I always thought I'd do decent in a zombie apocalypse scenario but then I got a bidet installed in my bathroom and now I think I'd simply just let the zombies take me asap

I know. I think we should rank them by cuteness instead 💅✨

happy halloween...!

Thanks for making this bang folks! Really appreciate the love here & on YouTube. It WON'T be 5 months until my next upload I swear!

new album oct 22!~
u can pre-save here :3
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I think this lip sync tutorial can still help many, so here you go :)

Yes this does sound like a flimsy lie an obvious vampire would tell someone to explain their general absence during daylight hours, but I'll show you the packaging back in my isolated manor at the edge of town to prove it if you want.

Kenyan #journalist Alvin Kaunda was reporting live from Nairobi when a curious baby #elephant, Kindani, decided to join the broadcast. The playful elephant stuck her trunk in Alvin's mouth, making for a hilarious moment! A joyful reminder of wildlife's charm and the work of the Sheldrick Trust!

what i liked most about about graffiti was learning new reasons to respect a drawing. it’s not always about being technically good, sometimes it’s cool because an absolute batshit mess of a person did it in weird location. and it looks like shit. but wow, amazing.

Feudal culture is literally so toxic. It’s just like tithes tithes tithes and I have no time to write my screenplay and it just seems like the lords don’t even give a fuck about serfs and like I just feel like I’m breaking down & like I’m lowkey different from all the other serfs

NYC - emergency mobilization to free Mahmoud Khalil tomorrow

"Long live independent film!" - Sean Baker

#Oscars