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THAT Rose Main 😘💅
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43. He/they. Femme. Heart attack survivor. Married, poly and taking boyfriend apps. I believe in faeries, but I don't believe in straight people.

Hyperfixations: Marvel. Lorcana, FFXIV, JRPGs, tabletop games that aren't D&D. Nail polish. Nerdy boys ❤️
We are at the intersection of "every single.opinion is valid regardless of context or credentials" and "people will believe any lie you tell so long as it's short form and sassy." And that is a very dangerous place to be, kids.
September 19, 2025 at 2:06 PM
I have been reminded that I have a Bluesky account. Cue Rita Repulsa meme.
July 14, 2025 at 7:06 PM
So I guess people playing make believe, choosing their own names and wearing gorgeous gowns is okay when it's Christian, right?
May 9, 2025 at 3:16 PM
I hate getting woofed at by a really cute guy on Scruff because I go right into "don't fuck it up" mode and then I probably fuck it up.
April 15, 2025 at 4:04 PM
Research shows that one of the biggest reasons Millennials seem to age more slowly is higher purity water intake. So like...I guess drinking from the hose IS gonna kill y'all 😂
April 14, 2025 at 6:03 PM
I was gonna try an all Gadabout run in Dragon Quest 3 but like...I could just turn on the news and get the same effect.
February 27, 2025 at 4:34 PM
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February 27, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Therapist: So between your CPTSD, RSD, and your strong sense of personal justice, rejection is generally a VERY strong trigger for you. Here's how we're going to work through -

Me: IF THEY BREAK A PROMISE THEY SHOULD LOSE A KIDNEY. 🤬
February 27, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Okay, how could I not crush on this man?
They keep calling me a “bleeding heart liberal hippy” and maybe they’re right. I even wear labradorite crystal around my neck for protection. But I’m also a small town southern boy and I’ve got six 17 round clips of hollow points incase that Crystal doesn’t work #fafo #punchnazis
February 21, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Nice to know after all these years I still crush on stand-up comics way too easily.
February 20, 2025 at 12:01 AM
No Smash at EVO this year. The world is healing ❤️
February 17, 2025 at 6:00 PM
150!
If you were a “gifted and talented” child, how many milligrams is your adult antidepressant
February 17, 2025 at 5:58 PM
Ryu Hayabussy.
February 15, 2025 at 12:40 AM
I was only giving Dying Light 2 a try out of boredom, but now that I've heard Metric on the in-game radio I'm obligated to complete it.
February 13, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Elon really out here using his son as a meat shield in case anyone takes the shot.
February 13, 2025 at 5:10 PM
"Get a load of this guy." Yeah, that's the goal.
February 12, 2025 at 3:52 AM
Really? Right in front of my tummy Tuesday?
February 11, 2025 at 4:51 PM
I dunno why every Good Value ketchup bottle recently has bust all over me like a closeted college guy, but much like that situation my wardrobe is in serious danger here.
February 11, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I wish I could figure out what happened to my creativity. I feel like an empty vessel compared to the abundance that surrounds me.
February 10, 2025 at 7:42 PM
Hey, who the hell leaked my five year plan?!
February 6, 2025 at 2:02 AM
Repost a pic with your age.

Ugh...43.
February 5, 2025 at 7:13 PM
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hitler didn't blow his brains out terrified in a bunker because everyone else had a plucky attitude and held hands
February 1, 2025 at 7:30 AM
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people wrongly assume being poly means i just get laid all the time. what it really means is i fall in love with anyone who’s ever been nice to me
January 31, 2025 at 4:05 AM
The problem I have with most cozy games with romance options is that I have to try really hard to find a guy I would actually date. Well, except Shane because he is my one and only.

But like...Coral Island has me really hating that I'm poly. I want to date them ALL.
January 30, 2025 at 6:30 PM
In this political climate, the only thing I want to hear a cis man say to me is "here, take this gun."
January 29, 2025 at 3:00 PM