Jon Danziger
@danziger.bsky.social
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
Pinned
Roasting a chicken on a snow day and yelling at a football game on television, excited to report that I have become both my grandmother *and* my grandfather
It's like getting arrested by a fascist Magritte painting.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
It's like getting arrested by a fascist Magritte painting.
Reposted by Jon Danziger
Barry Blitt
Jackson Pollock calls it for Eisenhower
New Yorker
November 12, 2022
Jackson Pollock calls it for Eisenhower
New Yorker
November 12, 2022
January 29, 2026 at 2:29 AM
Barry Blitt
Jackson Pollock calls it for Eisenhower
New Yorker
November 12, 2022
Jackson Pollock calls it for Eisenhower
New Yorker
November 12, 2022
This is a Cecily Strong character that Lorne cut after dress
Things are terrible, but we need to be strategic right now.
January 29, 2026 at 2:10 AM
This is a Cecily Strong character that Lorne cut after dress
Reposted by Jon Danziger
Page after page of DHS agents too ashamed to be pictured doing their job isn’t actually sending the power signal Pam Bondi thinks it is.
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
January 28, 2026 at 8:46 PM
Page after page of DHS agents too ashamed to be pictured doing their job isn’t actually sending the power signal Pam Bondi thinks it is.
This silence will cost you, John
I got this one the other day. The second was a response when I replied STOP to their texts.
January 28, 2026 at 5:37 PM
This silence will cost you, John
I’ve seen this image on an I’m Sorry For Your Loss card.
Trump's discolored hand holds Nicky Minaj's hand today
(Win McNamee/Getty)
(Win McNamee/Getty)
January 28, 2026 at 5:02 PM
I’ve seen this image on an I’m Sorry For Your Loss card.
Reposted by Jon Danziger
killing a once-respected legacy news org is sad but like ... this is objectively very funny
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:36 PM
killing a once-respected legacy news org is sad but like ... this is objectively very funny
Reposted by Jon Danziger
I did not have Trump giving minimalist composers nicknames on my 2026 bingo card
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I did not have Trump giving minimalist composers nicknames on my 2026 bingo card
Next time, on a Very Special Episode of 'The President and Stephen' -- ICE raids a 'Melania' screening! Hijinks ensue.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Next time, on a Very Special Episode of 'The President and Stephen' -- ICE raids a 'Melania' screening! Hijinks ensue.
Reposted by Jon Danziger
Every Democrat was called on to denounce the guy who shot Steve Scalise.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Every Democrat was called on to denounce the guy who shot Steve Scalise.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
Reposted by Jon Danziger
Andrew Huberman, Dog Phrenologist
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Andrew Huberman, Dog Phrenologist
Reposted by Jon Danziger
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The neighbors who shovel the snow out of their driveway and in to the middle of the street are the same ones who give out bad Halloween candy.
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The neighbors who shovel the snow out of their driveway and in to the middle of the street are the same ones who give out bad Halloween candy.
To call Chuck Schumer inadequate is an insult to the inadequate.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
Word is from NBC that instructions from Mr. Schumer to his caucus are: “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.” 1/ www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
To call Chuck Schumer inadequate is an insult to the inadequate.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
"Everything was fine here until this." - the most self-deluded employees imaginable
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"Everything was fine here until this." - the most self-deluded employees imaginable
Reposted by Jon Danziger
Heard 'Melania" is going to get an Oscar. From FIFA.
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Heard 'Melania" is going to get an Oscar. From FIFA.
Reposted by Jon Danziger
All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
the thugs coming in to fuck up Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
the thugs coming in to fuck up Bovino
Imagine being such a little bitch that they send in Tom Homan to clean up your mess.
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Imagine being such a little bitch that they send in Tom Homan to clean up your mess.