Jon Danziger
@danziger.bsky.social
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
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Jon Danziger
@danziger.bsky.social
· Dec 20
With classes finally over, highlight of the semester has to be my extensive knowledge of the Wicked movies and Heated Rivalry putting my Bro Emeritus status in jeopardy with the film bros
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killing a once-respected legacy news org is sad but like ... this is objectively very funny
Tuesday morning:
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
New CBS boss promises “huge emphasis on scoops.”
Tuesday evening:
CBS Evening News anchor interviews his mom.
www.yahoo.com/entertainmen...
‘CBS Evening News’: Tony Dokoupil Under Fire for Interviewing His Own Mom
Viewers accuse CBS News of 'dumbing down.'
www.yahoo.com
January 28, 2026 at 2:36 PM
killing a once-respected legacy news org is sad but like ... this is objectively very funny
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I did not have Trump giving minimalist composers nicknames on my 2026 bingo card
January 28, 2026 at 2:12 PM
I did not have Trump giving minimalist composers nicknames on my 2026 bingo card
Next time, on a Very Special Episode of 'The President and Stephen' -- ICE raids a 'Melania' screening! Hijinks ensue.
Kristi Noem: "Everything I've done, I've done at the direction of the president and Stephen"
January 28, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Next time, on a Very Special Episode of 'The President and Stephen' -- ICE raids a 'Melania' screening! Hijinks ensue.
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Every Democrat was called on to denounce the guy who shot Steve Scalise.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
MINNEAPOLIS (AP) — Man tackled to ground after spraying unknown substance on Rep. Ilhan Omar at town hall in Minneapolis.
January 28, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Every Democrat was called on to denounce the guy who shot Steve Scalise.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
We should expect no less from every Republican now.
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Andrew Huberman, Dog Phrenologist
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 1:50 AM
Andrew Huberman, Dog Phrenologist
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In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 28, 2026 at 1:44 AM
In response to announcement that he will be a new CBS contributor, Andrew Huberman tweeted “I’ve always gone issue-by-issue on health & science, spoken to experts w/a range of takes & presented where I see the center of (data) mass pointed. I’ll do the same with @CBSNews”. In Sept he posted this:
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
The neighbors who shovel the snow out of their driveway and in to the middle of the street are the same ones who give out bad Halloween candy.
January 27, 2026 at 3:43 PM
The neighbors who shovel the snow out of their driveway and in to the middle of the street are the same ones who give out bad Halloween candy.
To call Chuck Schumer inadequate is an insult to the inadequate.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
Word is from NBC that instructions from Mr. Schumer to his caucus are: “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.” 1/ www.nbcnews.com/politics/con...
Senate Democrats plot strategy as DHS standoff deepens heading into shutdown week
Two sources who were on a Democratic caucus strategy call Sunday said Minority Leader Chuck Schumer told the group the message must be to “restrain, reform and restrict ICE.”
www.nbcnews.com
January 27, 2026 at 12:54 PM
To call Chuck Schumer inadequate is an insult to the inadequate.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
We have no principles, but we do have alliteration!
And it will be a mystery to him why voters don't rally to him and his party.
"Everything was fine here until this." - the most self-deluded employees imaginable
Palantir employees are pressing company leadership over its work for ICE in internal company Slacks obtained by @wired.com
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
"In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this."
Scoop from @makenakelly.bsky.social
Palantir Defends Work With ICE to Staff Following Killing of Alex Pretti
“In my opinion ICE are the bad guys. I am not proud that the company I enjoy so much working for is part of this,” one worker wrote on Slack.
www.wired.com
January 27, 2026 at 3:34 AM
"Everything was fine here until this." - the most self-deluded employees imaginable
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Heard 'Melania" is going to get an Oscar. From FIFA.
January 27, 2026 at 3:24 AM
Heard 'Melania" is going to get an Oscar. From FIFA.
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All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
January 26, 2026 at 8:56 PM
All of this happened with basically no help from elected officials of the opposition party. This was entirely the people.
the thugs coming in to fuck up Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
the thugs coming in to fuck up Bovino
Imagine being such a little bitch that they send in Tom Homan to clean up your mess.
January 27, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Imagine being such a little bitch that they send in Tom Homan to clean up your mess.
Top Post Reporter, sit down, your mother and I have to speak with you about the Tooth Fairy.
Brian Stelter: A top Post reporter tells me "there's now a strong sense" across the newsroom "that neither Jeff Bezos nor Will Lewis are serious, good-faith stewards of The Washington Post."
January 27, 2026 at 1:17 AM
Top Post Reporter, sit down, your mother and I have to speak with you about the Tooth Fairy.
America: You can kill innocent people, but you MAY NOT SHITPOST
@cnn.com now reporting this.
They have cut Bovino off from his social media accounts.
Effective immediately.
They have cut Bovino off from his social media accounts.
Effective immediately.
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 AM
America: You can kill innocent people, but you MAY NOT SHITPOST
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Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
January 26, 2026 at 7:26 PM
Now I want to know which CNN reporter or producer doesn't know the word "sycophant."
This is a joke, right?
You’re joking?
Good one.
You’re joking?
Good one.
Rahm Emanuel's “combination of policy talk, moral reflection and candid critiques of recent Democratic fixations is distinctive, and there’s impressive political savvy in what he foregrounds and how he frames it,” argues Frank Bruni.
Opinion | Will Rahm Emanuel Run for President in 2028?
A Democratic insider with an outside chance at the White House
nyti.ms
January 26, 2026 at 5:57 PM
This is a joke, right?
You’re joking?
Good one.
You’re joking?
Good one.
M2LANIA: MAR-A-LAGO DRIFT
MELANIA 2: MELANIER
January 26, 2026 at 5:19 PM
M2LANIA: MAR-A-LAGO DRIFT
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God Save the King
January 26, 2026 at 1:14 PM
God Save the King