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Martin Allen
@beebirdmoth.bsky.social
Tired trans guy.
Very manly muppet.
CFO @AutonomousPress.bsky.social
I mentioned her in passing the other day, and my husband had no clue who she was. I was about to explain, but then just told him he’s better off not knowing.
December 11, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Genuine thanks for this.
December 10, 2025 at 2:49 AM
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Things are looking up
December 8, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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But boy let me tell you, that alt text generator is getting used shitloads, with its xbox-ish power consumption and total privacy with a small model. I’m scared here.

On behalf of comp ling people everywhere, FUCK OpenAI for reinforcing the conflation. I know three who left here bc of that list
December 8, 2025 at 1:29 PM
I was once in a British household where not only did they do dishes like this – they used the same water and sponge on the counter after dressing pheasant. Yes, they were titled.
December 5, 2025 at 2:19 AM
It works. In the above dish, I feel roasted garlic would be too heavy, but in general, it’s great having garlic bombs on hand. bsky.app/profile/beeb...
Buy the three pound bags of pealed garlic cloves from Costco and roast them in the crockpot. Let cool and use a cookie scoop to make consistently sized flavor bombs for relatively little effort.
December 3, 2025 at 4:26 PM
Buy gift cards for yourself.
Every month or two, especially on holidays that push consumerism, I search for specials on gift cards to places I will shop at day to day (like grocery stores). You can often buy a $100 card for $75-$85 dollars.
November 30, 2025 at 11:02 PM
The fourth picture has serious Zappos Beeblebrox vibes. Also, that sweater is lovely.
November 29, 2025 at 7:09 PM