rhetoric and what's policy. So far for me it's been crickets."
November 8, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Trans people are tired.
November 8, 2025 at 3:26 AM
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Panera’s moderately caffeinated lemonade was loosely associated with 2 deaths before it was taken off market.

This article alone has 4 examples of ChatGPT encouraging young people to commit suicide, and OpenAI’s own public stats estimate over a million users discuss suicide with ChatGPT each week.
November 7, 2025 at 10:56 PM
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“I asked ChatGPT—“ yeah well I asked you to stop doing that and now we can’t be friends anymore
November 7, 2025 at 3:23 AM
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I can’t believe Zohran is transing the trains already

www.mta.info/article/f-m-...
November 7, 2025 at 8:29 PM
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The diagram for what Palantir does is like if Richard Scarry got super paranoid and did an Apocalypse picture book
November 7, 2025 at 8:14 PM
MTG folks. Are we hating ATLA like we did Spiderman, or loving it like we did Final Fantasy?
November 7, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Quote in the movie "you're the real monster Victor"

It slaps you in the face just in case you aren't paying attention.
I'm losing my mind over how many reviewers are like "GDT's Frankenstein makes you wonder who the real monster is." THAT'S THE STORY! That's the story Shelley wrote!
November 7, 2025 at 11:13 PM
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Cloud is a twink with a severe mental illness, that capably handles large swords, who cross-dresses to save his "bestie" after co-opping his previous boyfriend's entire personality instead of grieving for him after he got shot, all the while obsessively chasing down a pretty boy with mommy issues.
November 7, 2025 at 8:51 PM
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“0% woke shit”

a black man with a physical disability leads an environmental terrorist cell trying to save the planet from mega-billionaires and you play as a cross dressing twink femdomed by two different women ending and the final boss against the gayest angel of all time
November 7, 2025 at 7:59 PM
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A young Tory MP's name gets mentioned as someone ready to cross the floor. He goes to ground and then suddenly announces he is stepping down.
Young MPs just don't quit politics unless someone dumped a political horse head in the bed.
#cutthroatontherideau
#carneyneedsjust1
November 7, 2025 at 12:53 AM
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the mtg/linguistics/trans nerds have translated "death before detransition" into phyrexian.
October 24, 2025 at 5:03 PM
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A lot of them seem to think that because someone can type words on the internet it means they don’t need any support.
November 5, 2025 at 3:04 PM
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Me: Eugenics is bad.

Autism Mom: You need to remember that not all autistic people are as high-functioning as you are. Your comment doesn’t take into account people like my nonverbal son.

🙃🙃🙃
November 5, 2025 at 2:50 PM