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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 35m

The Mendoza Line of Bluesky

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 35m

Some are calling it the full paleologopoulos

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1h

If I don't win the Nobel Peace Prize tomorrow, all my students will get Fs for the semester.

Don't like it? Take it up with Stockholm

Steve Herman @newsguy.bsky.social · 5h

The Guardian- The US president may impose tariffs, demand higher NATO contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says, if on Friday he is not awarded the Nobel Peace Prize. www.theguardian.com/world/202...

Norway braces for Trump’s reaction if he does not win Nobel peace prize

US president may impose tariffs, demand higher Nato contributions or even declare Norway an enemy, analyst says

www.theguardian.com

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1h

These people are EXHAUSTING.

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Talia Lavin @swordsjew.bsky.social · 1h

fleabag from the show fleabag looking horrified and offended (because she shags a hot priest)

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1h

Greta Thunberg: 5-2
Zelenskyy: 8-1
DC sandwich throwing guy: 12-1
Obama again, LFG: 25-1
Mike Pence: 40-1
Melania: 75-1
a very special boy, just ask him: off the board

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 8h

The best Mama Rose, the most unbelievable Mama Rose, many people are saying

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 8h

“if”

Kenny Mayne @kennymayne.bsky.social · 8h

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 9h

I mean, to be fair, if anyone is an expert on lying and disingenuous and dishonest people, it's Noem

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 11h

Kristi Noem: "I was in Portland and met with the governor and mayor and chief of police and superintendent of the highway patrol. They are all lying and disingenuous and dishonest people. Because as soon as you leave the room, then they make the exact opposite response."

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 10h

Sentence first -- verdict afterwards.

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 12h

Oh, there will be SO MUCH BLAME to go around.

If they gave out a Nobel in finger pointing, my man would be a lock.

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 12h

Are there dues? Membership cards, elections? I have to start going to the meetings. #antifa

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 12h

Me, tomorrow morning, when the winner is announced and his rageposting begins

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Josh Zingher @zingherpolisci.bsky.social · 13h

I will personally lead the Connor Lamb apology tour on behalf of the citizens of Pennsylvania.

Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 14h

FOX: Do you think Trump deserves the Nobel Peace Prize?

FETTERMAN: If this sticks. I think the whole point of having a Nobel Peace Prize is for ending wars and promoting peace. And if he brings the Ukrainian war to its end, I will be the Democrat leading the committee for his Nobel Prize Peace.

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soul nate @mnateshyamalan.bsky.social · 1d

love your work mrs theranos but how do you walk into this

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1d

Eagles LB Zack Baun is also 6'3", 225. Twinsies.

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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 1d

“A second inflatable frog has now been spotted wiggling through Portland.”

Marco Rubio whispers into Donald Trump's ear.

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1d

That's also what Noem sees when she looks in the mirror

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1d

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GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 1d

had never before considered that the inflatable costumes offer pepper ball protection

Danny K @dannykpolitics.bsky.social · 3d

WATCH: ‘Portland Frog’ pepper balled by ICE agents

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1d

I too have a "routine yearly checkup" in April and then again in October

www.whitehouse.gov/briefings-st...

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Jon Danziger @danziger.bsky.social · 1d

It looks like you're trying to find Amelia Earhart

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C. E. Aubin @ceaubin.bsky.social · 1d

You know what? What the hell, why not

CNN @cnn.com · 2d

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a law enforcement source told CNN.

FBI employees ordered to immediately search for records related to Amelia Earhart, source says | CNN Politics

The Trump administration has ordered FBI employees in Washington, DC, to immediately search their workstations and digital media for any records pertaining to the disappearance of Amelia Earhart, a la...

www.cnn.com

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Alex Kirshner @alexkirshner.com · 1d

The most stunning thing about Belichick's career collapsing and his reputation for anyone under 25 being recast as "horny old dude flaming out in six weeks at North Carolina" is that the football team that made the best decision to keep itself clean throughout this saga was the Atlanta Falcons

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Berny Belvedere @bernybelvedere.bsky.social · 1d

Dinesh D’Souza is into some weird stuff

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