Bebe Neuwirth (she/her)
@bebeneuwirth.bsky.social
Honorary Ziegfeld Girl
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
Honorary IATSE Local 1
Old enough to have a caricature by Sam Norkin
banner 📸Christopher Calkins
She was magnificent.
February 3, 2026 at 1:17 AM
She was magnificent.
“There were bloody footprints where mercy should have stood”
I wrote this song on Saturday, recorded it yesterday and released it to you today in response to the state terror being visited on the city of Minneapolis. It’s dedicated to the people of Minneapolis, our innocent immigrant neighbors and in memory of Alex Pretti and Renee Good.
Stay free
Stay free
Bruce Springsteen - Streets Of Minneapolis (Official Audio)
YouTube video by Bruce Springsteen
youtu.be
January 28, 2026 at 6:07 PM
“There were bloody footprints where mercy should have stood”
Thank you🕊️
January 28, 2026 at 6:04 PM
Thank you🕊️
Needs a hat
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
Needs a hat
I also prefer the briefer one.
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
January 27, 2026 at 8:27 PM
I also prefer the briefer one.
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
*puts on pedant’s unnecessarily elaborate hat* The punch line “D. Y. K.”, has 3 words/syllables, giving the satisfying triplet underpinning and enhancement of rhythm to the humor.
(OMFG I can’t believe I just wrote that. Someone throw a pie in my face.)
That is entirely believable. (I might be able to vet that story in the nearish future.)
January 27, 2026 at 8:18 PM
That is entirely believable. (I might be able to vet that story in the nearish future.)
I DO know that story. Different version, with the conversation/set up being simply, “Great pipes.” And then the punchline.
January 27, 2026 at 8:16 PM
I DO know that story. Different version, with the conversation/set up being simply, “Great pipes.” And then the punchline.
Oh. I heard it took place in La Merman’s dressing room. Must be many variations of the story. But yes, there just might be a grain of accuracy in there. Though I’ve heard stories that are famous which I know for a fact are entirely fabricated.
January 27, 2026 at 7:32 PM
Oh. I heard it took place in La Merman’s dressing room. Must be many variations of the story. But yes, there just might be a grain of accuracy in there. Though I’ve heard stories that are famous which I know for a fact are entirely fabricated.
Sounds familiar but I can’t recall…
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Sounds familiar but I can’t recall…
Yes! I’ve also done that!
January 27, 2026 at 7:29 PM
Yes! I’ve also done that!
fuck you benay I need the softness, is something I frequently say, and to which I always receive bewildered looks, and I don’t care I keep saying it because I think it’s hilarious, and also I sometimes find the silence of not getting a laugh really funny
January 27, 2026 at 6:49 PM
fuck you benay I need the softness, is something I frequently say, and to which I always receive bewildered looks, and I don’t care I keep saying it because I think it’s hilarious, and also I sometimes find the silence of not getting a laugh really funny
And, as it turns out, the show *must* go on!
January 26, 2026 at 1:48 AM
And, as it turns out, the show *must* go on!
Don’t make me say it.
January 25, 2026 at 7:00 PM
Don’t make me say it.
No! It’ll be great!
January 25, 2026 at 6:35 PM
No! It’ll be great!
This is amazing. Thank you!
January 24, 2026 at 2:30 AM
This is amazing. Thank you!
Wow that is so cool!
January 23, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Wow that is so cool!
But @goldengateblond.bsky.social made me do it!
January 20, 2026 at 4:27 AM
But @goldengateblond.bsky.social made me do it!
first rule of football is HOLD ONTO THE BALL
January 20, 2026 at 4:13 AM
And sew your jewels into your corsets
January 18, 2026 at 8:21 PM
And sew your jewels into your corsets
“Inferable”: the inability to turn gold into iron.
January 17, 2026 at 8:05 PM
“Inferable”: the inability to turn gold into iron.