"go on..." jk isn't intruiged at all, whatever.

"you /giggle/ right... and you say, "i'm kidding... i don't need pizza."

th cackles and jm is delighted with himself. jk on the other hand groans because obviously his friends have never met him before. he can barely LOOK at a hot guy.

"so it literally cant fail." jm tells him. "you walk up to the hottest guy in the room right? and you just say "so do you wanna get pizza and fuck?"

jk groans because does jm even know him? would he still be a virgin if he was able to say things like that?

when they're getting ready and jm is putting some strawberry chapstick on him because his sensory issues CANNOT with that lipgloss jm and th exchange, jm gives him a little tip.

"have you ever heard of the pizza line, googie?"

uh, he has /not/. but he doesn't really know any lines.