Charlotte Moore-Lambert
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Charlotte Moore-Lambert
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bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica
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hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram
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July 3, 2025 at 8:10 PM
I would love to see all these numbers drop to 0
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
her song “mind your business” is also delightfully mean
November 25, 2025 at 5:34 AM
and with 150% more grunge: youtu.be/W1Ikad4Zf8c?...
James the Seventh - Trauma Olympics (Live Version)
YouTube video by James the Seventh
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:31 AM
here’s a gold medal for your issues youtu.be/zV3-sJmgLCQ?...
James the Seventh - Trauma Olympics
YouTube video by James the Seventh
youtu.be
November 25, 2025 at 5:28 AM
t-t-t-TRAUMA olYMPics racin‘ to the DRAMA, t-t-t-TRAUMA
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
the live version is great because the bass goes so hard and so do her exaggerated facial expressions, but either one is good, I’ve had it on a loop for days now
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
I need everyone to go listen to James the Seventh’s “Trauma Olympics,” either the slick produced version on the music apps or the raw live one she just uploaded to YT (and has been posting clips of to TT), I have no one else to talk to about what a banger this is
November 25, 2025 at 5:24 AM
“testosterone replacement therapy” but the testosterone was replaced by raw milk left in the sun for a few days
November 25, 2025 at 5:04 AM
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FUCK SOCIAL MEDIA.
MARRY BOOKS.
KILL AI.
October 17, 2025 at 2:53 AM
co-signed
November 25, 2025 at 4:56 AM
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"You can do hard things!" yeah but I don't want to. I just want to chill.
November 2, 2025 at 9:49 PM
bleak shit
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
uuuugggghhhh it’s three years away, I’m gonna pretend I didn’t see this
New Hampshire - Democratic Presidential Polling:

Buttigieg: 28%
Newsom: 24%
Harris: 6%
Pritzker: 4%
Booker: 4%
Shapiro: 3%
Klobuchar: 2%
Beshear: 2%
Whitmer: 2%

St. Anselm / Nov 19, 2025
November 25, 2025 at 4:55 AM
like wtf is it like to have your face smushed into a flesh tube
November 25, 2025 at 4:54 AM
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It really is that fucking simple, friends.
November 25, 2025 at 3:54 AM
I mean these are little freeze dried duck hearts just thrown in baskets and open to the elements
November 25, 2025 at 3:18 AM
nooooooooo
November 25, 2025 at 2:36 AM
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November 25, 2025 at 1:36 AM
big* accounts
November 25, 2025 at 1:38 AM
❤️
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I think this is the other part of it for me. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve done a clapback on TikTok and the original commenter has been like “whoa whoa I’m sorry, I didn’t think you’d see it or care”

hey yeah turns out people with big accounts are still people
idk as a nobody i have always liked that you remind people that both they, and you, are a human person
November 25, 2025 at 1:37 AM
also hey, you are not a nobody
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
thank you, I appreciate that
November 25, 2025 at 1:35 AM
I understand that this is a problematic position to take. I am mortal and I am working on it. block and go. block and go. just fucking block and WAIT THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO aaauuuggghh no block and go
November 25, 2025 at 1:32 AM