Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
Honorary Ziegfeld Girl
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
Also online sales today!
January 30, 2026 at 9:42 PM
Also online sales today!
Thank you🕊️
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Thank you🕊️
Needs a hat
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Needs a hat
I also prefer the briefer one.
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I also prefer the briefer one.
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
That is entirely believable. (I might be able to vet that story in the nearish future.)
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
That is entirely believable. (I might be able to vet that story in the nearish future.)
I DO know that story. Different version, with the conversation/set up being simply, “Great pipes.” And then the punchline.
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I DO know that story. Different version, with the conversation/set up being simply, “Great pipes.” And then the punchline.
Oh. I heard it took place in La Merman’s dressing room. Must be many variations of the story. But yes, there just might be a grain of accuracy in there. Though I’ve heard stories that are famous which I know for a fact are entirely fabricated.
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Oh. I heard it took place in La Merman’s dressing room. Must be many variations of the story. But yes, there just might be a grain of accuracy in there. Though I’ve heard stories that are famous which I know for a fact are entirely fabricated.
Sounds familiar but I can’t recall…
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Sounds familiar but I can’t recall…
Yes! I’ve also done that!
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes! I’ve also done that!
fuck you benay I need the softness, is something I frequently say, and to which I always receive bewildered looks, and I don’t care I keep saying it because I think it’s hilarious, and also I sometimes find the silence of not getting a laugh really funny
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
fuck you benay I need the softness, is something I frequently say, and to which I always receive bewildered looks, and I don’t care I keep saying it because I think it’s hilarious, and also I sometimes find the silence of not getting a laugh really funny
And, as it turns out, the show *must* go on!
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
And, as it turns out, the show *must* go on!
Don’t make me say it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Don’t make me say it.
No! It’ll be great!
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
No! It’ll be great!
This is amazing. Thank you!
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is amazing. Thank you!
Wow that is so cool!
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Wow that is so cool!
But @goldengateblond.bsky.social made me do it!
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
But @goldengateblond.bsky.social made me do it!
And sew your jewels into your corsets
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
And sew your jewels into your corsets