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@bearly-functional.bsky.social
31 - He/Him - Pansexual - NSFW 🔞 - MDNI
Woe, fat man nudes be upon ye.
An introverted video game, TTRPG, and book nerd.
I suck at flirting, sorry. 🥸
https://throne.com/bearly-functional
Woe, fat man nudes be upon ye.
An introverted video game, TTRPG, and book nerd.
I suck at flirting, sorry. 🥸
https://throne.com/bearly-functional
I am finally free.
(I actually enjoy shoveling and being in the snow, but now I can just go back to playing video games. ⛄)
(I actually enjoy shoveling and being in the snow, but now I can just go back to playing video games. ⛄)
January 26, 2026 at 4:57 PM
I am finally free.
(I actually enjoy shoveling and being in the snow, but now I can just go back to playing video games. ⛄)
(I actually enjoy shoveling and being in the snow, but now I can just go back to playing video games. ⛄)
#MonochromeMonday again already, huh?
January 19, 2026 at 1:53 PM
#MonochromeMonday again already, huh?
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
January 18, 2026 at 2:04 AM
No new pictures.
Where are you at mentally?
Where are you at mentally?
Putting on music for meditation, but it's just audio recordings of deepthroating.
January 18, 2026 at 12:24 AM
Putting on music for meditation, but it's just audio recordings of deepthroating.
I haven't played WoW in years, but I still think about this harpy design all the time.
I need her to be mean to me so bad, man. You don't understand.
I need her to be mean to me so bad, man. You don't understand.
January 16, 2026 at 1:13 AM
I haven't played WoW in years, but I still think about this harpy design all the time.
I need her to be mean to me so bad, man. You don't understand.
I need her to be mean to me so bad, man. You don't understand.
I woke up so horny this morning and I can’t stop edging. 🫠
#nsfw #cock #masturbation #edging #hairy #goonsky #masturbating
#nsfw #cock #masturbation #edging #hairy #goonsky #masturbating
January 12, 2026 at 2:38 PM
I woke up so horny this morning and I can’t stop edging. 🫠
#nsfw #cock #masturbation #edging #hairy #goonsky #masturbating
#nsfw #cock #masturbation #edging #hairy #goonsky #masturbating
Started watching Record of Lodoss War and I need her so bad, bro.
January 12, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Started watching Record of Lodoss War and I need her so bad, bro.
Apparently I say fuck a lot when I cum.
January 10, 2026 at 2:22 AM
Apparently I say fuck a lot when I cum.
Alright, one of my sisters has been constantly telling me how disturbing this book is, so I’m gonna give it a try. She typically has very mundane and tame media interests, so I’m curious if it’s actually anything I’ll balk at. 🤔
January 9, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Alright, one of my sisters has been constantly telling me how disturbing this book is, so I’m gonna give it a try. She typically has very mundane and tame media interests, so I’m curious if it’s actually anything I’ll balk at. 🤔
Great... just great... 💀
January 9, 2026 at 12:44 AM
Great... just great... 💀
Here, you can have a voice reveal.
Reading a snippet of The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers, since it's in the public domain. 👑
Reading a snippet of The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers, since it's in the public domain. 👑
January 8, 2026 at 10:17 PM
Here, you can have a voice reveal.
Reading a snippet of The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers, since it's in the public domain. 👑
Reading a snippet of The King in Yellow by Robert W. Chambers, since it's in the public domain. 👑
Me when I’m dreaming about eating pussy and ass:
January 8, 2026 at 4:39 AM
Me when I’m dreaming about eating pussy and ass:
Think of how much good could be done with all of this money.
January 7, 2026 at 7:23 PM
Think of how much good could be done with all of this money.
Friendly reminder that ICE as an agency is only 22 years old and we would benefit infinitely more as a society by abolishing it and moving all of its funding to SNAP, Section 8, healthcare, or any other social good.
January 7, 2026 at 7:16 PM
Friendly reminder that ICE as an agency is only 22 years old and we would benefit infinitely more as a society by abolishing it and moving all of its funding to SNAP, Section 8, healthcare, or any other social good.
It’s big, hairy guys with big, hairy tiddies season. 🐻❄️
#nsfw #hairy #irlnsfw #bear #gaynsfw #pansexual #monochromemonday
#nsfw #hairy #irlnsfw #bear #gaynsfw #pansexual #monochromemonday
January 5, 2026 at 3:06 PM
It’s big, hairy guys with big, hairy tiddies season. 🐻❄️
#nsfw #hairy #irlnsfw #bear #gaynsfw #pansexual #monochromemonday
#nsfw #hairy #irlnsfw #bear #gaynsfw #pansexual #monochromemonday
There are warm, hairy man armpits in your area waiting for you to bury your face in them.
#hairy #bear #armpit #irlnsfw #nsfw #armpitfetish #scentkink
#hairy #bear #armpit #irlnsfw #nsfw #armpitfetish #scentkink
January 3, 2026 at 4:27 PM
There are warm, hairy man armpits in your area waiting for you to bury your face in them.
#hairy #bear #armpit #irlnsfw #nsfw #armpitfetish #scentkink
#hairy #bear #armpit #irlnsfw #nsfw #armpitfetish #scentkink
