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Woe, fat man be upon ye.
Woe, fat man be upon ye.
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I never even contemplated the fact that Pacino could be hot before watching Serpico. But after watching it a few years ago, I still haven't forgotten. I mean, god damn.
December 31, 2025 at 10:32 PM
I never even contemplated the fact that Pacino could be hot before watching Serpico. But after watching it a few years ago, I still haven't forgotten. I mean, god damn.
I think 2026 is the year I finally rewatch The X-Files. 👽
December 31, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I think 2026 is the year I finally rewatch The X-Files. 👽
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31st December
last sketch of 2025! see you next year
last sketch of 2025! see you next year
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
31st December
last sketch of 2025! see you next year
last sketch of 2025! see you next year
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A well deserved nap from a hard day of dispatching 😴 #dispatch #robertrobertson #mechaman #blondeblazer #mechablazer #dispatchfanart
December 9, 2025 at 5:21 AM
A well deserved nap from a hard day of dispatching 😴 #dispatch #robertrobertson #mechaman #blondeblazer #mechablazer #dispatchfanart
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Gloryholes have always been so hot to me, but unfortunately, I think I'd always be way too paranoid about catching something to actually go to one. 🙃
December 31, 2025 at 8:52 PM
Gloryholes have always been so hot to me, but unfortunately, I think I'd always be way too paranoid about catching something to actually go to one. 🙃
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This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
December 30, 2025 at 9:53 PM
This is why they want us talking about day care scams.
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It's "politics shouldn't be such a big deal" and what they can't accept is that the politics of the moment are the problem not the attitude of the kids.
Roe was overturned three years ago! Politics are quite salient to relationships!
Roe was overturned three years ago! Politics are quite salient to relationships!
It's remarkable how consistently older media folks seem to think "wildly differing moral standards" shouldn't be a barrier to relationships.
Or really, shouldn't be a barrier for liberals. Because these are always a scolding of young liberal women.
Or really, shouldn't be a barrier for liberals. Because these are always a scolding of young liberal women.
December 31, 2025 at 4:41 PM
It's "politics shouldn't be such a big deal" and what they can't accept is that the politics of the moment are the problem not the attitude of the kids.
Roe was overturned three years ago! Politics are quite salient to relationships!
Roe was overturned three years ago! Politics are quite salient to relationships!
Bro, there's so much porn out there made by real people and you're beating your meat to genAI trash? Come on.
People are handing you the most amazing and varied meals and you're choosing to eat from the bottom of the most disgusting dumpster.
People are handing you the most amazing and varied meals and you're choosing to eat from the bottom of the most disgusting dumpster.
December 31, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Bro, there's so much porn out there made by real people and you're beating your meat to genAI trash? Come on.
People are handing you the most amazing and varied meals and you're choosing to eat from the bottom of the most disgusting dumpster.
People are handing you the most amazing and varied meals and you're choosing to eat from the bottom of the most disgusting dumpster.
I would suck every single atom out of FFXVI Cid.
December 31, 2025 at 5:04 PM
I would suck every single atom out of FFXVI Cid.
Frotting: 10/10 ✔
Frotting with cum as lube: 100/10 🔥✔✔✔✔✔
Frotting with cum as lube: 100/10 🔥✔✔✔✔✔
December 31, 2025 at 5:01 PM
Frotting: 10/10 ✔
Frotting with cum as lube: 100/10 🔥✔✔✔✔✔
Frotting with cum as lube: 100/10 🔥✔✔✔✔✔
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No one at the gym is more intimidating to me than people who casually do like 2 hours sessions on the stairmaster.
December 31, 2025 at 2:59 PM
No one at the gym is more intimidating to me than people who casually do like 2 hours sessions on the stairmaster.
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Would you breed a puppy doll ?
December 31, 2025 at 2:15 PM
Would you breed a puppy doll ?
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Phew, in the nick of time! Merry Christmas from Jessica!
December 24, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Phew, in the nick of time! Merry Christmas from Jessica!
I pretty easily hit my 30 book reading goal this year, so I'm hoping to hit 50 in 2026.
Kinda also wanna get more into short stories, since I also want to start writing them. 🤔
Kinda also wanna get more into short stories, since I also want to start writing them. 🤔
December 31, 2025 at 1:38 PM
I pretty easily hit my 30 book reading goal this year, so I'm hoping to hit 50 in 2026.
Kinda also wanna get more into short stories, since I also want to start writing them. 🤔
Kinda also wanna get more into short stories, since I also want to start writing them. 🤔
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A trade with my friend ^^ Ms. Poppets from Nevermore comic on Webtoon!
October 17, 2024 at 5:05 PM
A trade with my friend ^^ Ms. Poppets from Nevermore comic on Webtoon!
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Happy Fat Cock Friday 🦌
Show me yours
Show me yours
December 26, 2025 at 9:53 AM
Happy Fat Cock Friday 🦌
Show me yours
Show me yours
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Wow who could have ever predicted that the bullshit robot would somehow become just another vehicle for advertising
“This could look like a user asking how much ibuprofen to take for a headache receiving a promoted ad for Advil in the chatbot’s response. Meanwhile, actual results on correct dosage may be brushed to the side, or buried under a mountain of ad text…”
OpenAI Reportedly Planning to Make ChatGPT "Prioritize" Advertisers in Conversation
OpenAI employees working on ChatGPT report plans to unleash sponsored advertisements above organic results.
futurism.com
December 31, 2025 at 5:18 AM
Wow who could have ever predicted that the bullshit robot would somehow become just another vehicle for advertising
I still want them to put me on a leash and spit in my mouth.
December 31, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I still want them to put me on a leash and spit in my mouth.