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Went to the dentist today for nagging pain and found out I have 6 cavities... I'm honestly happy that's all it is considering I hadn't been to a dentist in a good 10 years. 😭
December 16, 2025 at 7:28 PM
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one like and i’ll start my fifth re-read of the best book ever written, The Stand.
December 16, 2025 at 9:57 PM
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Ahem
August 12, 2025 at 6:46 PM
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Starting in September, Gov. Greg Abbott and GOP lawmakers will make it even harder in Texas to prevent school shootings, suicides, and murders by domestic abusers www.motherjones.com/politics/202...
Texas forbids law that keeps guns away from unhinged people
Despite recent massacres in the state, GOP leaders ban a proven tool to help stop them.
www.motherjones.com
August 11, 2025 at 3:02 AM
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aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt
February 26, 2025 at 7:07 AM
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What is the name of "beauty" in this story?
I think he must be French and his name does NOT necessarily have to start with B. 🤔
January 23, 2025 at 6:39 PM
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In fairness, “you can make millions of individual molecules but there are 13 that you need but can’t make so let’s outsource their production to plants. Also, it’s actually 12…you can make one of the vitamins…as long as the sun’s rays touch your skin like you yourself are a plant” does sound fake.
ceej.online ceej @ceej.online · Jan 23
I’m sorry but vitamins sound fake
January 23, 2025 at 5:16 PM
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"go on..." jk isn't intruiged at all, whatever.

"you /giggle/ right... and you say, "i'm kidding... i don't need pizza."

th cackles and jm is delighted with himself. jk on the other hand groans because obviously his friends have never met him before. he can barely LOOK at a hot guy.
December 31, 2024 at 2:44 PM
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"so it literally cant fail." jm tells him. "you walk up to the hottest guy in the room right? and you just say "so do you wanna get pizza and fuck?"

jk groans because does jm even know him? would he still be a virgin if he was able to say things like that?
December 31, 2024 at 2:42 PM
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when they're getting ready and jm is putting some strawberry chapstick on him because his sensory issues CANNOT with that lipgloss jm and th exchange, jm gives him a little tip.

"have you ever heard of the pizza line, googie?"

uh, he has /not/. but he doesn't really know any lines.
December 31, 2024 at 2:41 PM
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anyway, 25 year old jk who is shy and neurodivergent and still a virgin. he /hates/ going out, but he is determined to lose his virginity this new years eve. his friends jm and th hype him the fuck up, dress him up in a little crop top and his high waisted jeans that make him look like a snack.
I’ve lost my free moodboard thread 💀 more proof that I need to be less lazy and make a master thread here but anyway…

#namkook + pop my cherry
December 31, 2024 at 2:40 PM
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me: i only write for my own enjoyment
me writing:
January 9, 2025 at 2:43 AM
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Chapter 11 is up!

🐾 Jimin’s punishment comes to an end
🐾 Hoseok and him take things a little further

archiveofourown.org/works/487769...
January 12, 2025 at 2:54 PM
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It's my birthday! If you'd like to celebrate it, get yourself takeout, or an Etsy sticker, or affirming jewellery, or watch an air crash documentary, or practise your spins, or just speak your own name like you are worth saying.

don't give to a cause. we save this world that we might live in it. 🖤
January 20, 2025 at 6:08 PM
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Weird that we have to say this, but the government doesn’t get to decide what gender a person is.
January 20, 2025 at 8:00 PM
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January 6, 2025 at 8:13 PM
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January 7, 2025 at 5:47 PM
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The last Chapter of Incognito is up!

We have:

🥸 A last straw for the alphas,

🥸 Letting go for Jimin,

🥸 Looking ahead for them all

🥸 And I had to add choking to the content warnings whoops

archiveofourown.org/works/582710...
Incognito - Chapter 5 - Tarbek1 - 방탄소년단 | Bangtan Boys | BTS [Archive of Our Own]
An Archive of Our Own, a project of the Organization for Transformative Works
archiveofourown.org
December 17, 2024 at 5:30 PM
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August 30, 2024 at 10:31 PM
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the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.
December 17, 2024 at 7:04 PM
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I absolutely love that Everything Is Tuberculosis (signed edition) is cheaper on Amazon than Everything Is Tuberculosis (unsigned edition).

My signature is worth negative seven dollars. Incredible. Wondrous.

I hit 75,000 signatures today. Still a long way to go, but I'm grinding toward 100k.
December 17, 2024 at 10:48 PM
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November 16, 2024 at 4:18 AM
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Never use the рatreon ios app to subscribe! 😑
If you want to subscribe, use a browser instead!
Рatreon already takes part of the income, I won’t be able to cover apple’s part as well (greedy bastards)
November 7, 2024 at 4:57 PM