Jon Danziger
@danziger.bsky.social
OED researcher. Professor, film and American Studies. Writer. I expect to die without seeing the Jets win the Super Bowl.
Men’s singles.
Glengarry Glen Ross - on ice!
From the gold medal podium, I will tell you three times to go lunch.
Glengarry Glen Ross - on ice!
From the gold medal podium, I will tell you three times to go lunch.
February 8, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Men’s singles.
Glengarry Glen Ross - on ice!
From the gold medal podium, I will tell you three times to go lunch.
Glengarry Glen Ross - on ice!
From the gold medal podium, I will tell you three times to go lunch.
“Father, I cannot undercut the narrative.”
February 4, 2026 at 12:37 AM
“Father, I cannot undercut the narrative.”
With tears in their eyes
February 1, 2026 at 8:59 PM
With tears in their eyes
It’s been rough without George
January 30, 2026 at 4:05 AM
It’s been rough without George
WITH A BARBECUE FORK AND A PIZZA CUTTER
January 29, 2026 at 8:11 PM
WITH A BARBECUE FORK AND A PIZZA CUTTER
It's like getting arrested by a fascist Magritte painting.
January 29, 2026 at 2:11 PM
It's like getting arrested by a fascist Magritte painting.
January 27, 2026 at 5:30 PM
the thugs coming in to fuck up Bovino
January 27, 2026 at 1:36 AM
the thugs coming in to fuck up Bovino
Your Board of Peace
January 24, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Your Board of Peace
The poison version of:
January 22, 2026 at 3:28 AM
The poison version of:
Me whispering to my date: “That’s Louis Vuitton.”
January 21, 2026 at 12:21 AM
Me whispering to my date: “That’s Louis Vuitton.”
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the Board of Peace!"
January 20, 2026 at 4:14 PM
"Gentlemen, you can't fight in here, this is the Board of Peace!"
The inaugural meeting of the Donald J. Trump Board of Peace is called to order.
January 20, 2026 at 3:39 PM
The inaugural meeting of the Donald J. Trump Board of Peace is called to order.
me walking into the first class of the semester
January 20, 2026 at 2:05 PM
me walking into the first class of the semester
Our brave boy complaining about lack of engagement on Bluesky blocked me. He is a hero for our time.
Also, his big move is to say that those who disagree with him are bots.
Post through it, my dude, this is going GREAT.
Also, his big move is to say that those who disagree with him are bots.
Post through it, my dude, this is going GREAT.
January 19, 2026 at 11:27 PM
Our brave boy complaining about lack of engagement on Bluesky blocked me. He is a hero for our time.
Also, his big move is to say that those who disagree with him are bots.
Post through it, my dude, this is going GREAT.
Also, his big move is to say that those who disagree with him are bots.
Post through it, my dude, this is going GREAT.
Herman Melville knows what he did.
January 18, 2026 at 1:41 PM
Herman Melville knows what he did.