BoatSim Boosterism
@beasmeeply.bsky.social
I'm just a simple swamp child trying to learn manners.
Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
Seriously I try very hard not to be tedious and off-putting but look we all fall short of our goals sometimes
we met aliens, and they were the kind with huge blunts you saw on tshirts in like 2009
they let us know via email
they let us know via email
November 23, 2025 at 7:30 PM
we met aliens, and they were the kind with huge blunts you saw on tshirts in like 2009
they let us know via email
they let us know via email
you just have to get like
REALLY mad first
REALLY mad first
November 23, 2025 at 5:03 PM
you just have to get like
REALLY mad first
REALLY mad first
old time shoes was battle crocs
November 23, 2025 at 3:21 AM
old time shoes was battle crocs
I like when Pedro Pascal clearly wants to do the old time tv voice the whole time but several people told him no that's weird
November 23, 2025 at 2:11 AM
I like when Pedro Pascal clearly wants to do the old time tv voice the whole time but several people told him no that's weird
Absolutely mad with power
November 23, 2025 at 1:37 AM
Absolutely mad with power
Mental bandaid:
I also want for Christmas: it's you!
I also want for Christmas: it's you!
November 23, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Mental bandaid:
I also want for Christmas: it's you!
I also want for Christmas: it's you!
gonna also need angelsseggREAL.usf (35mb) and this AVIzlib_codec.exe (47kb)
you wanna see it or not
you wanna see it or not
November 23, 2025 at 1:03 AM
gonna also need angelsseggREAL.usf (35mb) and this AVIzlib_codec.exe (47kb)
you wanna see it or not
you wanna see it or not
this is like that one gun in the fortress of solitude that can kill superman but it's a song and it kills me
November 23, 2025 at 12:58 AM
this is like that one gun in the fortress of solitude that can kill superman but it's a song and it kills me
well this sounds crazy and I don't believe it, but my solution would be to never talk about ice again since the alternative SEEMS TO BE FROWNED ON
November 23, 2025 at 12:54 AM
well this sounds crazy and I don't believe it, but my solution would be to never talk about ice again since the alternative SEEMS TO BE FROWNED ON
TNG dialogue cares nothing for character limits, as long as Brent can talk fast enough
November 22, 2025 at 10:27 PM
TNG dialogue cares nothing for character limits, as long as Brent can talk fast enough
grateful for those who appreciate what little dudes have to offer
November 22, 2025 at 8:50 PM
grateful for those who appreciate what little dudes have to offer
My Guys' Highlights
November 22, 2025 at 8:46 PM
My Guys' Highlights
Will you be treating the body of Colin Spacetwinks tweets narrating conversations between JC Denton, Bob Page, Joseph Manderley, and others as part of the canon, or as apocrypha?
November 22, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Will you be treating the body of Colin Spacetwinks tweets narrating conversations between JC Denton, Bob Page, Joseph Manderley, and others as part of the canon, or as apocrypha?
Thesis: the Rebellion is the Confederacy
Antithesis: the Alliance to Restore the Republic is the Lincoln Republican party
Synthesis: Princess Leia is a revanchist ethnonationalist and her followers are morally ruined people
Antithesis: the Alliance to Restore the Republic is the Lincoln Republican party
Synthesis: Princess Leia is a revanchist ethnonationalist and her followers are morally ruined people
November 22, 2025 at 2:54 AM
Thesis: the Rebellion is the Confederacy
Antithesis: the Alliance to Restore the Republic is the Lincoln Republican party
Synthesis: Princess Leia is a revanchist ethnonationalist and her followers are morally ruined people
Antithesis: the Alliance to Restore the Republic is the Lincoln Republican party
Synthesis: Princess Leia is a revanchist ethnonationalist and her followers are morally ruined people
Absolutely devastating to find out I have not been *cynical enough* about congressional Republicans
November 22, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Absolutely devastating to find out I have not been *cynical enough* about congressional Republicans
definitely a strong starting position. brains are more plastic than we assume!
November 22, 2025 at 1:13 AM
definitely a strong starting position. brains are more plastic than we assume!
you'll get there! an insane piece of advice I received that turned out to be an ultimate solution: learn to be ambidextrous
November 22, 2025 at 1:11 AM
you'll get there! an insane piece of advice I received that turned out to be an ultimate solution: learn to be ambidextrous
I could fix him
November 21, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I could fix him
party of Lincoln tonite? 👀
party of Lincoln tonight queen?
party of Lincoln tonight queen?
November 21, 2025 at 10:02 PM
party of Lincoln tonite? 👀
party of Lincoln tonight queen?
party of Lincoln tonight queen?
ty for including cock shame, it's my favorite
November 21, 2025 at 9:25 PM
ty for including cock shame, it's my favorite