the vast majority of callouts that aren't about Actual Celebrities With Systemic Power just have no business whatsoever being made a concern of the public. it is a nuclear option being treated as the first port of call because it makes you immune from criticism and exempt from introspection.

hanging out with people is the best thing ever

EAT THEM

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wtf let me come over

i can do a special spin attack if i charge my meter

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well youd probably win.... she is but a feeble twig cat