never forget what they took from you (Poob)

It was too hard to get the cats to remember their lines

Love when the category is something like “words in the dictionary” or “species of fish with some of the letters replaced with different letters”

Having stress flashbacks to being in the car with my dad and trying to decipher a paper map when I’ve been given the job of navigator.

the world wide web truly is the town square of the 21st century

My solution is to keep using the same iPod forever and hope it never breaks.

But doctor, I am Godzilla

Less wind resistance so the flavor gets to your mouth faster.

The sun only does that when it’s very distressed.

You couldn’t make the Martian today, because we now know that martian soil contains high levels of toxic perchlorates that would make the potatoes unsafe to eat.

tin can phones do not work that way

I keep getting distracted by that weird finger/armpit tangent.

Paul Reubens sets the photo on JJ Jameson’s desk.

“Another photo for you, Mr. Jameson.”

“Wonderful. Now bring me more photos of that menace, Peewee Herman!”

“Ok. And remember next time for the headline his name has a dash in it.”