Bear TK
@bear-xiong.bsky.social
Just a bear. LGBTQ+ being. Cars, music, retrotech, alternative. Makes stories, poems, and questionable life choices. Help me learn Mandarin!
Make a film or musical seasonal by altering one word:
Hedwig and the Angry Grinch
Hedwig and the Angry Grinch
December 18, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Make a film or musical seasonal by altering one word:
Hedwig and the Angry Grinch
Hedwig and the Angry Grinch
I honestly think if you remove their human masks this is the real identity of Sex Matters:
December 18, 2025 at 9:41 AM
I honestly think if you remove their human masks this is the real identity of Sex Matters:
I think my toastie ambitions were too brave. The handle broke.
Never give up
Never surrender
Never give up
Never surrender
December 18, 2025 at 9:01 AM
I think my toastie ambitions were too brave. The handle broke.
Never give up
Never surrender
Never give up
Never surrender
"Nice shiny metal owl you have there..."
December 17, 2025 at 11:46 PM
"Nice shiny metal owl you have there..."
We're all going on a
Trip to A&E
No more peeing for a
Week or two
Lots of worry when they
Checked my biopsy
But it's only stage two-oo
Thought I needed a poo
We're going where a light shines brightly
A surgeon where the sun don't shine
Scalpel's gonna fit tightly
'Taint Xmas if I can't sing of wine
Trip to A&E
No more peeing for a
Week or two
Lots of worry when they
Checked my biopsy
But it's only stage two-oo
Thought I needed a poo
We're going where a light shines brightly
A surgeon where the sun don't shine
Scalpel's gonna fit tightly
'Taint Xmas if I can't sing of wine
December 17, 2025 at 12:58 AM
We're all going on a
Trip to A&E
No more peeing for a
Week or two
Lots of worry when they
Checked my biopsy
But it's only stage two-oo
Thought I needed a poo
We're going where a light shines brightly
A surgeon where the sun don't shine
Scalpel's gonna fit tightly
'Taint Xmas if I can't sing of wine
Trip to A&E
No more peeing for a
Week or two
Lots of worry when they
Checked my biopsy
But it's only stage two-oo
Thought I needed a poo
We're going where a light shines brightly
A surgeon where the sun don't shine
Scalpel's gonna fit tightly
'Taint Xmas if I can't sing of wine
Haven't been brave enough to see if the bandage helped
December 16, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Haven't been brave enough to see if the bandage helped
As they get older, fuel consumption and emissions can be a problem...
December 16, 2025 at 2:27 PM
As they get older, fuel consumption and emissions can be a problem...
...I'm going to guess she's into brains, and just used to society making boundaries, and just be yourself and share some stuff you have in common. Maybe a trip to Mütter museum and 3am post-club Denny's.
The internet always provides... (via Reddit)
The internet always provides... (via Reddit)
December 16, 2025 at 11:57 AM
...I'm going to guess she's into brains, and just used to society making boundaries, and just be yourself and share some stuff you have in common. Maybe a trip to Mütter museum and 3am post-club Denny's.
The internet always provides... (via Reddit)
The internet always provides... (via Reddit)
Trump can deny #EpsteinFiles connections all he likes, but I /know/ I've see this dude hanging around the former East Wing in recent pictures.
December 12, 2025 at 10:21 PM
Trump can deny #EpsteinFiles connections all he likes, but I /know/ I've see this dude hanging around the former East Wing in recent pictures.
And this room... I was thinking Brazil (film) but the masks... that isn't Charlie Chaplain, is it?
December 12, 2025 at 10:08 PM
And this room... I was thinking Brazil (film) but the masks... that isn't Charlie Chaplain, is it?
Need to get this bunny back on the road before any big projects though - just brake and fuel lines and tweaks but no money to spend on parts most of the time.
December 12, 2025 at 12:42 PM
Need to get this bunny back on the road before any big projects though - just brake and fuel lines and tweaks but no money to spend on parts most of the time.
Actually... the MOT history may have calmed me somewhat. If it were feasible to go and look at it in person, I'd still check it out - but it sounds a bit like my Ampera.
"Corroded but not excessive" for 3 years on rear inner sill and beam mounts and pipes etc... makes me think it'll look like this
"Corroded but not excessive" for 3 years on rear inner sill and beam mounts and pipes etc... makes me think it'll look like this
December 12, 2025 at 11:42 AM
Actually... the MOT history may have calmed me somewhat. If it were feasible to go and look at it in person, I'd still check it out - but it sounds a bit like my Ampera.
"Corroded but not excessive" for 3 years on rear inner sill and beam mounts and pipes etc... makes me think it'll look like this
"Corroded but not excessive" for 3 years on rear inner sill and beam mounts and pipes etc... makes me think it'll look like this
Any movie where the car is supposedly unable to stop for more than a few minutes of panic.
December 12, 2025 at 10:33 AM
Any movie where the car is supposedly unable to stop for more than a few minutes of panic.
This time I made the tea but can't remember what I played or why it sparked that feeling, so.. meh. This is as close as I can remember.
Do love this synth though, I know modern things moved on and progressed a PPG Wave was a dream. In the late '90s I was offered a Synclavier for less than a PPG.
Do love this synth though, I know modern things moved on and progressed a PPG Wave was a dream. In the late '90s I was offered a Synclavier for less than a PPG.
December 12, 2025 at 10:18 AM
This time I made the tea but can't remember what I played or why it sparked that feeling, so.. meh. This is as close as I can remember.
Do love this synth though, I know modern things moved on and progressed a PPG Wave was a dream. In the late '90s I was offered a Synclavier for less than a PPG.
Do love this synth though, I know modern things moved on and progressed a PPG Wave was a dream. In the late '90s I was offered a Synclavier for less than a PPG.
Aliens arrive:
"Take us to your leader, your planet is in crisis"
UN: "Please... can you help us?"
"We can solve ice caps and ocean, renewable energy, or social equality in exchange for £1bn of gold"
UN: "Amazing, we will vote and choose"
UK: "Hang on... are you... the female of your species?"
"Take us to your leader, your planet is in crisis"
UN: "Please... can you help us?"
"We can solve ice caps and ocean, renewable energy, or social equality in exchange for £1bn of gold"
UN: "Amazing, we will vote and choose"
UK: "Hang on... are you... the female of your species?"
December 11, 2025 at 10:09 AM
Aliens arrive:
"Take us to your leader, your planet is in crisis"
UN: "Please... can you help us?"
"We can solve ice caps and ocean, renewable energy, or social equality in exchange for £1bn of gold"
UN: "Amazing, we will vote and choose"
UK: "Hang on... are you... the female of your species?"
"Take us to your leader, your planet is in crisis"
UN: "Please... can you help us?"
"We can solve ice caps and ocean, renewable energy, or social equality in exchange for £1bn of gold"
UN: "Amazing, we will vote and choose"
UK: "Hang on... are you... the female of your species?"
I think it has passed the MeowT test
December 11, 2025 at 9:57 AM
I think it has passed the MeowT test
How it started: How it's going:
December 11, 2025 at 9:44 AM
How it started: How it's going:
"St. Thomas Aquinas, on the other hand, feels differently than I do about forgiveness"
December 10, 2025 at 6:50 PM
"St. Thomas Aquinas, on the other hand, feels differently than I do about forgiveness"
December 10, 2025 at 5:55 PM
You know, Sir Clive Sinclair was like a techbro of the '70s and '80s. I wonder what he would think of Musk and various AI things.
Can you imagine a Sinclair version of AI? We already have the Sinclair EV, after all...
Can you imagine a Sinclair version of AI? We already have the Sinclair EV, after all...
December 10, 2025 at 9:42 AM
You know, Sir Clive Sinclair was like a techbro of the '70s and '80s. I wonder what he would think of Musk and various AI things.
Can you imagine a Sinclair version of AI? We already have the Sinclair EV, after all...
Can you imagine a Sinclair version of AI? We already have the Sinclair EV, after all...
This is what an annoying ABS fault looks like.
Steady line is system voltage - just making sure there's no relationship between new OSF sensor dropping out and possible voltage fluctuations.
Steady line is system voltage - just making sure there's no relationship between new OSF sensor dropping out and possible voltage fluctuations.
December 9, 2025 at 7:03 PM
This is what an annoying ABS fault looks like.
Steady line is system voltage - just making sure there's no relationship between new OSF sensor dropping out and possible voltage fluctuations.
Steady line is system voltage - just making sure there's no relationship between new OSF sensor dropping out and possible voltage fluctuations.
You will be visited by three spirits:
December 9, 2025 at 6:07 PM
You will be visited by three spirits:
Playdate with my friends Becky and Katie
They had these:
They had these:
December 7, 2025 at 12:07 AM
Playdate with my friends Becky and Katie
They had these:
They had these: