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bex • she/her
Typos: yes
just doing my best

🌉 San Francisco
🤍 𝔇𝔬 𝔫𝔬 𝔥𝔞𝔯𝔪, 𝔱𝔞𝔨𝔢 𝔫𝔬 𝔰𝔥𝔦𝔱 🌙
I’m so tired of people (especially men) who use “I was bullied in HS” as an excuse to be a shitty adult. I say especially men because this entire world is built for them, why are they always so pressed???
December 29, 2025 at 11:51 PM
I’m like 🤏🏻 this close to cashing out, throwing all my shit in storage, and moving to Europe with no plan.
December 24, 2025 at 9:45 AM
Give me a low-stakes workplace comedy and I am in HEAVEN.
The Office
30 Rock
Parks & Rec
Superstore
The Paper
Currently: Dennis Medical

I need to watch NewsRadio.
December 23, 2025 at 10:01 PM
My disability insurance came after me because they “overpaid” me……….. uhhhhh no.
bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
ALT: bugs bunny says nooo while looking at something
media.tenor.com
December 18, 2025 at 2:23 AM
bb update!
December 18, 2025 at 2:22 AM
Yesterday a Gen-Z tried to teach me how to use a film camera and I reminded her that I’m from the olden days when that was all we had. 🤣🤣🤣
December 12, 2025 at 5:09 PM
My Botox wearing off is a liability at work… suddenly I’m able to make faces I usually can’t and it’s very clear when I think someone’s stupid.
December 10, 2025 at 5:46 PM
My favorite quote from the last week was my coworker saying “you can’t manipulate me, I’m a Scorpio. I wrote the book on this.” 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻
December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
Tonight I left my house at 10:30pm and quickly realized I’m way closer to Gen X than Gen Z and my jeans were far too skinny.
December 6, 2025 at 8:56 AM
I saw a billboard today (I-80W somewhere past Sacramento?) for kind of candy? It said “it’s grape!” except the “g” was made of a grape… and was hardly visible.

I nearly drove off the road doing a double take at the “it’s rape!” billboard.
November 29, 2025 at 8:58 AM
It’s been 2 years why do you insist on living rent free in my head???
November 28, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Nothing is easy today, or this week, and I hate it.
November 25, 2025 at 8:39 PM
Me: saves household (& maybe neighborhood) from gas explosion

Also me: still sends a lighter through the dryer. 🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️🤦🏼‍♀️
November 25, 2025 at 8:37 PM
Literally saved our asses, PG&E had to replace our regulator and meter. 🤯

Glad I decided to make a fuss.
Me: Smells gas and has to call PG&E emergency line

Also me: lights up a joint without a care in the world.
November 24, 2025 at 8:04 AM
I told someone I like dating because I learn a lot about other people and also myself….

but after this last date all I’ve learned is I’m hilarious and hell is other people.

It’s fine, we’re cute.
November 24, 2025 at 7:57 AM
Uhhhhhhh

Rolex
Dance
Freedom

I don’t claim all that 🤣🤣🤣
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:

Progress
Transformation
Clarity

Not mad at that at all.
Affirm the next 3 months with the first 3 words you see:

• change
• freedom
• challenge

Sounds great to me!
November 22, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Me: Smells gas and has to call PG&E emergency line

Also me: lights up a joint without a care in the world.
November 22, 2025 at 10:44 PM
Ice pack on my hip, heating pad on my upper back/flank, just goddamn.
November 22, 2025 at 10:10 AM
Reposted by Becky says
imagine walking down the beach and seeing jesus carrying some guy
November 22, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Man I fucking hate Radiohead and I know that’s such an unpopular opinion. 😭😭😭
November 15, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Update on the bbs, they’re perfect.
November 14, 2025 at 1:34 AM
My self-worth is never higher than when a dog pulls on their leash to come closer to me. 🥹
November 14, 2025 at 1:04 AM
Gonna eat an ice cream bar for “breakfast” at 3pm also because “healing.” 🤣
It’s almost my last day to stay in bed til 1, smoke a joint for breakfast (with my Yerba mate, obvi) and do puzzles all day under the guise of “healing.”

I can’t believe it’s been 8 weeks. I can’t believe how much my life has changed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:53 PM
It’s almost my last day to stay in bed til 1, smoke a joint for breakfast (with my Yerba mate, obvi) and do puzzles all day under the guise of “healing.”

I can’t believe it’s been 8 weeks. I can’t believe how much my life has changed.
November 13, 2025 at 10:49 PM