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Charlotte Moore-Lambert

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bookseller, audiobook narrator, tiktoker, commie, queer, chaotic good. she/they. 🇵🇸 https://linktr.ee/cavatica

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · Nov 15

hi, my name is Charlotte Moore-Lambert. you may know me from such hits as these screenshots that now make content thieves very popular on Instagram

a tweet from me, dated December 21, 2018:

“yes but WHERE on Eileen”

a tweet from me:

<the domestication of dogs>
wolf: I’m gonna eat your babies
human: what if, instead of that: blankets and peanut butter
wolf: ……..I’m listening

a tweet from me:

me: I’m hungry
fridge: great news, I’m full of foods you selected
me: no, not like that

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Olivia Messer @oliviamesser.bsky.social · 5h

whew

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Human Rights Watch ‘Cannot Accept’ Donations From Aziz Ansari and Other Comedians Who Performed at Riyadh Comedy Festival

Human Rights Watch says it 'cannot accept' donations from Aziz Ansari and other comedians who performed at the Riyadh Comedy Festival in Saudi Arabia.

variety.com

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 5h

None of us can do everything but each of us can do SOMETHING.

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Kat Abughazaleh @katmabu.bsky.social · 12h

I’m glad to hear that Hamas and Israeli negotiators have reached an agreement in Egypt to release the hostages and put an end to this brutal suffering.

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Alan Baxter @alanbaxter.bsky.social · 6h

*make* the proof

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 12h

RFK Jr on Tylenol and autism: "It is not proof. We're doing the studies to make the proof."

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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 6h

Okay this is a good headline

Guardian Australia @australia.theguardian.com · 6h

You won’t believe what degrading practice the Pope just condemned

Communication must be freed from clickbait and misguided thinking, head of Catholic church tells journalists The Pope has condemned clickbait as a “degrading” part of journalism, at a private audience with global newswires. Australian media representatives were among those to hear directly from Pope Leo XIV at the Vatican on Thursday with about 150 members of newswire alliance MINDS International. Continue reading...

www.theguardian.com

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 10h

okay but he is SO CUTE

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Bryan Based International Order 🇨🇦 @bryanpeeler.bsky.social · 11h

To the surprise of no one...

FinTwitter @fintwitter.bsky.social · 11h

Israel's Ben Gvir: 'We are happy about the release of all the hostages, but we will vote against the release of murderers. The Prime Minister committed to me that Hamas will be dismantled. If it doesn't happen? We will dismantle the government'

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Lauren McKenzie @themckenziest.gay · 10h

Israel just bombed a home and now there are 40 people under the rubble.

They’re demolishing Gaza as quickly as they can while delaying their “peace” negotiations

UPDATE | The Israeli cabinet meeting to ratify the ceasefire agreement did not convene, despite an hour having passed since the scheduled time.
Additionally, the government session to approve the agreement, scheduled for 5:00 pm, was postponed to 6:30 PM, then to 8:00 PM.

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Prisonculture @prisonculture.bsky.social · 11h

Of course Adams supporters give most of their support to Cuomo. Complete pathetic people.

Peter Sterne @petersterne.com · 11h

NEW mayoral poll from Quinnipiac, conducted Oct. 3–7 with a 3.9% margin of error: poll.qu.edu/poll-release...

Zohran Mamdani - 46%

Andrew Cuomo - 33%

Curtis Sliwa - 15%

NYC Mayor's Race: Adams Exits, Cuomo Gains, Mamdani Up By Double Digits, Quinnipiac University New York City Poll Finds; Who Would Best Represent NYC's Interests Under Trump? Mamdani & Cuomo Ess...

"The numbers changed but the contours of the race haven't. Andrew Cuomo picked up the bulk of Adams' supporters cutting into Zohran Mamdani's lead, but Mamdani's frontrunner status by double digits st...

poll.qu.edu

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 11h

my dog actually IS talkative but I still apologize because her guau guau mrrrrrrmmph sounds can absolutely sound scary and she should not be doing that at first contact!!

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 11h

I chose a metal slip collar (NOT a pronged one) for Star because it’ll last forever and be better at getting her attention when she’s too excited to meet another dog. I was a little anxious bc it seems draconian and makes her look like a Scary Bulldog but sure enough, it’s correct and I’m stupid lol

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 11h

I used heavy duty hemp martingale collars on Annie for most of her life, but they were so expensive and I was always exasperated when (after a few years) they would finally break. so when a friend gave us a harness that didn’t fit her dog anymore, I just kind of kept using that

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 11h

I put the thing on her and there was an instant improvement in her attentiveness and obedience. immediate. IMMEDIATE. I barely have to correct her at all. I fucking hate it when prevailing wisdom prevails, because it just proves I’ve been a dingus this whole time

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 11h

Star walks on the harness she inherited from Annie, which has mostly been fine since she’s usually not much of a puller. but it’s garbage for training/redirecting and I knew, I KNEW, she needed a slip collar. so today one of our quests was to go get one and gdi, it worked immediately, I’m so mad

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 15h

she is enjoying re-learning her manners while getting exercise and treats! I am enjoying my vintage purple Capezio fanny pack! everyone wins!

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 11h

JESUS

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14h

yep, same

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14h

por qué no los dos???

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14h

it’ll be fine

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14h

LARRY. LARRY GO INSIDE. YOUR HEARING AIDS ARE IN THERE. ALSO THE WALLS THAT CAN CONTAIN YOUR DOG

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14h

oh yeah, you know who else sucks at this? tiny white college students who are 90 lbs. soaking wet being dragged by a 110-lb. pyrenees with murder in its eyes

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14h

I never presume to know the reason for any given dog’s reactivity, and I know that it is a deeply stressful and embarrassing thing to have to live with, but I sure as fuck can tell who’s doing their best and who thinks the world is their dog’s Octagon

Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 14h

she is enjoying re-learning her manners while getting exercise and treats! I am enjoying my vintage purple Capezio fanny pack! everyone wins!

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 15h

recently Star decided she is comfortable enough in her situation that maybe it’s cool to jump on people or get real fuckin hype to say hi to other dogs while on leash, so I got a $12 fanny pack at a vintage store, filled that bad boy with training treats, and now every outing is Don’t Be Shitty 101

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 15h

I saw a tiktok the other day from a girl who was like “hey heads-up, you need to actually do shit with your dogs” and so many comments were some variation of “I needed this reminder” and “thanks for this”

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Charlotte Moore-Lambert @charlottereads.com · 15h

in NC, can confirm the dog situation is absolutely out of fucking control. not only are leashes now a suggestion, so is basic training and socialization. when Star and I take walks, bored dogs we’ve never seen outside shout at us from their living rooms, and the ones we do see outside are reactive

Bo Bolander @bbolander.bsky.social · 15h

watching over the past year as half of the other dog owners in brooklyn decided that leashes on the sidewalk were more of an occasional suggestion than a law definitely tells me that shit is long gone, combined with how many times i've nearly gotten run down at crosswalks in the past three months

Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 1d

Watching antisocial driver behavior in the school drop-off line makes it really clear that the pandemic destroyed whatever few shreds remained of the social compact, just pathological selfishness on display every day

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