Thomas
beardimation.bsky.social
Thomas
@beardimation.bsky.social
When a movie does that bit where a silhouette of a person in the audience interacts with the screen.
a man in a suit and tie is sitting in a red chair with his hand on his chin
Alt: Cinema Paradiso. A man is seated in a theater watching a movie and looks awed and impressed by what he is seeing.
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March 19, 2025 at 3:24 PM
Me on a bus that is sinking into molten lava: "Um, lack of planning on your part does not constitute an emergency on my part"
July 9, 2024 at 8:40 PM
I know every day my first cup of coffee makes me feel focused and alert and my second cup of coffee makes me feel cloudy, anxious and miserable, but maybe this time it will be different.
May 8, 2024 at 6:31 PM
Boy and the Heron!
March 10, 2024 at 11:41 PM
Stories about AI in science fiction are always asking "What if a robot had feelings?" or "What if robots enslaved humanity?" and haven't really prepared us for the possibility of "What if robots made boring, derivative art and writing?"
January 19, 2024 at 8:31 PM
I'm not touching that trolley lever. I would probably mess it up somehow and people would be mad at me.
January 19, 2024 at 3:27 PM
Calendar makers when the month has 31 days and starts on a Friday: 🫤
November 19, 2023 at 7:14 PM
MOUNDSHROUD: Child, do you even know why you're dressed as ... what were you again?

CHILD: Skye from Paw Patrol.

MOUNDSHROUD: Ok, and the puppy has a jetpack?

CHILD: Yes, and she can fly a helicopter.

MOUNDSHROUD: Ah yes, well you know who else had legends of flying dogs, the ancient Armenians!
October 31, 2023 at 7:47 PM
Someday I will have something meaningful to post here.
August 29, 2023 at 9:11 PM