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Critical Role fanart and whatever debaucherous nonsense is in my head 🔞
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beansinthemail.bsky.social
Drah-gon, not lizard 🐉 The values aren’t nearly as ranged as I wanted them to be but this was fun:) #art #digitalart
Digital drawing of a water dragon in shades of desaturated blue. Waves crash around it as it rears its head to look to the side. Wisps of white trail from its bright eyes.
December 19, 2025 at 4:38 AM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Somebody teach me to paint like umikochan im begging you #art #nsfwart
Greyscale nude drawing of beautiful elven woman. She is lounging on the ground with a knee propped up, gazing at the viewer. She has a large stomach and dark hair pulled back into a bun with wisps of hair escaping it. She wears a lot of jewelry.
December 6, 2025 at 5:10 AM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Every time I leave my house I deserve a treat
a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch in front of a picture of a couple .
ALT: a woman in a red dress is sitting on a couch in front of a picture of a couple .
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December 5, 2025 at 8:56 PM
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nicodelort.bsky.social
"I usually don't but I asked chatg-" shut up! shut upshutup shut up
Just Shut tf Up
I don't give a shit

SHUT

UP
December 4, 2025 at 9:35 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
The only thing keeping me sane in this capitalist hellscape is drawing slutty men #art #nsfwart
NSFW warning. Thick, muscular man with olive brown skin and dark hair and beard laying down and gripping his slick cock. He is panting and glancing to the side.
December 5, 2025 at 3:28 AM
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gracelp.bsky.social
All I want for Christmas is for the worst people in the world to experience some consequences
December 3, 2025 at 8:03 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
I was scouring my house, looking for my game boy when I found my DS. Light pink. No stylus. Pokémon pearl inserted. Booted it up. After years of not even looking at it, it held a full charge.

I feel old saying it, but they don’t make em like that anymore 🕹️
November 30, 2025 at 5:48 AM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Without downloading any new pics describe your gender
Jesus sitting on a rock looking tired after
November 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
ARGHH I was gonna watch the first Mighty Nein episode today and I didn’t realize they were only posting it for the weekend 😭😭 #criticalrole #criticalrolecampaign2 #cr2
November 17, 2025 at 3:49 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Man I miss the old fanart days. There was so much character in them #criticalrole
November 17, 2025 at 1:56 AM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
I know some people are excited to show their cards when they have new DnD characters, but I appreciate how Matt and Sam are still holding theirs close. Like how Matt won’t be swayed by Azune, or how Sam still holds to the tenants of his religion. Makes their arcs more interesting #criticalrole
November 14, 2025 at 7:18 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Finally watched all of Legends of Vox Machina. The animation style is SO GOOD and hilarious 😂 #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #criticalrole
November 14, 2025 at 4:35 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Rewatching campaign 3, forgot about how whor-knee I was for this orc 😮‍💨 Eshteross could action surge on me all da— #criticalrole #criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #cr3 #criticalrolecampaign3
Portrait of Lord Eshteross, an orcish man from Critical Role campaign 3. He has greyish-green skin and a large, proud nose with pointed ears and large tusks that jut out from an exaggerated underbite. His handsome face is lined with a broad jaw and side burns that turn into a salt and pepper beard that connects at the chin.
November 8, 2025 at 4:13 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
SCHEMER AZUNE THAT’S WHAT I’M FECKIN’ TALKIN’ ABOUT #criticalrole #criticalrolecampaign4 #cr4
a woman in a black tank top that says earth rich
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November 7, 2025 at 4:43 AM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
A lil Vaelus pregame before tonight’s session, we love a hot nun #criticalrole #criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #cr4 #criticalrolecampaign4
Vaelus from critical role. She has an all black outfit and white straight hair, purple skin. Chains wrap around her body and she swings forward a censor towards the viewer.
November 7, 2025 at 2:16 AM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
“You don’t know the difference between letting go and forgetting.”

The words @brennanleemulligan.bsky.social spoke that made @luiscarazo.bsky.social‘s character click.
November 6, 2025 at 7:04 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Headcanon where Kattigan is responsible for Wulferic’s amputation. Their first encounter was a fight and they somehow gave each other matching face wounds 🐺 #criticalrole #criticalrolefanart #criticalroleart #cr4 #criticalrolecampaign4
Kattigan stands in a dark forest, slumped while gripping his weapon over his shoulder and behind his back, blood dripping to the ground from his other arm that dangles in front of him. His clothing is ripped. Speech bubble says, “Wiley one, ain’t cha’?” Text on the left of Kattigan says ‘Gave each other matching wounds??’ Text on the right says ‘No fang necklace, he gets the fang from Wulferic after this fight.’
November 6, 2025 at 3:01 AM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
The placeholder shop owner NPC that pops up in my mind when I play dnd or watch critical role #art #dndart
Satyr character with brown skin and straight horns. He is heavy set and strong with black curly hair. He wears an apron with a leaf and splotches of flour.
November 4, 2025 at 7:26 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Sketch of @samriegel.bsky.social I did while watching his most recent Fireside Chat— the man is a menace 😆 #criticalrole #criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart
Sketch of voice actor Sam Reigal. He is wearing a blue shirt and is smiling.
November 2, 2025 at 4:01 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
“The things that give you hope and the things that will make the world better are growing in places you cannot see. You should put your phone down and go join them— because they need your help.”

@brennanleemulligan.bsky.social made me cry again lol #brennanleemulligan

youtu.be/ebi5pAmzTjE?...
brennan lee mulligan interview where he’s casually handing out priceless wisdom like candy
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October 31, 2025 at 7:26 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Watched the fireside chat with @alexanderward.bsky.social — you cant fool me I know a fae when I see one 😠 #criticalrole #criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart
Artist cartoon-like depiction of Alex Ward during his Fireside Chat. He wears all black with a slouchy black jacket and ripped jeans. He sits on a leather chair in a dim room, lit by the glow of a fire.
October 31, 2025 at 7:08 PM
beansinthemail.bsky.social
Teor has been a gentle giant so far— looking forward to seeing the other side of him 🦁 #Teor #criticalrole #criticalroleart #criticalrolefanart #criticalrolecampaign4
Digital drawing of the lion man Teor in armor. Glowing, divine light illuminates his arm and face.
October 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM